GWJFFL 2018: Week 4

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 27th, 8:20 PM ET: Vikings at Rams

Byes: Panthers, Redskins

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2018/REG4
 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 3-0 2-0 (#1) 410.08
#2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 3-0 2-0 (#1) 373.78
#3 The Heavies (tboon) * 2-1 1-1 (#2) 357.06
#4 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 2-1 2-0 (#1) 351.62
#5 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) 1-2 0-2 (#3) 371.68
#6 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 1-2 1-1 (#1) 362.24
#7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) * 1-2 1-1 (#2) 361.80
#8 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 1-2 1-1 (#2) 354.84
#9 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 1-2 0-2 (#3) 344.86
#10 Tartans (Emmes) 1-2 1-1 (#2) 334.64
#11 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 1-2 0-2 (#3) 313.84
#12 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 1-2 1-1 (#3) 332.84
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Astro Droids (410.08)
#1 Overall ($10): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Grumpy Oldman's Depends
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Division Winner ($15): I Have No Legs
Highest single-week team total ($10): Yakapin Mo Ako (163.08 in week 2)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 3
135.46 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (3-0) vs. #2 The Heavies (2-1) 106.80
129.70 #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-0) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (1-2) 124.86
73.52 #4 Yakapin Mo Ako (1-2) vs. #11 Tartans (1-2) 118.90
85.38 #5 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-2) vs. #12 Corn on the Cobb (1-2) 110.00
118.88 #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-2) vs. #10 I Have No Legs (1-2) 138.86
102.64 #7 Giants Among Men (1-2) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (2-1) 119.94
Schedule - Week 4
  #1 Karma's Astro Droids (3-0) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-2)
  #2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-0) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (1-2)
  #3 The Heavies (2-1) vs. #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-2)
  #4 ChimChimCheRee (2-1) vs. #10 Tartans (1-2)
  #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (1-2) vs. #8 Beware of the Phog (1-2)
  #6 I Have No Legs (1-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-2)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 3-0 2-0 (#1) 370.64
#2 Tartans (Emmes) * 3-0 2-0 (#1) 368.50
#3 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 2-1 1-1 (#2) 412.52
#4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 2-1 1-1 (#2) 401.40
#5 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 2-1 1-1 (#1) 355.16
#6 House Legion (LegionSB) * 2-1 2-0 (#1) 388.02
#7 Garion's G-String (garion333) 2-1 1-1 (#2) 341.34
#8 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) 1-2 1-1 (#2) 388.96
#9 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 1-2 1-1 (#3) 345.48
#10 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 0-3 0-2 (#3) 294.06
#11 Grenades (Chabuda) 0-3 0-2 (#3) 283.38
#12 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 0-3 0-2 (#3) 271.98
Results - Week 3
97.24 #1 Suicide Squad (3-0) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (0-3) 81.00
116.22 #2 Tartans (3-0) vs. #5 Some Stuff and All the Things (1-2) 110.54
99.56 #3 Garion's G-String (2-1) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (2-1) 123.60
113.74 #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-1) vs. #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-2) 106.96
152.54 #6 The Moldavian Massacre (2-1) vs. #12 Grenades (0-3) 112.80
130.36 #7 House Legion (2-1) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-3) 83.12
Schedule - Week 4
  #1 Suicide Squad (3-0) vs. #2 Tartans (3-0)
  #3 The Moldavian Massacre (2-1) vs. #12 I Hate You Bees (0-3)
  #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-1) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (2-1)
  #6 House Legion (2-1) vs. #7 Garion's G-String (2-1)
  #8 Some Stuff and All the Things (1-2) vs. #11 Grenades (0-3)
  #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-2) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-3)

 

