GWJHL Final Week!

"Demiurge" wrote:
"Swampy" wrote:

Sicko. He meant his mom.

... Oh, you meant him and his mom, not ME and his mom.

Friday night would work, Swampy.

Cool. Pick a time between 7:30 and 8:30 EST, Mr. checkpoint on my way to the playoffs.

7:30. You''re going down, ya fat bastard.

Aye, ye wee tosser!

I eat because I''m unhappy...

Reap, I waited around 10 minutes and kept getting dropped from ESPN. I''m assuming you either had trouble connecting or got stuck with work or something -- no worries. Maybe we can try tomorrow evening, same time?

Coldforged and I got our game in with some lag but not too awful. On the very first shot of the game he put one in with a sweet one timer. I tied it a bit later with a lame-ass ""trickle down the goalie''s back"" goal and continue from there to take and hold the league. As usual, Coldy puts up an excellent technical game and forces me to use different tactics to get my shots. Next season you''d better trade Gerber away for a real goalie!

He''d better trade himself to a real team.

Certis makes me cry, every damned time. I knew that first goal was just setting me up for the usual disappointment and I wasn''t disappointed (?). I have no complaints, though, as I think that''s the only time this season I had fewer SOG than my opponent and I did give away a real breakaway that Certis failed to score on but could have (I''ve since sawn off Bret Hedican''s legs to hold up my coffee table... he won''t be caught cheating in from the blue line any time soon). Certis is, as usual, a challenging player to play against and it''s quite obvious that the combined might of every hockey lover in Canada secretly powers his game.

Next season you''d better trade Gerber away for a real goalie!

At this point I''m firmly convinced that my daughter could goaltend with more effectiveness than Martin f*ckING Gerber.

"ColdForged" wrote:

At this point I''m firmly convinced that my daughter could goaltend with more effectiveness than Martin f*cking Gerber.

My friends call him the Gerber baby.

What did he have? A good half-season?

Green. Can you go at 7:30PM PST this evening? Let me know.

Probably. I have baseball at 7 PST, I guess I should be done by 7:30.

Hey Marlin, sorry about last night! I can''t work it tonight and the weekend looks pretty damn grim. I''ll try and get some more information but I''ve got a concert on Sunday and I''ll be fairly busy.

W00t! Guster! Let me know how the show was, Reap. I''m a big fan.

Back on topic.... um... <insert comment about Swampy being bad at hockey here>

That should do it.

I''ll hopefully get some good pictures.

"Reaper81" wrote:

Hey Marlin, sorry about last night! I can''t work it tonight and the weekend looks pretty damn grim. I''ll try and get some more information but I''ve got a concert on Sunday and I''ll be fairly busy.

No problem, just let me know when you can play and hopefully our schedules can line up.

"Demiurge" wrote:

W00t! Guster! Let me know how the show was, Reap. I''m a big fan.

Back on topic.... um... <insert comment about Swampy being bad at hockey here>

That should do it.

Swampy? It''s always about Swampy! You don''t insult me anymore!

Oh wait...

Maybe you''ve learned your lesson last time after all...

I''m an equal opportunity insulter. Green is a woman. A fat woman.
You know, I feel better now.

Pfffffffffffffft. You don''t even really mean it.

Oh no, I mean it. Fat, and misshappen boobies to boot.

The countdown to Swampy''s humiliating defeat is on... T-Minus... um... an hour and such. Can you feel the tension? Can you smell Swampy''s fear, or did he just forget to shower again? Film at 11.

Dear Swampy,

I''m very hurt that you decided not to show up for hockey today. I''ve told all my friends that you''re a big jerk, and they all agree. Especially CuJo, who called you ugly. I''ve decided not to hang out with you anymore. I hope you''re happy now.

-Demi

P.S. I want my Prince tapes back.

Demi - Work bad.

Work bad today, even. Me work today, me sad.

Me come home maybe afternoon if lucky. Maybe me play late afternoon or evening, tonight.

If not me play Sunday evening or night.

Work bad.

Me love Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Purple Rain speak to soul. Please reconsider.

Me do stuff with boy now, then work, maybe happy hockey time later.

"Swampy" wrote:

Me love Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Purple Rain speak to soul. Please reconsider.

I know I''m going to regret this, but he''s actually back to Prince now. FYI. I''m moving a bunch of stuff into the apartment tomorrow, but I could possibilly do either tonight or tomorrow night. We can work something out, I''m sure. You''re still my bestest friend.

Even if you''re a fat bastard.

And yeah, work is definitely bad.

How about 6:30 PM EST Sunday? Or 7:30?

Demi isn''t taking to me...

Monday before GR2 is good Demi, or Tuesday.

Sorry Swamps... after the Weiner Bomb Songthing yesterday morning I spent almost all day moving stuff. What time''s GR2? I''m sure we can play before.

This post is the only one I should be able to make all week. I''m in Toronto for work until next saturday.

I miss you guys.

xxx

Thanks for getting your game lost before taking off Greeny, we''ll miss you

Have fun in Canadia! Bring back a pet beaver and stuff!

Is the deadline tonight at midnight or tomorrow at midnight? Swampy and I might need an extension.

Reaper, how does this week look? Tomorrow (Tuesday) I SHOULD be good to play (but won''t be able to confirm until mid-day). Wednesday looks fine, but Thursday I''m unavailable.

Is the deadline tonight at midnight or tomorrow at midnight? Swampy and I might need an extension.

That''s fine, it''s the last regular season week anyways.