NFL 2022: The preseason thread

*Legion* wrote:
Enix wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

... a man with (a) spectacular ... mustache ...

*Legion* wrote:

I can't handle seeing Baalke every time I click into this thread. ...

Done and done!

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UpToIsomorphism wrote:
Hrdina wrote:
Emmes wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

Panthers take Corral.

It's been a week of internet articles, and I'm still torn on which one I like better.

  • Matt "Golden" Corral
  • Matt "OK" Corral

Those are both obvious yet stellar.

I mean, doesn’t it depend on if he is golden or ok?

I mean, doesn't that depend on how you feel about the quality of Golden Corral?

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

I mean, doesn’t it depend on if he is golden or ok?

He aspires to one but is destined for the other, at best.

iaintgotnopants wrote:

I mean, doesn't that depend on how you feel about the quality of Golden Corral?

An excellent point.

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The mayor of Dallas wants an expansion franchise... in Dallas.

A second team in Dallas isn't crazy as it sounds... so long as they play at the Jerruh Dome.

Tom Brady to join Fox... after his playing career is done. So, in 2033?

Rat Boy wrote:

Tom Brady to join Fox... after his playing career is done. So, in 2033?

What, trading crypto isn't gonna be his retirement job?

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Tom Brady to join Fox... after his playing career is done. So, in 2033?

What, trading crypto isn't gonna be his retirement job?

That would involve him spending too much time at home with the family.

Rat Boy wrote:

A second team in Dallas isn't crazy as it sounds... so long as they play at the Jerruh Dome.

If another NFL team comes to Texas, it's gonna be San Antonio / Austin.

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Tom Brady to join Fox... after his playing career is done. So, in 2033?

What, trading crypto isn't gonna be his retirement job?

$375 million over 10 years should be the final sign that crypto's a bust.

Rat Boy wrote:

$375 million over 10 years should be the final sign that crypto's a bust.

Hey, maybe they're paying him part of that in crypto.

Ugh, does anyone really want to listen to Tom Brady talk about football?

Ugh, does anyone really want to listen to Tom Brady talk?

iaintgotnopants wrote:

Ugh, does anyone really want to listen to Tom Brady talk?

Yes Tom Brady does.

Extremely poor investment by Fox though. Unless they have some data on fringe viewers and how commentators draw more eyeballs I really can't see paying anyone big money to call football games money well spent.

There's also a pretty long history of great players being terrible commentators, because doing things and talking about other people doing those things are so very different. I suspect Brady is obsessive enough he'll be good at it, but still not worth the money.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

There's also a pretty long history of great players being terrible commentators, because doing things and talking about other people doing those things are so very different. I suspect Brady is obsessive enough he'll be good at it, but still not worth the money.

Yup. Ironically, it is often the most mediocre players that make the best commentators. J T O'Sullivan and Chris Simms are two of my favorites when it comes to breaking things down in a way I hadn't thought of and find insightful and they were both entirely forgettable players.

There's a reason guys like Jordan Palmer and John Beck become QB gurus; they've spent years observing and studying instead of doing, and just haven't had the inherent talent to not have to do that. If you're truly gifted, there's a decent chance you just haven't had to study or work as hard and you don't have the understanding of the game, because you haven't needed to. It's the same reason why lots of great players have flamed out as coaches.

Paleocon wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

There's also a pretty long history of great players being terrible commentators, because doing things and talking about other people doing those things are so very different. I suspect Brady is obsessive enough he'll be good at it, but still not worth the money.

Yup. Ironically, it is often the most mediocre players that make the best commentators. J T O'Sullivan and Chris Simms are two of my favorites when it comes to breaking things down in a way I hadn't thought of and find insightful and they were both entirely forgettable players.

Other sports are like this too, backup goalies and catchers in hockey and baseball most notably. Part-time players spend A LOT of time sitting on the sidelines, thinking and observing. That's the big factor why the transition easier to commentator roles because they haven't needed to be as singularly obsessive as a regular.

Romo is a far better announcer than Aikman. But you'd definitely pick Troy in his prime to play the position.

Paleocon wrote:

Yup. Ironically, it is often the most mediocre players that make the best commentators. J T O'Sullivan and Chris Simms are two of my favorites when it comes to breaking things down in a way I hadn't thought of and find insightful and they were both entirely forgettable players.

