GWJ Secret Stan 2020: Time to Yeet This Holiday!

WizKid wrote:
USPS wrote:

526.5 Live Scorpions
The mailing of scorpions is limited by the restrictions in 18 U.S.C. 1716.

https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52...

I love that this is a thing!

If you shared Amazon lists, make sure they're set to public so that they're viewable.

I have completed my shopping, and I filled out the paperwork so these medical/research use murderbutts can be shipped. Now I just have to keep these little buggers caged up and away from my children for a few weeks while that paperwork processes before I can ship these on their way to my victim.

I have most of my shopping done. I just need to order them, ship them, and post victory over my stantee.

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My wish list.

Continually being updated.

You guys are way more motivated than me.

Do you think people prefer one expensive item or several cheaper ones? I guess that is an age old gift giving question. I want to spend "X" amount. That is one expensive item or two/three cheaper ones.

If anyone is stalking I prefer several smaller ones. It is more fun to open more things. But I wondered about others preferences...specifically one of you who I can't name.

I plan to start early but jeebus I might wait until after Halloween to even complete my own lists.

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

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It's only just beginning. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

farley3k wrote:

If anyone is stalking I prefer several smaller ones. It is more fun to open more things. But I wondered about others preferences...specifically one of you who I can't name.

At the risk of getting 100 murderbutts in individual packages, I, too, would prefer more to open.

I tend to skew the other way, for equal value I would rather have one thing than a bunch of little things. But I’m old and curmudgeonly.

farley3k wrote:

Do you think people prefer one expensive item or several cheaper ones? I guess that is an age old gift giving question. I want to spend "X" amount. That is one expensive item or two/three cheaper ones.

If anyone is stalking I prefer several smaller ones. It is more fun to open more things. But I wondered about others preferences...specifically one of you who I can't name.

I am good with either. Unless my stalker is looking at high-end PCs or an XBox One X, in which case one big one.

I have submitted my amazon lists, but I am cool with folks using them for inspiration rather than a shopping list.

I don't provide wishlist because my wishlist is full of larger purchases. But if my Stanta wants it...let Trichy know.

After viewing the paltry clues my victim has provided, I have decided that he/she/they will get what he/she/they get and like it.

Btw, Paleocon gifts are non refundable.

Package is away! I know it is ridiculously early but I wanted to do it while it is fresh in my mind rather than wait and accidentally forget.

If you don't want to open it until closer to Christmas I will say that Amazon says it should be there the 29th so if you get a box on that day from them but you are not expecting one then you you know it is from me and you can not open it until you are ready.

Nothing inside should spoil, die or leak...much.

Same here, I notified my vic that they will get their scorpions by Monday, but if they don't open them until later, its fine because I am a high-level scorpion necromancer.

Do you think people prefer one expensive item or several cheaper ones? I guess that is an age old gift giving question. I want to spend "X" amount. That is one expensive item or two/three cheaper ones.

I've had both, and I have to say, I definitely love either. Glad I could help.

Awe crap did I miss it? Send me a target and I can double up? No reciprocity required.

rabbit wrote:

Awe crap did I miss it? Send me a target and I can double up? No reciprocity required.

PM me, we’ll figure something out.

EDIT: We’re good. Thank you all.

Muah ha ha ha... go west, my pretties!

Happy stalking...

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Thought I'd share my wishlist as well...

That gear shifter looks mighty purty...

Why are we sharing wishlists again?

sometimesdee wrote:

That gear shifter looks mighty purty...

Why are we sharing wishlists again?

Because people are cowards... Christmas Cowards!

Why we got two people with sim racing equipment on their wishlist that are not members of the Racing Dorks?

EverythingsTentative wrote:

Why we got two people with sim racing equipment on their wishlist that are not members of the Racing Dorks?

Poor marketing?

I'm a few days behind in posting this, but a few mysterious packages arrived over the weekend. UpToIsomorphism had already revealed himself to tell me to expect them, and now my kids are eagerly begging to open them early. I'm doubt we'll hold out until Christmas, but I think we can make it until at least November

Thank you, UpToIsomorphism!! It was very thoughtful for you to include a gift for everyone, even my cat! I'll post more pictures when I eventually cave into my kids' demands.

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Just remember to throw a few crickets in the bags so the presents keep alive