NFL 2019: Week 5

Chairman_Mao wrote:

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Dad Minshew. No mustache, but I see where he got thicc.

And his anger issues. He must have them. Dad looks like he's always angry.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

My Scott Mitchell/Josh Freeman comparison is not girth

Oh I get your point. It's the fact that fat QBs just happen to be the examples that came to mind that I'm enjoying.

As for your actual point, I acknowledge it, but something something MINSHEW WORLD TOUR

EvilHomer3k wrote:

And his anger issues. He must have them. Dad looks like he's always angry.

Minshew's not mad. You're thinking of Baker.

Someone lake videos of Jay Gruden drunk and potentially smoking weed (but probably not).

It couldn't possibly be because someone in Washington wants him gone.

No way.

Someone in that organization would never do that.

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*Legion* wrote:
EvilHomer3k wrote:

And his anger issues. He must have them. Dad looks like he's always angry.

Minshew's not mad. You're thinking of Baker.

I'm not saying he actually has anger issues. Just that his dad has a face that looks like he's always really angry. Just a joke about that photo, really.

EvilHomer3k wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
EvilHomer3k wrote:

And his anger issues. He must have them. Dad looks like he's always angry.

Minshew's not mad. You're thinking of Baker.

I'm not saying he actually has anger issues. Just that his dad has a face that looks like he's always really angry. Just a joke about that photo, really.

That's fine, I was just making a joke about Baker

How much money did Lowe's pay for everyone to make those horrible tool puns on NFL Gameday Morning?

I do like it better when Luke Kuechly is on the sidelines with an equipment issue.

No need to be hurt, just have all his helmets be screwed up.

Christian McCaffrey is amazing.

The Mustache might be showing some cracks in his armor, though that TD pass to Chark is beginning to look like a signature play.

My god has Andrew Norwell been a gigantic waste of money. Now getting shoved into Minshew and forcing a fumble that was scooped up for an easy TD.

Lamar and Teddy both winning in the 2nd quarter, both with TD passes. This is fun.

Marrone calling timeouts to try and get the offense the ball back with less than a minute to half.

The complete opposite of how he coached with Bortles at QB.

Big punt probably means this possession won't go anywhere, but still.

As a Dolphins fan I've seen a lot of terrible football already this year, but this Eagles-Jets game is unwatchable.

The best thing about it is the Young Sheldon commercials.

Stele wrote:

Lamar and Teddy both winning in the 2nd quarter, both with TD passes. This is fun.

If not for Minshew, this post would set me off again. How the Jags didn't think Bridgewater was worth bringing in to challenge Bortles... ugh.

There was a moment there where half the world thought Mason Rudolph was dead.

Rat Boy wrote:

There was a moment there where half the world thought Mason Rudolph was dead.

Paging Colin Kaepernick.

Who am I kidding.

They're playing RedZone on the big screen at Hotspur Stadium. All stadiums should do this.

Minshew fighting tooth and nail to keep the Jags in this game.

Defense, maybe focus on Christian McCaffrey? I don't know, crazy idea?

*Legion* wrote:
Stele wrote:

Lamar and Teddy both winning in the 2nd quarter, both with TD passes. This is fun.

If not for Minshew, this post would set me off again. How the Jags didn't think Bridgewater was worth bringing in to challenge Bortles... ugh.

4 TDs today for Teddy. Crowd chanting his name.

Ouch. Winston sacked on 3 downs in a row to make it 4th and 28.

Please let no one win Arizona-Cincinnati. Pleaaaaaaaase.

Kyle-Not-Josh infected Minshew with his baby hand fumbling

Lamar Jackson will continue to be a fantasy and Madden football star like Michael Vick, but he will also have about the same post season success as Vick.

Jags couldn't quite dig themselves out of the hole from the fumbles. Even with the fumbles, Minshew the only reason they had a chance at the game. Run defense was an absolute joke.

Lamar and Teddy win.

Rankins with a big sack for Teddy's defense.

Reggie Bonnafon scores a TD.

Jaire with an early INT for Green Bay.

Good day for Louisville Cardinals in the NFL.

What'd we do to deserve only two games in the late block this early in the season?

Jayhawker wrote:

Lamar Jackson will continue to be a fantasy and Madden football star like Michael Vick, but he will also have about the same post season success as Vick.

Why? You are really setting yourself up for the Ravens over Chiefs schadenfreude.

Stele wrote:

Reggie Bonnafon scores a TD.

jowner wrote:
Jayhawker wrote:

Lamar Jackson will continue to be a fantasy and Madden football star like Michael Vick, but he will also have about the same post season success as Vick.

Why? You are really setting yourself up for the Ravens over Chiefs schadenfreude.

Week 3 disagrees with you.