That's NFL All-Time Most-Franchises-Played-For record holder J.T. O'Sullivan, put some respek on that name.

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

$375 million over 10 years should be the final sign that crypto's a bust.

Hey, maybe they're paying him part of that in crypto.

Ugh, does anyone really want to listen to Tom Brady talk about football?

Uhmmm.... Hi guys..

But seriously, I'm very curious about this. I was not expecting Brady to take a shot at being an analyst. And I think it's going to be good for TV ratings because a lot of people just love to hate on Brady and will consume it for that reason.

I don't think Brady was expecting to do commentary either but then Peyton did and Fox said how about 375 million.

Quick Google Fu puts Brady's deal at 2-3x the Mannings in yearly terms. Just another way to stick it to Peyton.

Josh Lambo sues the Jaguars over Urban Meyer's behavior:

Via Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times, former Jaguars kicker Josh Lambo has sued the team, seeking payment of his $3.5 million base salary for 2021, along with compensation for emotional distress.

Lambo contends that he was physically and verbally abused by former coach Urban Meyer. Specifically, Lambo claims that the team violated the Florida Private Sector Whistleblower’s Act.

Meyer allegedly kicked Lambo before a preseason game in August, saying to him, “Hey dipsh*t, making your f*cking kicks.” Lambo alleges that he told Meyer to never do that again. Meyer allegedly responded, “I’m the head ball coach, I’ll kick you whenever the f*ck I want.”

Lambo says he verbally reported the incident to his agent, who communicated the complaint to the team.

Undoubtedly, Lambo contends in the lawsuit (we haven’t seen it yet) that the Jaguars cut him in retaliation for making the complaint regarding Meyer’s conduct.

I wonder if that figure is inflated (unlike footballs at Foxborough, heyo!).

It seems like quite a jump over the previous high bar. Doubling Tony Romo's deal for someone not yet proven to be any good as a broadcaster? Doesn't fully pass the smell test. I feel like it might be more of an "up to" $375 million sort of deal. But who knows? Maybe FOX is just that desperate.

Stuff like this makes me wonder how much longer the 49ers can hang onto John Lynch. Granted he's not in THAT tier of demand, but he took quite a hit in salary when he left the booth for the Niners GM job, and the gap between broadcaster and team executive salaries is only widening now.

Via Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times, former Jaguars kicker Josh Lambo has sued the team, seeking payment of his $3.5 million base salary for 2021, along with compensation for emotional distress.

Lambo contends that he was physically and verbally abused by former coach Urban Meyer. Specifically, Lambo claims that the team violated the Florida Private Sector Whistleblower’s Act.

Ah, that's disappointing. Only because suing the team makes it pretty much certain he won't be on the team. I was hoping he'd get a chance to return to the team and compete for the job in camp. I wonder if the hip just isn't getting back to where it needs to be.

Suing a team kinda feels like the move of a guy that doesn't expect to be in the league this year.

Do the right thing for once, Khan.

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Seems like it should be easy for him to win the salary.

*Legion* wrote:
Via Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times, former Jaguars kicker Josh Lambo has sued the team, seeking payment of his $3.5 million base salary for 2021, along with compensation for emotional distress.

Lambo contends that he was physically and verbally abused by former coach Urban Meyer. Specifically, Lambo claims that the team violated the Florida Private Sector Whistleblower’s Act.

Ah, that's disappointing. Only because suing the team makes it pretty much certain he won't be on the team. I was hoping he'd get a chance to return to the team and compete for the job in camp. I wonder if the hip just isn't getting back to where it needs to be.

Suing a team kinda feels like the move of a guy that doesn't expect to be in the league this year.

Do the right thing for once, Khan.

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Seriously. Khan should be thankful for lambo. If it wasn’t for him it is quite possible he would have been saddled with urban liar another year

Hopefully Fox only has Brady do games for the teams he played for. I can’t imagine a worse person to have to listen to during a football game except maybe Joe Theisman.

I'm hoping Brady will be good. I thought it was premature to throw Romo in the No 1 CBS booth, but he's been pretty good. And I've liked the ManningCast more than I thought I would.

Drew Brees, meanwhile, is a tiny little man who should be thrown into a pit of fire along with Tony Dungy.

Funny, Al Roker was bragging about Brees this morning. But I guess NBC guys gotta stick up for each other