NFL 2019: Week 14

Jesus Little is a Beast

EvilDead wrote:

Jesus Little

That's your nickname from now on.

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Rat Boy wrote:
EvilDead wrote:

Jesus Little

That's your nickname from now on.

Hah, I think I even corrected the autocorrect and retyped!

Rat Boy wrote:

Scorigami!

Oh hell yes even better

Whelp, the Niners D might not be on the best ever DVOA charts anymore, though it's still impressive they've been there when the NFL is Madden Lite.

I've been traveling this weekend so didn't get to see more than the first half of the Ravens-Bills game, but the Bills did a great job slowing the run game down. That doesn't bode well for the playoffs. Still, having to defend against three TEs is tough so the pass game might be OK.

garion333 wrote:

I've been traveling this weekend so didn't get to see more than the first half of the Ravens-Bills game, but the Bills did a great job slowing the run game down. That doesn't bode well for the playoffs. Still, having to defend against three TEs is tough so the pass game might be OK.

I think the Ravens are more than fine in the playoffs. The Bills problem is Josh Allen. He just has no pocket awareness.

The unintentional comedy of shots of Bobby Two Strokes in the plutocrat box are great. These jokes write themselves!

Not a bad start to the Drew Lock era in Denver. He's got another 4 games to try and prove to the team that they don't need to spend a 1st round pick on a QB. (They should totally trade for 6-foot-6 Nick Foles in the offseason though)

Well, Lock just tore up the 8-4 Texans on the road. Wasn't even close until Watson threw some points on the board in deep garbage time.

Lock was by far the best raw passer in the draft, but struggled so badly in unclean pockets. Honestly it's like the Broncos found another Jay Cutler.

*Legion* wrote:

Honestly it's like the Broncos found another Jay Cutler.

That'll also be reassuring to Bears and Dolphins fans.

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Scorigami!

Oh hell yes even better

The Fox studio guys said it right after the game, first thing coming back from commercial.

One of the few times I've heard anyone mention it on TV.

Someone in the 49ers reddit asked: "is Sean Payton this insufferable all the time?"

I know what the answer of some of the NFC South fans here would be.

Pats about to have a losing streak.

Stele wrote:

Pats about to have a losing streak.

Not if KC does that again

*Legion* wrote:

Someone in the 49ers reddit asked: "is Sean Payton this insufferable all the time?"

I know what the answer of some of the NFC South fans here would be. :)

YES

He's the reason the Saints deserve to lose in all kinds of dumb ways imaginable. The only thing that could top CAUGHT DIGGS SIDELINE TOUCHDOWN was the (air quotes) interference call last year.

Pat's offense still sucks but ref whistles looked to have robbed another turnover score from the D

KC finding a way to lose

Wow, they got ref screwed back to back.

RedZone just had the Patriots' game in the window with Jimmy G's stats and picture in a border. That man has one gorgeous troll face.

That was pretty bad reffing.

"We're on to Cincinnati."

Jeez I almost jinxed it. Suck it, Patriots. AFC playoffs runs through Baltimore this year.

Metcalf caught a pass and I wasn't sure if it was him or Josh Gordon. It's unfair to have them both.

I can't wait for my family to ask what the hell a Witcher is and all I do is shrug because I'm not Shawn Andrich.

Stele wrote:

Jeez I almost jinxed it. Suck it, Patriots. AFC playoffs runs through Baltimore this year.

I think that was a known, after the head to head, anyways!

Don't worry though, someway KC will knock them out then come to NE and lose. /fantasyland

I feel more confident with a full game lead and head to head tiebreaker.

I really think this year there’s 29 average to awful teams in the NFL and 3 good ones. So we really know almost nothing about the good teams because they haven’t played anyone meaningful (outside of the 49ers and Ravens game, which had some odd weather with it so who knows how the game would play in ideal conditions?)

staygold wrote:

I really think this year there’s 29 average to awful teams in the NFL and 3 good ones. So we really know almost nothing about the good teams because they haven’t played anyone meaningful (outside of the 49ers and Ravens game, which had some odd weather with it so who knows how the game would play in ideal conditions?)

It would have had to have been on a neutral field last week because it was raining about as hard in the Bay Area as it was in Baltimore.