Gonzo
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 PIckle Rick (mmockus) * 2-0 (#1) 122.22
#2 Mahomies (JayhawkerStL) * 2-0 (#1) 119.00
#3 He's Having Fun Out There (LegionSB) * 2-0 (#2) 103.24
#4 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (Rat_Boy) * 2-0 (#1) 100.84
#5 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (oldmanscene24) * 1-1 1 (#2) 139.80
#6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (iaintgotnopants) 1-1 1 (#3) 117.82
#7 Blooomp (Chabuda) * 1-1 (#1) 73.60
#8 G. O. A. T. (Bill_Bonney) 1-1 (#2) 49.02
#9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (garion333) 0-2 2 (#3) 93.00
#10 What what? (ukickmydog) 0-2 2 (#2) 80.76
#11 Emerald Irelanders (TorqGWJ) 0-2 2 (#3) 79.92
#12 The Sum of All Beers (erichoya) 0-2 1 (#3) 79.50
Results - Week 3
44.90 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-2) vs. He's Having Fun Out There (2-0) 48.08
59.82 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-0) vs. Emerald Irelanders (0-2) 49.10
68.44 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (1-1) vs. PIckle Rick (2-0) 76.20
0.00 G. O. A. T. (1-1) vs. Blooomp (1-1) 39.14
66.92 Mahomies (2-0) vs. The Sum of All Beers (0-2) 43.62
45.06 What what? (0-2) vs. Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-1) 64.60
Schedule - Week 4
  #1 PIckle Rick (2-0) vs. #4 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-0)
  #2 Mahomies (2-0) vs. #7 Blooomp (1-1)
  #3 He's Having Fun Out There (2-0) vs. #8 G. O. A. T. (1-1)
  #5 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (1-1) vs. #10 What what? (0-2)
  #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-1) vs. #11 Emerald Irelanders (0-2)
  #9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-2) vs. #12 The Sum of All Beers (0-2)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Still waiting for someone to give the the league ID/URL for Gonzo so I can include them in the above.

Grumpicus wrote:

Still waiting for someone to give the the league ID/URL for Gonzo so I can include them in the above.

https://www.fleaflicker.com/nfl/leagues/290922

We stunk this week, but I almost pulled out a win in Gonzo even without a QB. Admittedly, with Fitz on my squad I'd have been killing it in Gonzo.

Lesson learned.

oldmanscene24 wrote:
Grumpicus wrote:

Still waiting for someone to give the the league ID/URL for Gonzo so I can include them in the above.

https://www.fleaflicker.com/nfl/leagues/290922

Thanks. OP updated.

Man, I didn't check my roster this morning because we were busy. If I had, I would have sat Devante Parker, since he was listed out OUT, and played Alshon Jeffery, even though he was going to be limited. There goes 20.5 points that would have helped.

Now I need Mahomes and Kelce to go off on Denver Monday Night, and that might still not be enough.

On the plus side, I now think whoever I played is not going to matter.

In both Kolb and Dynasty, I got to play against not only the top scoring team of the week, but the top scores of the season in both leagues. 171.1 in Dynasty and 192.82 in Kolb.

Garion and tboon, f*ck you both.

What can I say? We circle *Legion* week on our calendar every year. The boys were fired up.

The Chase for the Kolb
151.76 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (4-0) vs. #12 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-3) 111.78
103.72 #2 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-1) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (2-2) 134.96
192.82 #3 The Heavies (3-1) vs. #7 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-3) 131.68
114.20 #4 ChimChimCheRee (2-2) vs. #10 Tartans (2-2) 114.90
128.56 #5 Yakapin Mo Ako (2-2) vs. #8 Beware of the Phog (1-3) 91.86
173.50 #6 I Have No Legs (2-2) vs. #11 Corn on the Cobb (1-3) 122.00

 

Dynasty
117.40 #1 Suicide Squad (4-0) vs. #2 Tartans (3-1) 104.36
95.58 #3 The Moldavian Massacre (2-2) vs. #12 I Hate You Bees (1-3) 134.02
150.58 #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-2) vs. #5 Puffy Tacos (3-1) 164.30
129.86 #6 House Legion (2-2) vs. #7 Garion's G-String (3-1) 171.10
146.66 #8 Some Stuff and All the Things (2-2) vs. #11 Grenades (0-4) 99.40
140.86 #9 Straight Outta Coughlin (2-2) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-4) 81.96

 

Gonzo
59.76 #1 PIckle Rick (3-0) vs. #4 Ain't Nothin' But a Jimmy G Thing (2-1) 46.46
52.74 #2 Mahomies (3-0) vs. #7 Blooomp (1-2) 30.80
60.40 #3 He's Having Fun Out There (3-0) vs. #8 G. O. A. T. (1-2) 45.68
80.94 #5 Oldman's Enlarged Prostate (2-1) vs. #10 What what? (0-3) 27.36
40.62 #6 Still disturbed by the fact that Gonzo was clearly sleeping with Ca... (1-2) vs. #11 Emerald Irelanders (1-2) 53.14
38.00 #9 Keeping Pace with the Mackdashians (0-3) vs. #12 The Sum of All Beers (1-2) 83.14