To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

Wow - impressive thread...but Sanjuro, a) kudo on the big ole shaved cajones to grab a beer and knock on a door of a women you were but minutes before playing peeping tom to...I mean big cajones (meaning: I''d let you win baseball on the xbox again just for that type of gusto!)

Then, after 8 pages of notes and a week (and KT and Mex, love you guys, but stay the hell away from my pooper...so wrong...:-( ) - you still haven''t hit that...

WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

Man - am I glad I''m married or what...because what is this world coming to?

Maybe now he can started working it again.

As others have said, props to you, Sanjuro, for taking that first step. Just remember (and I get the impression you don''t really need this) that just because she''s a gamer girl, she''s still a girl (or woman, what have you). Regardless of what these yokels say, take it at your own (or her) pace because it sounds like you may have found a winner.

Good luck.

Speaking of Sanjuro, while browsing for some men''s grooming products last night I saw this http://www.nairformen.com/ shelf.

Yes and the very first thing that popped into my mind, yup you guessed it, Sanjuro''s junk. Thanks for nothing biznatch.

As an afterthought there are free samples available.... If we all requested a free sample we could have a GWJ Sanjuro festival. At the same time all across the country, even the world, we could synchronize our showers and emerge in a harmonic gesture of smooth shorn brotherhood.

EDIT: just read the warning section, screw that idea

DO NOT USE ON HEAD OR FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, IN EARS, ON NIPPLES, PERIANAL OR GENITAL AREAS.
"Garrad" wrote:

EDIT: just read the warning section, screw that idea

DO NOT USE ON HEAD OR FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, IN EARS, ON NIPPLES, PERIANAL OR GENITAL AREAS.

So for the man that leaves what exactly? Back Hair?

So for the man that leaves what exactly? Back Hair?

Legs, because NAIR IS A PRODUCT FOR WOMEN!!!!

Shoulders. What?!

"Garrad" wrote:

If we all requested a free sample we could have a GWJ Sanjuro festival. At the same time all across the country, even the world, we could synchronize our showers and emerge in a harmonic gesture of smooth shorn brotherhood.

I guarantee that I will not be participating in a cross-continental all-male genital depilation festival. As much fun as it sounds, I''d rather not ever be thinking of a bunch of other men''s hairless scrotums while in the shower.

No, really.

because NAIR IS A PRODUCT FOR WOMEN!!!!

Check the link, Not anymore!

I''d rather not ever be thinking of a bunch of other men''s hairless scrotums while in the shower.

so much denial

"Badferret" wrote:
"Garrad" wrote:

EDIT: just read the warning section, screw that idea

DO NOT USE ON HEAD OR FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, IN EARS, ON NIPPLES, PERIANAL OR GENITAL AREAS.

So for the man that leaves what exactly? Back Hair?

That''s exactly what I use it for. Shoulders/upper back. I''m Scottish, god damn it, and I don''t appologize for it!

[size=6]I''m so sorry...[/size]

"Morrolan" wrote:

That''s exactly what I use it for. Shoulders/upper back. I''m Scottish, god damn it, and I don''t appologize for it!

Ye are apologizing for it by using a feminine beauty product in the first place. Ye must not be from good highland stock! Prolly wear underwear with your kilt too, dontcha Smurfette.

*edited* Cause I''ve got scottish blood as well, which means I can''t spell well.

"Garrad" wrote:

....and the very first thing that popped into my mind, yup you guessed it, Sanjuro''s junk.

Now if I have read anything more horribly tag worthy today, I do not recall it.

I''m spent. I just discovered this thread and after an hour of reading and biting my lip trying not to wake up my sleeping g/f... I''m spent. I cried so much it''s not even funny.

Grats Sanjuro and go kick ass! Umm... on the other hand don''t! That was a figure of speach. I''m tired... and spent.

"MoonDragon" wrote:

I''m tired... and spent.

Gamers With Jobs. Just like sex, but without the effort.

"Mex" wrote:
"MoonDragon" wrote:

I''m tired... and spent.

Gamers With Jobs. Just like sex, but without the effort.

And more grab ass.

It''s over.

Edit: And I have no desire to discuss it. This post is purely informational.

This one''s for you, Sanj. Sorry to hear.

Wow. sh*t dude. I''ll tell you all about my two years at TechTV for just a hint.

No dice, brother. Easy come, easy go. She''ll be replaced soon enough. Hurts right now though.

Yeah, I hear ya. Listen to the rough cut of Wiener Bomb a few times. It''ll fade.


Maybe tomorrow. What the f*ck am I doing on these boards? I''ve got papers to write.

Bummer man.

Here''s to the greener grass.

You know Sanj, this is going to sound sacreligious, even disrespectful, but when I saw your post, the first thing that came to mind (particularly in light of the fact that you''d boasted of having another gal ""on the line"") was that Nord NPC voice bit from Morrowind:

""So, you like to dance close to the fire, do you?""

Girls are girls. Civ 2 girls was something higher. I didn''t do anything f*cked up to lose her; it was just circumstances I guess. I suppose I got what I deserved, anyway.

I suppose I got what I deserved, anyway.

Yikes! I hope she didn''t read this board and changed her mind about ya.

That''s unfortunate. Better luck next time (and no peeping through windows then, either).

Nope, wasn''t that, either. I''m just gonna shut up about this now. For those scoring at home, I''m almost done with that second paper.

I didn''t think it was about that. I only mentioned it as a light-hearted comment.

Admittedly my timing might have been bad.

Nobody breaks Sanjuro''s heart and gets away with it! *goes off to destroy every copy of Civ2*

We''re coming to get you, Sid Meier!!!1!one!

No, I was referring to KarmaJay''s post. f*ck it. I need coffee.

"Demiurge" wrote:

Nobody breaks Sanjuro''s heart and gets away with it! *goes off to destroy every copy of Civ2*

We''re coming to get you, Sid Meier!!!1!one!

That''s my dog.
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