Post a quote, that could have just been text but instead for some stupid reason is an image, entertain me!

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Ok, I did this in my office and it sounded so funny I started to laugh. Well worth trying

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Eleanor Dogby!

All the lonely people, why don't they get a dog?

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farley3k wrote:

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My wife works for Virginia's DOT. She said when this was going around the office everyone was sad that they mostly use independent contractors and can't really do this here.

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farley3k wrote:

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On the other hand, nobody ever had a car accident and killed someone because they ate too much salad.

Valmorian wrote:
farley3k wrote:

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On the other hand, nobody ever had a car accident and killed someone because they ate too much salad.

Unless they were sick from E Coli.

Or if there was lettuce on the brake pedal!

Man, Farley’s tag is so spot on. His perfectly curated memes both here and in P&C have generated more laughs than the original Moments of Zen ever did!

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farley3k wrote:

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Came to this conclusion years ago. Tore up both our yards and replaced them with gardens and paver stones.

Not only are lawns a pain to maintain, it's difficult to enjoy one over the sound of all the neighbors maintaining theirs.

The only good use for grass is on a golf course.

Golf courses are way worse than lawns. At least in terms of water use per square foot, plus all the pesticides. At least lawns tend to give you some enjoyment of your property that you can put to use. Nobody's having a picnic on the fairway of hole 9. Plus most of them are cleared land in places that have nothing that looks like a golf course in the first place.

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Mmmm. Forbidden mushroom.

"All mushrooms are edible. Some of them more than once." - Terry Pratchett

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