Post me a .GIF - Tell me a story!

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Ah, the Omurice Omelet. Arguably one of the most difficult omelets to make or master.

I can respect the technique and precision, but I don't really want to eat runny scrambled eggs.

merphle wrote:

I can respect the technique and precision, but I don't really want to eat runny scrambled eggs.

It is really weird. I have no issue with a runny yolk fried egg (over medium please), but runny scrambled eggs are a hard no from me.

I'm sure it tastes good, but it looks absolutely disgusting.

What is the sauce the chef pours on in the end?

It looks really pretty... Until it gets sliced open, then it looks like yellow brains. And the final shot with the brown sauce all over it makes it look like a pile of mashed potatoes with gravy all over it like you'd see in a self-serve cafeteria line. It goes from incredible-looking to something I'd easily pass over.

Those are chopsticks I'm assuming, but they look like it's someone making an omelet with drumsticks.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Those are chopsticks I'm assuming, but they look like it's someone making an omelet with drumsticks.

it beats all the other ways hands down.

Murderous thoughts

farley3k wrote:

(Video of ice calving)

This is deeply terrifying to me. And not because of any particular thing that happens in that video as a result of the ice falling off. Just what it means. Goddamn.

"Post me a .GIF - Tell me a story" indeed. The story of the end of the world.

farley3k wrote:

There's no sound with this one, and yet I can hear it clearly.

farley3k wrote:

To be believable, the delivery person needs three of the following:

1) Neck tattoo
2) sh*tty beard
3) Gages
4) Nose ring
5) Dreads (probably white dreads)

your only as old as your knees

I think I’m being dense... why is Freddy Mercury salting the road?

BadKen wrote:

I think I’m being dense... why is Freddy Mercury salting the road?

That's not Freddy, that's Salt Bae:

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Ahhh... nice.

farley3k wrote:

your only as old as your knees

I must be about 65 some days.

Just one to save until someone proves your wrong.