The Keys To Happiness - a Steam & Origin (and Desura!) key giveaway and trading thread

^ Just have a quick peruse of the profile in question. Sometimes people are long-time donators, but are relatively inactive. I usually have no issues handing keys over for supporting the site.

But I have been contacted by folks who I assume are key traders. Barely any forum activity, game ownerships in the thousands, "reputation" comments on their steam profile, and requesting the most valuable key time and time again. It's happened a few times now.

Unfortunately, GWJ isn't immune to typical internet nonsense. Just use your noggin' I guess.

I just checked my Humble account and I apparently have some rather good stuff in there which I would give to a loving home. The better stuff is:

The Flame In The Flood
Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)
Day of the Tentacle
The Stanley Parable
Stardew Valley
Super Meat Boy
The Swapper
VVVVV
World of Goo

The usual rules apply of course.

Thanks to Groovebeat for Stardew Valley!

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

That doesn't sound half bad, I can see them doing that

Fastmav347 wrote:
Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

That doesn't sound half bad, I can see them doing that

It sounds way more fun than the german version of Half-Life 1. When you "killed" a scientist they sat down cross-legged and looked at you cross-eyed shaking their head.

groovebeat wrote:
Fastmav347 wrote:
Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

That doesn't sound half bad, I can see them doing that

It sounds way more fun than the german version of Half-Life 1. When you "killed" a scientist they sat down cross-legged and looked at you cross-eyed shaking their head.

“Ve arr not zurprized. Ve arr chust dizappointed.”

Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out coldcock your robot overlords.

FTFY

Waik appp Herr Freimann! Waik appp and zmell zee asheees!

Before I grab the Humble Bundle, does anyone have a spare key for Slay the Spire they don't need?

Any chance someone has a key for The Surge? Saw a video of The Surge 2 so I am intrigued.

My kids want to play Half Life in VR on their Oculus Quest, does anyone have a spare key for Half Life 1? Seems kind of silly to pay $9.99 for it.
Thanks.

Running Man wrote:

My kids want to play Half Life in VR on their Oculus Quest, does anyone have a spare key for Half Life 1? Seems kind of silly to pay $9.99 for it.
Thanks.

Seems kind of silly someone doesn't own it on Steam. I'm sure there are keys around because for a long time people couldn't give them away for free, everyone already had it

Wow its not even on the giveaway list. Guess its hit that weird inflection point where something that used to be common is now rare? Like what happened with SNES games?

Citizen86 wrote:
Running Man wrote:

My kids want to play Half Life in VR on their Oculus Quest, does anyone have a spare key for Half Life 1? Seems kind of silly to pay $9.99 for it.
Thanks.

Seems kind of silly someone doesn't own it on Steam. I'm sure there are keys around because for a long time people couldn't give them away for free, everyone already had it

I know! I assumed I'd had it for years, so when the kids brought it to my place I was surprised it wasn't on my list. Oh well, it'll be on sale again soon.

DiRT Rally is free on Humble Bundle, but I apparently already own it, so if anyone wants a second key for any reason, it's yours.

vlox_km wrote:

Before I grab the Humble Bundle, does anyone have a spare key for Slay the Spire they don't need?

Yeah mate, I have one for you.

SpaceDog wrote:
vlox_km wrote:

Before I grab the Humble Bundle, does anyone have a spare key for Slay the Spire they don't need?

Yeah mate, I have one for you.

Thanks! But I already got one from someone else.

Forgot to update the post.

Anyone else happen to have an extra Slay the Spire code kicking around? All the activity in the forum has me tempted to bite on this months Humble Bundle. CCG's usually arent my thing but this seems cool.

Rave wrote:

Anyone else happen to have an extra Slay the Spire code kicking around? All the activity in the forum has me tempted to bite on this months Humble Bundle. CCG's usually arent my thing but this seems cool.

Looks like I already own it, so you can have my monthly bundle key.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Rave wrote:

Anyone else happen to have an extra Slay the Spire code kicking around? All the activity in the forum has me tempted to bite on this months Humble Bundle. CCG's usually arent my thing but this seems cool.

Looks like I already own it, so you can have my monthly bundle key.

thanks so much appreciate it! cant wait to see what this ones all about.

Bought Injustice: Gods Among Us -- Ultimate Edition for $0.61 on Green Man Gaming... but it turns out already own it on Steam

If anyone wants the key send me a PM

Edit: Claimed!

I ended up buying myself the monthly bundle, I had some discount that made it pretty cheap.

I have 0 interest in that squad game though if anyone wants it just let me know.

groovebeat wrote:

The Flame In The Flood

Such an amazing game (I have it on PC and Switch) and worth a purchase!

El-Producto sent the key your way enjoy!

Big Thanks to Rave for the Squad key. Was going to get back into Goodjer Arma nights, so this will help!

Thanks jamos for injustice. I'm awful at fighting games and can never justify their cost to my level of frustration. So I will dedicate my next thrown controller to you!