NFL 2022: The preseason thread

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I'm just hungry for pickles now.

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

I mean, there was a time that I wanted the Browns to take Rosen over Mayfield. Who knows, maybe if they did I would still be a Browns fan...

Better late than never?

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What a timeline it would be if Josh Rosen stepped in, played amazingly, and started a QB controversy.

Josh Rosen is up to team #6, but this time he's definitely ready to prove he belongs selling car insurance or something. Still counts as "belongs," right?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Josh Rosen is up to team #6, but this time he's definitely ready to prove he belongs selling car insurance or something. Still counts as "belongs," right?

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*Legion* wrote:

It’s America’s fastest growing sport!

Cornhole?

Stele wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

It’s America’s fastest growing sport!

Cornhole?

Old news. Pickleball has long since passed cornhole's growth rate.

I don't know, I've never seen pickle whatsit on ESPN but I have watched Cornhole championships

None of the people in those championships are blackout drunk so it's not real cornhole.

I feel like you could make a game out of "Casual Sport or PornHub Category" and both Pickleball and Cornhole would be solid options to really make people think.

Kyler made a point of topping the Watson contract but came up short. Not only is the guaranteed money lower, but Watson’s was effectively a four year deal with a one year delay so his cash per snap is way higher.

Stele wrote:

I don't know, I've never seen pickle whatsit on ESPN but I have watched Cornhole championships

That's because "fastest growing" is a distinction that says nothing about the absolute size of something.

*Legion* wrote:
Stele wrote:

I don't know, I've never seen pickle whatsit on ESPN but I have watched Cornhole championships

That's because "fastest growing" is a distinction that says nothing about the absolute size of something.

*Legion* wrote:
Stele wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

It’s America’s fastest growing sport!

Cornhole?

Old news. Pickleball has long since passed cornhole's growth rate.

I'm sitting in a smash burger having lunch with my kids right now, and the TV right in front of me is showing American Cornhole League on ESPN News.

Even better, it's something called "Superhole III".

It's baseball season and ESPN airs, like, one baseball game a week. If you turn to ESPN during the day there's a 90% chance cornhole will be on. I'm pretty sure the 'S' in ESPN now somehow stands for cornhole.

iaintgotnopants wrote:

It's baseball season and ESPN airs, like, one baseball game a week. If you turn to ESPN during the day there's a 90% chance cornhole will be on. I'm pretty sure the 'S' in ESPN now somehow stands for cornhole.

The other TV was playing an NBA game featuring Karl Malone and the Jazz against the Supersonics.

So, what are cornhole players/contestants/participants called? Cornholers? Tossers? Cornholios?

iaintgotnopants wrote:

It's baseball season and ESPN airs, like, one baseball game a week.

NFL training camps better start soon because there has been a mention of an activity that some folks have confused with a sport.

And the rest of y'all are talking about cornhole.

Enix wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:

It's baseball season and ESPN airs, like, one baseball game a week.

NFL training camps better start soon because there has been a mention of an activity that some folks have confused with a sport.

And the rest of y'all are talking about cornhole.

John Kruk wrote:

I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player.

Hrdina wrote:
Enix wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:

It's baseball season and ESPN airs, like, one baseball game a week.

NFL training camps better start soon because there has been a mention of an activity that some folks have confused with a sport.

And the rest of y'all are talking about cornhole.

John Kruk wrote:

I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player.

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Because you guys crapped all over this thread with mentions of non-football pastimes, I went ahead and started another thread to get us to the regular season:

NFL 2022: The training camp thread

Everyone's required to post there twice each day because it's training camp. GO GO GO GO

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