Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

I think I might have only seen three, maybe four of these movies over the years? Only started working my way through them about a year or two ago, I think? I thought Infinity War was amazing. Maybe it really is all about where you are in your life when it comes to these things. Maybe it was just Josh Brolin was amazing. I guess because I didn't go on the whole journey over the years like most people did (and of course knowing about it before hand) The Snappening wasn't a big deal for me, and still I loved it.

What is the proper penalty for someone microwaving fish in an open floor plan office?

trichy wrote:

What is the proper penalty for someone microwaving fish in an open floor plan office?

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trichy wrote:

What is the proper penalty for someone microwaving fish in an open floor plan office?

Stoning!

But what if the halibut was good enough for Jehovah?

trichy wrote:

What is the proper penalty for someone microwaving fish in an open floor plan office?

I believe that taking a dump on their desk is legally defensible.

FORNICATE

RawkGWJ wrote:

FORNICATE

On it!

RawkGWJ wrote:

FORNICATE

Meh. I hate multiplayer.

It's really just couch co-op.

Or phone booth co-op.

Mantid wrote:
RawkGWJ wrote:

FORNICATE

Meh. I hate multiplayer.

Single-player campaign is short but has a good game play loop.

Fornicate is when you and 99 other people see who can last longest, right?

That's Fortnicate.

trichy wrote:

What is the proper penalty for someone microwaving fish in an open floor plan office?

Man, someone actually did this IN THE MORNING years ago where I worked. So many people complaining, the culprit eventually burst into tears.

I'd definitely buy a Call of Duty single-player only collector's edition with every campaign from every game.

I made two big black and blue burgers. Add cheddar cheese, bacon, and all the fixings. I went to move them to the table and something happen. They slipped from my hands. Look at my hands. They seem like such big strong hands. Nothing could be taken from those hands but something was. My burgers hit the floor. My beautiful beautiful burgers.

Why god, why did you take my burgers. Why couldn't you have taken me instead. WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! They were only a few minutes old and never seen the inside of my belly. What a cruel world this is. You hear about these things but never expect it to happen to you. Wake the F up people. Your burger could be next. The government isn't going to help you. Your family and friends will just turn their backs on you. Your dog will just eat it off the floor like some animal. You will be in this alone like me.

RIP burger.

Baron Of Hell wrote:

RIP burger.

Ooooo, what's on the RIP burger? It sounds good.

Grenn wrote:

Ooooo, what's on the RIP burger? It sounds good.

Rhythm, irridium and postmodernism.

It's a weird burger.

Baron Of Hell wrote:

I made two big black and blue burgers. Add cheddar cheese, bacon, and all the fixings. I went to move them to the table and something happen. They slipped from my hands. Look at my hands. They seem like such big strong hands. Nothing could be taken from those hands but something was. My burgers hit the floor. My beautiful beautiful burgers.

You had the power to save them. All you had to do was give them a new name.

Maybe hermit crabs are lost souls just looking for a shell that 'fits'. Maybe the hermit crab just wears the shell because everyone else thinks it's what he wants? But he keeps moving because he can't find where he truly belongs......

BlackSabre wrote:

Maybe hermit crabs are lost souls just looking for a shell that 'fits'. Maybe the hermit crab just wears the shell because everyone else thinks it's what he wants? But he keeps moving because he can't find where he truly belongs......

Morgan Freeman? Is that you?

Today was 80 degrees. My boss told me to work from home tomorrow because we have a blizzard coming in at noon. Yay, Colorado.

Delbin wrote:

Today was 80 degrees. My boss told me to work from home tomorrow because we have a blizzard coming in at noon. Yay, Colorado.

I'm down in CS, and we're looking out for the same storm. I hope my work handles it better than they did last time, when the blizzard warning was for 10 AM and they didn't close until noon. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people got stuck on their way home.

Stay safe and warm!

My wife just texted me this photo:

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Teresa has been in KC since last Wednesday helping her mom after hip surgery and working from her firm's KC office. Last night she went Lawrence for Trivia Night with our daughter. So, apparently that has led her to Java Break with her this morning, which is where Teresa and I spent many mornings.

But I also remember that we had one of our biggest (and dumbest) fights in that space, because, while my wife is much smarter than me, and now a pretty great attorney, she can't spell for crap. I had called her out on one too many fake words when I tried to play "raze" on a triple word score, and she refused to accept it as a real word. We don't play Scrabble anymore.

I considered bringing this up in a reply to her, when a second text came.

There is a happy couple playing Scrabble and I kinda want to go over and knock it off their table screaming “happy couples don’t play scrabble!!!”

This fight was more than 20 years ago.

My dad and I used to play Scrabble every day. It was one of the few games where we were evenly matched. He has a massive vocabulary, but I have better placement strategy. We used to just play with an open dictionary since we weren't very competitive.

Jayhawker wrote:
“happy couples don’t play scrabble!!!”

Your wife's words of wisdom have certainly held true for us - my spouse and I realized that competitive two player games weren't great for our relationship after a similarly contentious game of Scrabble 17 years ago. We're very happily working our way through the Arkham Horror card game together these days.

Oof, 15 years on, my wife is still pissed about the time I reneged on an agreement in a game of Catan.

I've never suggested we play Diplomacy.

I'm not sure if it's appropriate to share here, but I've been working hard on my research and it's all finally starting to come together. I presented a proposal to the supervisor board (and their respective students) which went over well -- I was the only presenter who wasn't criticized for their design!

This week we are presenting posters to the entire honours group, so I had to condense everything down into something visual and understandable at a glance. It's a bit text-heavy, but I've tried my best to communicate my research as clearly as possible.

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There's one glaring error that I can't fix because it's already been sent off to printing, but otherwise I'm really happy with how it turned out.

This year had a really rocky start, but I'm finally getting on top of my study. It's all "happening"!

that's awesome Uni!

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