NFL 2019: Week 16

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Uh... did someone forget to make a thread for this week?

Anyway, we're barely a minute into Texans-Bucs and Jameis Winston is once again proving that he is the most exciting player in the NFL, beyond a doubt.

Make that two.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SH*T

He's going to be the NFL's first member of the 30-30 club.

And they threw in the national anthem of the Bad Place during the commercial break. They should have just Red Zoned all the games at once today.

Found the Thursday game.

Jameis is 7-17 with 3 picks. I can only salute him.

Is this color commentator the rapist's agent? Sure sounds like it.

Houston stinks on ice. How is this game 17-17 at half?

C'mon, one more pick, Jameis. You can do it!

Rat Boy wrote:

You can do it!

Words he's never heard.

He did it! The first 30 and 30 QB in history!

No, I think he's only up to 28. He's two away from history, the Falcons have to help us all out.

Prederick wrote:

No, I think he's only up to 28. He's two away from history, the Falcons have to help us all out.

I thought he was at 26 at the start of the day.

24. So next week is absolutely a must-watch.

So the Titans are out because Winston sucks?

Stele wrote:

So the Titans are out because Winston is the greatest entertainer in NFL history?

Fixed.

One of the most amazing statistical comparisons I will ever see:
- Aaron Rodgers has thrown 2 INTs this year.
- Jameis Winston has thrown 6 INTs this year on opening drives.

Oh yeah, Saturday games. Maybe I'll just sit on the couch and watch a better team than the Eagles play for a change.

Who are playing tonight?

Why they gotta keep playing that Apple ad with the deceased grandma when I'm dusting?

Edit: Also, those are perhaps the cleanest clips from The Boys, Jack Ryan, and The Expanse that Amazon could put on regular TV.

Josh Allen almost pulled off an M. Bison kick.

Allen choke. Missed that open throw on 2nd and goal. Game over.

Rat Boy, last week wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

At the 49ers/Falcons game. Hope my presence doesn't jinx the team.

You've lost your Bay Area privileges.

I'm safely confined in Santa Maria tonight. Niners should be OK.

This is like the 5th time the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ad's come on today. Stupid no Red Zone...

Rat Boy wrote:

This is like the 5th time the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ad's come on today. Stupid no Red Zone...

Kars4Kids charity misleads donors, report says

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

This is like the 5th time the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ad's come on today. Stupid no Red Zone...

Kars4Kids charity misleads donors, report says

Another reason why they did this:

Of course that would happen to Legion.

How I forgot it as a possibility is a major fail.

*Legion* wrote:

Allen choke. Missed that open throw on 2nd and goal. Game over.

I can’t fathom how anyone would look at Josh Allen’s game and say he’s any better than a below average QB. He makes two good deep throws but also missed 6 wide open deep shots by over 5 yards each time. Bills won’t ever get anywhere with a QB that inaccurate.

I'm certainly not freezing my ass off at 2 am just to see him.

Pick six with Prime Time in the house. Nice.

More Kittle please

Stele wrote:

More Kittle please

f*ckin A!

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