It's fall, y'all. Leaves are falling from the trees. Temperatures are falling into chilly territory. And the NFL ... you see where I'm going with this?
Let's do this!
Let's gooooooooo!
Are you having a nice fall, Daniel Jones? I think maybe it's time for a trip!
Hahaha. That one will never get old.
This guy? I think he falls down on purpose
The Chiefs are good! It was a little early in the season for a snow game, but I'll take it.
In Atlanta, meanwhile, fall comes late:
It's the Atlanta FaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLcons, ladies and gentlemen! Falling short while trying to fall short.
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You missed one; Antonio Brown is going to fall into a crevasse and never be seen again.
*crosses fingers*
Oh cowboys.
That's good trivia
Enix, you're good at this.
Re: Metcalf at LB.
Basically SEA had that at SS with Kam Chancellor back in the day.
Here's Kam picking Cam for 90. This is the play where Marshawn grabs his dick and salutes Kam on his way to the end zone.
Why call it SEA-CAR when CARSEAT is right there and only requires adding one additional letter from Seattle?
Good stat for tonight from CBS on Twitter:
Teddy Bridgewater is the best QB against the spread in the last 20 years.
As a starter, he's 31-10 ATS (76%)
That's the best cover % by any QB since 2000 with a min. of 20 starts.
Why call it SEA-CAR when CARSEAT is right there and only requires adding one additional letter from Seattle?
Rat Boy showing off why he was the OG NFL thread maker.
Atlanta learned the wrong lesson from Sunday. Settling for 3 now on 4th and less than 1 instead of at the end of game.
Between calling out the Houston Astros during the World Series (and actually using the word "cheat"), and that Vince Lombardi reference just now, I'm finding it harder to maintain my negative opinion on Joe Buck.
4th and 2 with a QB who hasn't missed tonight (2 drops), so run it and have your RB run into his blocker and tackle himself. Excellent play call.
Gurley into the end zone on purpose this time.
The city of Louisville would like Charles Harris to never play football again. And the falcons to never win another game.
Big oof Teddy B, that was not the throw to try, it was still 3rd down.
Yeah but maybe the falcons not punting until 5 min left in the game is the real problem.
So only 3 games today where both teams have winning records.
Steelers Ravens
Saints Bears
49ers Seachickens
Still unsure why the NFC West isn't flexed to tonight instead of the NFC Least dumpster fire.
Still unsure why the NFC West isn't flexed to tonight instead of the NFC Least dumpster fire.
Because the 49ers have to play Thursday night.
It's amazing how fast an Antonio Brown signing turned off the NFL for me. Just following now to keep up on news, and for things like a story on NFL.com that the Jags will have Minshew inactive next week, and the battle for starting QB will come down to a sixth-round rookie named Jake Luton and . . . Mike Glennon.
See? They already have familiar faces waiting for your arrival.
Dalvin Cook is so much fun to watch. Wish he was in Baltimore and not stuck in Minny.
Near the end of the first half, the Dolphins have 56 yards. And 28 points.
Lots and lots and lots of turnovers. Bortles-esque.
Their D seems to be penetrating on every play and McVay can't seem to figure a way to stop it. Shocking.
I'm getting more and more concerned over Lamar's decision making. It doesn't seem to be getting much better, but maybe it's only because I'm expecting a 23 yr old, 3rd yr QB to be perfect (see: Mahomes).
Near the end of the first half, the Dolphins have 56 yards. And 28 points.
Tua is downright tebow-esque. Miami had 78 and 88 yard fumble and point return TDs for him. All he does is win.
Bills take care of business and Pats lose 4 in a row.
Why the hell wasn't time put back on the clock for defense injury in Baltimore?
Should have had 5-7 more seconds, at least one more play
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