GWJ Secret Stan 2018: Who Was That Masked Elf?!

Waiting (im)patiently for my Stantee to get their gifts and open them.....hope the USPS wasn't lying to me and actually got the box to my Stantee today.

bighoppa wrote:
thrawn82 wrote:

STantee - The last thing for your packing is being picked up today, and then shipping will happen today or tomorrow. I don't think it'll make it by x-mas, but it should be close

You'd think a Grand Admiral would be a little more on-the-ball. Or at least get the Noghri to handle selection options and shipping to make better use of time... :D

Noghri are notoriously untrustworthy these days, but at least artful about it.

thrawn82 wrote:
bighoppa wrote:
thrawn82 wrote:

STantee - The last thing for your packing is being picked up today, and then shipping will happen today or tomorrow. I don't think it'll make it by x-mas, but it should be close

You'd think a Grand Admiral would be a little more on-the-ball. Or at least get the Noghri to handle selection options and shipping to make better use of time... :D

Noghri are notoriously untrustworthy these days, but at least artful about it.

They were loyal to the line of Vader as they were honor bound.

Wait? What thread is this?

Alas, the package was something I ordered for my family and not an actual Stan sighting. I wait.

Dear Stantee,

Packages sent. They should arrive on Thursday. I think there are 2. Maybe there are 4. Look, enough with all the questions.

Happy Stantening,
SallyN

Good thing I received that warning about murderbutts! I'm concerned there may be one waiting for me in the bag of salt water taffy.
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Thank you for my deadly gift, mysterious Santa!

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to sprinkle the inside of your stantee's package with murderbutts before wrapping it up and fedexing it

My appologies Stantee, I guess you got off easy this year. I had a brain fart in the rush to get it shipped before the trucks left last night.

On the plus side the package is on the way and 'guaranteed' by Christmas.

now WTF am i going to do with all these umm 'plastic' scorpions?!

Thank you Rainsmercy!

You have brought hours of delight to me and my family!

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Hey farley, did you mean to post your address? It's readable on that package.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

Hey farley, did you mean to post your address? It's readable on that package.

As is mine......glad you got them and hope you enjoy them! Also, did you get the replicants that were on the stargate packages?

I'm stealing your identities as we speak!

(not really)

ClockworkHouse wrote:

Hey farley, did you mean to post your address? It's readable on that package.

I took it out. It is annoying that we live in a world where we have to hide stuff like that....and kind of weird. When I was a kid I could look up the names and addresses of basically everyone in town in the phone book.

Rainsmercy wrote:

As is mine......glad you got them and hope you enjoy them! Also, did you get the replicants that were on the stargate packages?

That is what they were!! Yes I did but I could't figure them out! Very cool. Thank you again.

farley3k wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

Hey farley, did you mean to post your address? It's readable on that package.

I took it out. It is annoying that we live in a world where we have to hide stuff like that....and kind of weird. When I was a kid I could look up the names and addresses of basically everyone in town in the phone book.

You still can, but swatting also wasn't a thing then,

So I have now opened everything from the oh so very generous St.Hillary.
What I have learned is that everything thinks I do nothing but read/watch Daredevil, play Overwatch, and eat myself fat. Well that's pretty much true and St.Hilary was more than willing to work with that.

From Overwatch and cookies:
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to blind heroes:
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to delicious fudge (which my wife already said she would help me with):
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Thank you so much and Happy Stantamas to you and your family!

thrawn82 wrote:

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to sprinkle the inside of your stantee's package with murderbutts before wrapping it up and fedexing it

My appologies Stantee, I guess you got off easy this year. I had a brain fart in the rush to get it shipped before the trucks left last night.

On the plus side the package is on the way and 'guaranteed' by Christmas.

now WTF am i going to do with all these umm 'plastic' scorpions?!

You probably thought I'd forgotten to send you any...but your Murderbutts will show up when you least expect them...

They're currently riding frogs across the Atlantic; I have to assume that's all going to plan.

UPS delivered the a package to my door just now.

It was for the next door neighbor.

Dearest Victim, I had been trying to wait for something to arrive to send with your gift, alas it appears not to be. I have already waited far too long, and as we speak I am beginning a ritual with an unspeakable horror from the depths to hopefully expedite your package to you. While my fate is sealed, I am hopeful the gift can arrive before the holidays, if not directly after. I apologize for the wait but we are about to go and send them through the post.

Dr.Incurable wrote:

Dearest Victim, I had been trying to wait for something to arrive to send with your gift, alas it appears not to be. I have already waited far too long, and as we speak I am beginning a ritual with an unspeakable horror from the depths to hopefully expedite your package to you. While my fate is sealed, I am hopeful the gift can arrive before the holidays, if not directly after. I apologize for the wait but we are about to go and send them through the post.

There is always a cost for such dark magicks. What is your sacrifice?

Paleocon wrote:

UPS delivered the a package to my door just now.

It was for the next door neighbor.

:(

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farley3k wrote:
Rainsmercy wrote:

As is mine......glad you got them and hope you enjoy them! Also, did you get the replicants that were on the stargate packages?

That is what they were!! Yes I did but I could't figure them out! Very cool. Thank you again.

Since they were introduced in season 3, figured it was appropriate, plus you know, some version of murder butt..

Stevintendo wrote:
thrawn82 wrote:

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to sprinkle the inside of your stantee's package with murderbutts before wrapping it up and fedexing it

My appologies Stantee, I guess you got off easy this year. I had a brain fart in the rush to get it shipped before the trucks left last night.

On the plus side the package is on the way and 'guaranteed' by Christmas.

now WTF am i going to do with all these umm 'plastic' scorpions?!

You probably thought I'd forgotten to send you any...but your Murderbutts will show up when you least expect them...

They're currently riding frogs across the Atlantic; I have to assume that's all going to plan.

Oh than i'm, safe, they'll never make it! Unless it;s the heartwarming murderbutts from the comic where they recognize choices can over-ride nature.

Dear Stanee, gifts are taking flight today from myself and Dr. Incurable. Someone got a little swag from Robear as we snuck it in the box

In exchange for an unspeakable price, I have been assured that an eldritch being is escorting your gift to you, Victim. May you be able to enjoy the gift before the holidays.

Wooo! Package is away to the Great White North.

Also, I swear I'll get my pictures posted of my awesome gifts from Cod soon. We've been snacking our way through them and I've yet to find something I don't like.

Stanta: After tomorrow I will be going east to see my wife’s family and my family. I will not be completely offline, but I will have spotty communication. Let me know if you need anything.

A week later than planned due to life in general, I have packaged him, I mean, them, I mean "the gifts" and tomorrow I will foray into the dark magiks of international shipping to the friendly north. I fear it will not arrive before the yuletide, but I will whip the elves into doing their very best.

Wow. Priority Mail is faster than I thought.

My flat rate package is tracking to arrive by 8PM tomorrow.

Thank you Stanta for the cool swag!

Got a nice 600 page sketchbook, some nice art pens, a Nuka Cola bottle opener, an Overwatch keychain, a very cool Rand Corporation ID badge (complete with Iron Fist logo on the back), the nice box to keep some art supplies in and last but not least...

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a bottom tray of murderbutts that I will be sure to give a nice home to! I will breed a couple of the alphas and be sure to send out their murderous offspring to some unsuspecting soul for next year's festivities!

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Thank you Stanta for your generous donation to Together We Rise, a charity that helps foster kids and young adults who have aged out of Foster Care. My son was adopted out of care, and my wife and I are foster parents.

Thanks you for helping these kids this holiday! These are some of the kids who need it most.