Can you have too much stuff? **NSFW**

If she grew up during the Depression, she''s hiding the secret to immortality in all that crap. The last picture on the page is of her (and an obscenely large cucumber).

Yeah, she''s like 50ish, not 80ish.

well after reading the *entire* article, she is definitely not a depression era person (or in damn good condition if she is). So I guess that does in fact leave a bit off her rocker, and though I got a pile of crap on my floor, it''s nowhere near floor to ceiling

Whoah there guys. What are you thinking? Do not bring this thread back on topic. EVER AGAIN.

I like noodles!

"Lobo" wrote:

Whoah there guys. What are you thinking? Do not bring this thread back on topic. EVER AGAIN.

OK, here goes:

Lactation Aid: Essential oils of lemongrass, sesame and geranium.

DD, um WTF?! is that supposed to do what the name implies?

"Nosferatu" wrote:

DD, um WTF?! is that supposed to do what the name implies?

I imagine that''s why it''s named that.

I had no idea that a spray could causes someones glands to start pumping that way... <Shrug> them women folk, can''t live with ''em, can''t shoot ''em... or something like that anyway.

"DuckiDeva" wrote:

It is a funny idea for bachelorette baskets... damn, now I''m going to have to create a penis mold so I can make them in 3d. Maybe Real Doll would sell me on of theirs.

LOL, if you do make those DD, I simply have to see the ""caution"" label that will go with it!

I was wondering WTF could''ve made this thread ""NSFW"" in the time since I last joined it.

I should have guessed. A wiener bomb.

Well, for me, it worked best in a lotion/body butter format, but many women in the La Leche league have said that the aromatherapy value works just as well for them in a spritz, and then there''s no chance of it actually getting on baby. That''s a custom product, I don''t make it until someone orders it, and then I generally try to talk to them first, to see what sort of issues they''re having with breastfeeding. Often a warm cloth and some encouragement will do the trick.

"DuckiDeva" wrote:

Oh he was in the kitchen while I was making it. I mean, he has a penis, I don''t think the sight of a weiner bomb is likely to cause too much trauma. ;)

Trauma no, incapacitating feelings of inadequacy that last into adulthood, yes.

"belt500" wrote:
"DuckiDeva" wrote:

Oh he was in the kitchen while I was making it. I mean, he has a penis, I don''t think the sight of a weiner bomb is likely to cause too much trauma. ;)

Trauma no, incapacitating feelings of inadequacy that last into adulthood, yes.

No kidding. That thing''s gotgirth.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

No kidding. That thing''s gotgirth.

Not for much longer. I''d rather be the owner of a medium sized and permanent one rather than a gigantic and explosive one.

I`ve created a monster!

You leave a thread for two hours, you come back, and all of a sudden there''s a huge wang just sitting around.

My god.

That''s probably along the lines of what duckilama will say when he gets home tonight.

Well, may I suggest that the Deva create a pair of breasts as well. I mean, if this thing will sell...

Think of it! You could corner the Japanese men''s bath product market.

It''s moments like this I realize why this site has the most unique communities on the web.

SillyRabbit wrote:
(wasn''t sure how many X''s to add) icon_lol.gif

Judging by comparison to what I assume is a biscuit on the table next to the atrocity, you''d probably need a few more X''s. icon_smile.gif

Good point! Unless Sanjuro''s last name is Gulliver and the rest of us are Lilliputians, I surely needed a few more X''s, but I only had 2 to spare at the time. (btw nice employment of the smiley Fletch - you didn''t come across as mean at all that time)

Well, may I suggest that the Deva create a pair of breasts as well.

OH NO! - not the dreaded Titty Bomb!! If she used that lactating stuff it could wipe out an entire continent!

Once she makes the Titty Bomb, she can put the two of them together, and... well... the rest comes naturally!

Ssshhhh, Silly Rabbit, remember, we''re keeping the Breast Bombs under wraps...

"SillyRabbit" wrote:

(btw nice employment of the smiley Fletch - you didn''t come across as mean at all that time)

It''s a crude, yet effective intention-indication device.

Oh yeah, THAT''s what those bra things are for!

Edit: I was responding to Deva''s post - but it''s more funnier as a response to Fletch''s post I think

...barkeep, another Mekong please!

And I do have a page it''s : [size=22]http://www.soapyhollow.com[/size] (Certis, if I''m breaking any rules here, let me know and I''ll cut the url and reference.)

Nah, I think it''s ok... I guess.

Laughing too hard to think of a reply, but one of the phrases from this evening is ...
""Oh my, it grew!""
(Because it was wet when she molded it, and as it dried, it, er, grew.)

(Because it was wet when she molded it, and as it dried, it, er, grew.)

Tagged!
Holy Penii Thread Hijack Batman!

Once she makes the Titty Bomb, she can put the two of them together, and... well... the rest comes naturally!
But there remained one faux pas that I could not dismiss with such ease. ""Perhaps,"" my imaginary psychoanalyst fairy says, ""that''s because it hits a bit too close to home, hmmm?"" Maybe. For those who would commit this offense, I would prove to be just as suitable a target as anyone else. Most people would describe the offense in question as ""making fun of fanboyism."" In an effort to get you to take me seriously, I''m going to dress it up a bit and call it ""the denigration of reverie.""

Are there two people in that head?

You think there are only two? Sucker!

Arise thread! I have a question, made any new wiener bombs lately?