Things you should know by now, but only just discovered

Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Baron Of Hell wrote:

I learned how to easily separate the yolk from the whites for eggs. Just use a slotted spoon. The whites runs through the slots leaving the yolk.

You can also just use your hand. (Serious, not snark.). Works fabulously.

Also the shell of the egg itself.

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Yeah I usually do the shell version, if the shell breaks up too much I'll just use my fingers.

Ok so we all know this 2017 meme image and its various permutations.....

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Today I learned...

Hungarian government family values ads mocked for using 'distracted boyfriend' models

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Apparently yes, everyone made fun of them.

It is somewhat acceptable for a grown man to refer to his dog as "the fur baby" but if he calls his daughter "the skin baby" apparently people will think he's a weirdo.

Vargen wrote:

It is somewhat acceptable for a grown man to refer to his dog as "the fur baby" but if he calls his daughter "the skin baby" apparently people will think he's a weirdo.

The correct term for a baby is "poo terrorist"

Jonman wrote:
Vargen wrote:

It is somewhat acceptable for a grown man to refer to his dog as "the fur baby" but if he calls his daughter "the skin baby" apparently people will think he's a weirdo.

The correct term for a baby is "poo terrorist"

The poo is mainly just a distraction so she can vomit while I'm preoccupied with the other end.

Vargen wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Vargen wrote:

It is somewhat acceptable for a grown man to refer to his dog as "the fur baby" but if he calls his daughter "the skin baby" apparently people will think he's a weirdo.

The correct term for a baby is "poo terrorist"

The poo is mainly just a distraction so she can vomit while I'm preoccupied with the other end.

Mine spit up during a change 2 HOURS after eating! Why were you holding it that long, baby?!

Jonman wrote:
Vargen wrote:

It is somewhat acceptable for a grown man to refer to his dog as "the fur baby" but if he calls his daughter "the skin baby" apparently people will think he's a weirdo.

The correct term for a baby is "poo terrorist"

I prefer joy killer.

More like schedule killer. You thought you were leaving at 3:30? Haha!

Mixolyde wrote:

More like schedule killer. You thought you were leaving at 3:30? Haha!

My kids aren’t babies, but I’m wondering when this wears off. When they’re, what, 8? 10? 15?

I would imagine mostly when they no longer come with you. As a dad of a five year old this is a real thing no one warned me about!

It's like one of Harrison's Laws. No matter how much time you allot for getting your kids ready, you always need more.

To bend the tangent back towards the thread topic:

Lying back in the recliner while your child sleeps on your chest is just about the best thing. Full stop.

Hah doing it right now.

Vargen wrote:

To bend the tangent back towards the thread topic:

Lying back in the recliner while your child sleeps on your chest is just about the best thing. Full stop.

That's the only thing I really miss from the newborn stage.

There's definitely moments where I miss the whole "not capable of moving" stage. Was pretty cool knowing you could put them down somewhere and not worry that they're going to immediately seek out all the possible ways they can hurt themselves.

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

Spoiler:

Wherever you left it! *rimshot.jpg*

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Not always

Spoiler:

January 8, 1993 - October 24, 2013
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/maryla...

Sharks don't sleep.

I just learned Windows 10 has an emoji picker! Hit Win+. to bring it up. It even has search and works throughout Windows including File Explorer and Outlook (albeit without color). Pretty cool.

Whereas if you hit just "Win+", it will magnify your screen massively. Hit Win- to reverse that.

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A tandem is a bicycle built for two.

Baron Of Hell wrote:

A tandem is a bicycle built for two.

A Tandy is an old ass computer.

A Tandem is an old-ass computer that had 2-sided fault tolerant hardware components...

RawkGWJ wrote:

A Tandy is an old ass computer.

You mind what you say about Miss Daisy, now!

Evan E wrote:
RawkGWJ wrote:

A Tandy is an old ass computer.

You mind what you say about Miss Daisy, now!

A daisy is an old ass type of printer. You’re thinking of a piggly wiggly.

Jonman wrote:
Vargen wrote:

It is somewhat acceptable for a grown man to refer to his dog as "the fur baby" but if he calls his daughter "the skin baby" apparently people will think he's a weirdo.

The correct term for a baby is "poo terrorist"

I came across this quote from Danny Dyer very recently.

‘Bringing up a toddler is like borrowing a monkey for a couple of years. They just s*** all over the gaff and proper take the p*** out of you.’