GWJ Secret Stan 2018: Who Was That Masked Elf?!

lunchbox12682 wrote:
trichy wrote:

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tricky!

DRUM ROLL INTENSIFIES

Now that were almost at the stalker phase...

Where exactly is the line when it comes to stalking?

And how important is that line anyway?

Also...

Katy wrote:

I'm just going to leave this here. (Sizes up to 3XL)

These are all awesome!

I know of no line inside the realm of legal when it comes to stalking. Sometimes folks have obviously done serious research on me and found something incredibly, almost scarily, specific. Others may be something they'd give anybody. In all cases, no matter what, it's added a special unexpected element to the holidays that warms the heart.

The waaaaaiting is the hardest part...

LouZiffer wrote:

I know of no line inside the realm of legal when it comes to stalking.

That seems overly restrictive to me.

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Would a full report of my stalking efforts and your personal information readily available for public consumption be considered an appropriate gift? Or just spooky?

Yay! It's now time for Trichy Claus to request ever so sweetly that none of you commit major felonies in the process of spraying merriment everywhere. I'm fairly convinced that this thing will put me in front of a grand jury one day, but let's not hurry that day along.

trichy wrote:

Yay! It's now time for Trichy Claus to request ever so sweetly that none of you commit major felonies in the process of spraying merriment everywhere.

You know, you really should lead with that one when contacting first-timers in future...

trichy wrote:

Yay! It's now time for Trichy Claus to request ever so sweetly that none of you commit major felonies in the process of spraying merriment everywhere. I'm fairly convinced that this thing will put me in front of a grand jury one day, but let's not hurry that day along.

You should probably just say any criminal acts. Also, what’s the difference between a major felony and a minor felony? Is a minor felony a major misdemeanor?

Also, is it just charged or convicted? What if my victim Stantee lives in a very arrest happy area, but I have a really good criminal lawyer?

Aaaaaaaand we're locked! Here's the final list! If you're not on this and think you should be, message me immediately. Start watching your PMs over the next few days, and we'll get this yuletide key parted started.

farley3k
lunchbox12682
LouZiffer
pyxistyx
DrIncurable
Mantid
Tanglebones
LastSurprise
Skiptron
Thrawn82
Skraut
Jonman
Rahmen
UpToIsomorphism
Rallick
SallyNasty
oilypenguin
sometimesdee
Amoebic
Eleima
Bubblefuzz
Antichulius
Bonus_Eruptus
Rainsmercy
maxshrek
Cod
GWJ_Dethroned
Minotaar
bhchrist
3or4monsters
A_Unicycle
Michael Zenke
Stevintendo
Cartoonin
Chimalli
Yoreel
bighoppa
RedJen
St.Hillary
staygold
Everything'sTentative
paleocon
dejanzie
McIrish
Certis
Phades
mudbunny
markcov
Link1276
benign1
dibs
ActualDragon
Jack_Tripper
SillyRabbit
Wizkid
Rabbit
Hobear
Aristophan
fuzzyslug
ClockworkHouse

Also, check your PMs. I have a few incomplete addresses.

Yule be sorry!

Tanglebones wrote:

Yule be sorry!

Wenceslaus time we heard that?

LouZiffer wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

Yule be sorry!

Wenceslaus time we heard that?

... wow. Go home, Lou. You're drunk.

It begins!!!

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Aww yiss. Gotta outdo myself this time.

trichy wrote:

Yay! It's now time for Trichy Claus to request ever so sweetly that none of you commit major felonies in the process of spraying merriment everywhere. I'm fairly convinced that this thing will put me in front of a grand jury one day, but let's not hurry that day along.

I promise not to doing anything the President wouldn't do.

trichy wrote:

Yay! It's now time for Trichy Claus to request ever so sweetly that none of you commit major felonies in the process of spraying merriment everywhere. I'm fairly convinced that this thing will put me in front of a grand jury one day, but let's not hurry that day along.

So you're saying that rigging the 2016 election for my Secret Stanta, Skeev_Ganon, wasn't a good idea?

Ooh, an interesting little blurb from my victim. Will be a delight peppering them with random gifts.

Thinking I'll just go the route of online ordering this time, international shipping is bloody expensive! Australia is really making it difficult to send/receive outside of the country.

What are the big sites outside of Australia? We don't really have Amazon here though I've heard enough about it to know it's the major online retailer practically everywhere else. I can just plug in my giftee's address and pay on my own card...right?

Sorry for the ignorant question, I've never ordered on somebody else's behalf before. Any tips are very much appreciated.

Oh I am so excited for my assignment. This is going to be a really fun stalking time.

A_Unicycle wrote:

Ooh, an interesting little blurb from my victim. Will be a delight peppering them with random gifts.

Thinking I'll just go the route of online ordering this time, international shipping is bloody expensive! Australia is really making it difficult to send/receive outside of the country.

What are the big sites outside of Australia? We don't really have Amazon here though I've heard enough about it to know it's the major online retailer practically everywhere else. I can just plug in my giftee's address and pay on my own card...right?

Yes. Depending on what delivery method you use, you may need a cell phone number of the victim.

But I, in Canada, have used it previously for sending things to the US before.

Also, asking for a friend.

Extradition treaties...can I get a tl;dr

Also, Interpol.

A_Unicycle wrote:

Ooh, an interesting little blurb from my victim. Will be a delight peppering them with random gifts.

Thinking I'll just go the route of online ordering this time, international shipping is bloody expensive! Australia is really making it difficult to send/receive outside of the country.

What are the big sites outside of Australia? We don't really have Amazon here though I've heard enough about it to know it's the major online retailer practically everywhere else. I can just plug in my giftee's address and pay on my own card...right?

Sorry for the ignorant question, I've never ordered on somebody else's behalf before. Any tips are very much appreciated.

When I had Eleima as my victim a few years ago, I would up using Amazon.fr, because shipping was nuts from the states. You should be able to buy in their country's site from yours.

First batch of PMs are out. I'll have the rest sent by this weekend.

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Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

shipping was nuts from the states

You're not kidding. I had big plans for some custom gifts for my Stantee last year, but shipping ended up killing them.

One tip if you're not in the same country as your assignment and want to gift them Steam games: use Humble Bundle. Steam will block sales across regions for bizarre and arbitrary reasons, but Humble will let you buy games on sale and gift them internationally.

It's also easier to gift Humble keys anonymously, as you don't need to be 'friends' with the victim!