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farley3k wrote:

from r/showerthoughts

Since they only eat fish, sharks are vegetarian but not vegan.

*pescatarian

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Vargen wrote:
farley3k wrote:

from r/showerthoughts

Since they only eat fish, sharks are vegetarian but not vegan.

*pescatarian

:)

Yeah, eating fish is not vegetarian.

I had a friend who claimed that because fish lived below ground level they counted as vegetables.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Vargen wrote:
farley3k wrote:

from r/showerthoughts

Since they only eat fish, sharks are vegetarian but not vegan.

*pescatarian

:)

Yeah, eating fish is not vegetarian.

Though to be fair, my regular brunch place is referred to as "the vegetarian restaurant" even though they also serve some fish. So there's some fuzziness in the colloquial usage of the terms.

Not when it comes to actually feeding people, though.

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The trick isn't getting in with outside food - that's just the ability to be discrete about it - but it's what you do in the theater that matters. Pulling out some burgers and fries with dipping sauces just seems to set the ushers off for some reason. And jambalaya? Fuggedaboudit...

Robear wrote:

The trick isn't getting in with outside food - that's just the ability to be discrete about it - but it's what you do in the theater that matters. Pulling out some burgers and fries with dipping sauces just seems to set the ushers off for some reason. And jambalaya? Fuggedaboudit...

Weirdest thing I found was probably a rotisserie chicken carcass.

Worst to clean was our own doing. We briefly sold Starburst. Dozens of individually wrapped candles. At least half the people that bought them just threw all the wrappers on the floor. You could not sweep them up to save your life either. It's been 20 years and I'm still annoyed by whomever thought that was a good idea.

Ouch!

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As someone with dual US/UK nationality, my response to these sentiments from Americans is always:

"Have you never been to Arbys or Applebee's?"

Works with both the food AND the clientele.

kaostheory wrote:
Robear wrote:

The trick isn't getting in with outside food - that's just the ability to be discrete about it - but it's what you do in the theater that matters. Pulling out some burgers and fries with dipping sauces just seems to set the ushers off for some reason. And jambalaya? Fuggedaboudit...

Weirdest thing I found was probably a rotisserie chicken carcass.

I'm reminded of a story from the We Hate Movies podcast about an incident that occurred during a preview screening of the hit movie Secret Window.

(language warning I suppose)

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farley3k wrote:

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An actual conversation I overheard at a bookstore once:

He: "Have you decided what you're going to buy yet?"
She: "I'm not going to buy anything. I can't, I haven't got any money."
He: "You've been dragging me around this place for two hours when you haven't even got any money?!"
She: "Oh, I never go into bookshops when I have money. I'd just spend it all."

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farley3k wrote:

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And we all thank your benevolent capitalist overlords Farley

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“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are.”

― H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy

Even more dangerous to the government is a few thousand men and women who think they are thinking for themselves, but choose to believe misinformation and manufactured outrage over a stolen election and show up together on a chosen day to "take back their country".