GWJFFL 2018: Week 3

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 20th, 8:20 PM ET: Jets at Browns

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2018/REG3
 
The Chase for the Kolb
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Karma's Astro Droids (karmajay) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 274.62
#2 The Heavies (tboon) * 2-0 1-0 (#2) 250.26
#3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 244.08
#4 Yakapin Mo Ako (ukickmydog) * 1-1 0-1 (#2) 298.16
#5 Garion's Goff Clubs (garion333) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 247.46
#6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (LegionSB) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 242.92
#7 Giants Among Men (Kush15) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 242.22
#8 ChimChimCheRee (erichoya) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 231.68
#9 Beware of the Phog (JayhawkerStL) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 229.98
#10 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 223.38
#11 Tartans (Emmes) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 215.74
#12 Corn on the Cobb (Docjoe) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 203.84
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Yakapin Mo Ako (298.16)
#1 Overall ($10): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Astro Droids
Division Winner ($15): Grumpy Oldman's Depends
Division Winner ($15): Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs
Division Winner ($15): ChimChimCheRee
Highest single-week team total ($10): Yakapin Mo Ako (163.08 in week 2) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 2
142.48 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (2-0) vs. #12 Corn on the Cobb (0-2) 108.20
132.64 #2 The Heavies (2-0) vs. #10 I Have No Legs (0-2) 110.76
105.94 #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (2-0) vs. #11 Tartans (0-2) 105.40
163.08 #4 Yakapin Mo Ako (1-1) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (1-1) 107.72
114.04 #5 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-1) vs. #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-1) 139.48
114.06 #7 Giants Among Men (1-1) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (1-1) 129.34
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Karma's Astro Droids (2-0) vs. #2 The Heavies (2-0)
  #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (2-0) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (1-1)
  #4 Yakapin Mo Ako (1-1) vs. #11 Tartans (0-2)
  #5 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-1) vs. #12 Corn on the Cobb (0-2)
  #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-1) vs. #10 I Have No Legs (0-2)
  #7 Giants Among Men (1-1) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (1-1)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 273.40
#2 Tartans (Emmes) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 252.28
#3 Garion's G-String (garion333) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 241.78
#4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 287.66
#5 Some Stuff and All the Things (ukickmydog) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 278.42
#6 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 259.98
#7 House Legion (LegionSB) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 257.66
#8 Straight Outta Coughlin (Docjoe) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 238.52
#9 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 231.56
#10 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 210.94
#11 I Hate You Bees (Quackattack34) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 190.98
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 170.58
Results - Week 2
131.84 #1 Suicide Squad (2-0) vs. #6 The Moldavian Massacre (1-1) 125.42
130.18 #2 Tartans (2-0) vs. #12 Grenades (0-2) 84.78
123.96 #3 Garion's G-String (2-0) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-2) 91.76
132.60 #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (1-1) vs. #7 House Legion (1-1) 149.84
150.98 #5 Some Stuff and All the Things (1-1) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (0-2) 99.34
142.06 #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-1) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (1-1) 95.62
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Suicide Squad (2-0) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (0-2)
  #2 Tartans (2-0) vs. #5 Some Stuff and All the Things (1-1)
  #3 Garion's G-String (2-0) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (1-1)
  #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (1-1) vs. #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-1)
  #6 The Moldavian Massacre (1-1) vs. #12 Grenades (0-2)
  #7 House Legion (1-1) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-2)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

I guess I'll pick up *Legion*'s slack.

Do y'all want weekly threads or a unified regular and/or full season thread?

Someone give me the link to the Gonzo league and I'll get it incorporated into the script.

Weekly is best I think. Thanks!

Our ex-commish is doing more than our current commish! Shocking. Just cause he's got stars around his name he thinks he's something special.

High score in both dynasty and pro.

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All ukickmydog all week!

Monday night showdown in dynasty for us.

Big Ben and juju vs. fitzmagic and Conner.

Emmes wrote:

All ukickmydog all week!

Monday night showdown in dynasty for us.

Big Ben and juju vs. fitzmagic and Conner.

Ya I was an idiot for listening to the "experts" and not trusting my gut for benching Matt Ryan and Royce Freeman. I really need to learn to stop doing that. After 20 years of playing fantasy football, pretty sure I know more than the clowns on fantasy ranking websites yet I still can't get myself away from listening to them sometimes.

Also, wow my Pro team is fickle. Highest score last week, lowest score this week. I guess that's what I get for invoking Bortles.

ukickmydog wrote:

Ya I was an idiot for listening to the "experts" and not trusting my gut for benching Matt Ryan and Royce Freeman.

If it makes you feel better, Calvin Ridley and the finally healthy Vance McDonald are both riding my bench.

Well, they almost came back so people aren't going to learn their lesson. At the very least, even if QB spot is not great next year, I'll be glad this QB play is going to push Winston off the team. (hopefully)

The Chase for the Kolb
135.46 #1 Karma's Astro Droids (3-0) vs. #2 The Heavies (2-1) 106.80
129.70 #3 Grumpy Oldman's Depends (3-0) vs. #9 Beware of the Phog (1-2) 124.86
73.52 #4 Yakapin Mo Ako (1-2) vs. #11 Tartans (1-2) 118.90
85.38 #5 Garion's Goff Clubs (1-2) vs. #12 Corn on the Cobb (1-2) 110.00
118.88 #6 Workin' Construction, Rippin' Cigs (1-2) vs. #10 I Have No Legs (1-2) 138.86
102.64 #7 Giants Among Men (1-2) vs. #8 ChimChimCheRee (2-1) 119.94

 

Dynasty
97.24 #1 Suicide Squad (3-0) vs. #11 I Hate You Bees (0-3) 81.00
116.22 #2 Tartans (3-0) vs. #5 Some Stuff and All the Things (1-2) 110.54
99.56 #3 Garion's G-String (2-1) vs. #9 Puffy Tacos (2-1) 123.60
113.74 #4 Oldman's Magical Disney Dementia (2-1) vs. #8 Straight Outta Coughlin (1-2) 106.96
152.54 #6 The Moldavian Massacre (2-1) vs. #12 Grenades (0-3) 112.80
130.36 #7 House Legion (2-1) vs. #10 Los Gringos (0-3) 83.12

 

[quote="ukickmydog"]

Emmes wrote:

Ya I was an idiot for listening to the "experts" and not trusting my gut for benching Matt Ryan and Royce Freeman.

In the experts' defense, Freeman was an unforeseen product of Lindsay getting tossed early. Had Lindsay stayed in the game, Freeman's numbers would have been lower.