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ruhk wrote:

The real question is, in a battle between a 40k Imperium Battleship and every named ship from the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises, how quickly would the battleship win?

One of the Star Trek ships would find a way to remotely activate the Battleship's Warp Drive while disabling the Gellar Field. Then the demons would destroy everyone.

As soon as they remotely connected to the Imperium ship’s systems they would all be overwhelmed by horror and despair and kill themselves.

ruhk wrote:
Vargen wrote:
ruhk wrote:

The real question is, in a battle between a 40k Imperium Battleship and every named ship from the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises, how quickly would the battleship win?

One of the Star Trek ships would find a way to remotely activate the Battleship's Warp Drive while disabling the Gellar Field. Then the demons would destroy everyone.

As soon as they remotely connected to the Imperium ship’s systems they would all be overwhelmed by horror and despair and kill themselves.

The Feds would figure something out after half a dozen ships or so.

To be clear, when I said "everyone" I meant "everyone involved" not "everyone on the Imperium ship."

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Oh brother

That has me in stitches!

Farley3k is on a tear.

Swatch out for this one!

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This I totally agree with

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Is bacon packaging broken?

As far as I can tell it is impossible to separate without having to touch the bacon to pull the strips apart. If you try to cook all the pieces when they are stuck together it never seems to cook evenly.

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I live here and cannot agree more.

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I guess I should spoiler this as slightly NSFW....

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farley3k wrote:

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Me. To a T.

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Alright I can't let that one go. There are huge problems with accepting these herbal remedies because many people don't think like these posters. People go all in. They are not both pro-vaccine and pro-herbal medicine. Even just the Aloe Vera thing isn't as useful as these people seem to think (there's very little actual evidence it even helps much with burns). There's a whole very interesting website about this very thing: What's The Harm

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First event in a tri is the swim, so it's a tough call as to who's the worse cyclist - a shark, or a triathlete with both legs very recently bitten off by a shark.

Well if we're discounting the third cycling portion of the event then that makes it a biathlon.

Which means we need to figure out how good the shark is with skis and a rifle.

The lack of a trigger finger is gonna hurt the shark on that one. On the other hand, the extreme amount of blood loss is gonna definitely make it harder for the triathlete...

Shark Week got weird, y'all.