Post a quote, that could have just been text but instead for some stupid reason is an image, entertain me!

Delbin wrote:
farley3k wrote:

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How about every other month we have pizza?!

This is too real to be funny

pandasuit wrote:
Delbin wrote:
farley3k wrote:

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How about every other month we have pizza?!

This is too real to be funny

I feel the stress melting away, already....

Oh look, it's the EA/Bioware story.

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farley3k wrote:

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Then you ask for an extension because you haven't decided which door you're going to use, or how far away you are going to leave.

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Aww, he looks like a Cinnabon!

Yonder wrote:
farley3k wrote:

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Then you ask for an extension because you haven't decided which door you're going to use, or how far away you are going to leave.

No, you need the extension for the fifty goodbyes you'll say during the process of leaving.

farley3k wrote:

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That is the correct(ish) origin for "never", but "blush" is not a contraction of "blood" and "rush"; it's from a word meaning to shine or burn.

Now you're going to tell me that studying isn't about dying a little each semester.

Oh, it totally is. That part is 100% accurate.

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farley3k wrote:

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Or alternatively, say "well, I really should be heading off", at which point everyone stands up and then continues the conversation for at least another twenty minutes.

England sounds a lot like Minnesota

Hobear wrote:

England sounds a lot like Minnesota

or really just the midwest

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farley3k wrote:

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When I went back to school my asthma was so bad that after climbing stairs to my floor, I would sit in the hallway for a bit so I didn't enter the classroom sounding like I was on the verge of a violent death. My debate was whether to take an elevator up one floor to avoid this, but not doing it because it would look lame. Because unless you know, I'm just that fat, lazy guy taking an elevator up one floor.

farley3k wrote:

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This is why they call him "the barnacle":

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Jayhawker wrote:

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They say that, but then they decide that someone having X thousands of dollars in cash is itself probable cause and proceed to never give that money back, even if no conviction happens.

Sick burn, bro. Should tweet that to them.

Nah, I try not to talk to cops.

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farley3k wrote:

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This one made me snort, so hard... my sinuses hurt

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