Can you have too much stuff? **NSFW**

"trip1eX" wrote:

IF that were my Mom, I would start selling her glass stuff on Ebay on the side. She has so much crap she wouldn''t miss a few of the pieces. I''m also aware that she might also become my best customer. lol.

Wouldn''t work, mega-packrats almost always know exactly what they have and where its located. Might take them 3 days to get to it, but it will be where they said it is.

"Edwin" wrote:
bath bombs

Could you make a special GWJ edition soap wiener bomb for the tub? The kids would love it.

I would totally buy this.

Oh dudes...now you know I''m going to have to go downstairs and try to create the weiner bath bomb.

The big question...does one create a weiner bomb in the shape of an actually weiner, as in something served with mustard...or am I correct in my belief that we are discussing something that most men hold near and dear?

I think you know the answer to that question.

Don''t forget the pin to arm the weiner bomb.

Deva, sounds like a cool business. Is that your ""main"" job, or just kind of a side-hobby? Have a webpage?

Obviously nobody in this thread remembers hat ""Amazing Story'' episode where the guy kept all that stuff for all those years...

I''d just like to note now, that DuckiDeva may be the single coolest person I have ever seen, ever. If you reveal in the future that you just happened to be a Mercenary in Chechnya back when ""The War"" was on and recount stories of that one time you and your squad took out an entire company of insurgents, I swear i''m going to march down there and kill you out of sheer jealousy of how much more interesting your life is than mine.

Ok, one GWJ weiner bomb.
IMAGE(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/dearwinifred/spring2005-085_sm.jpg)

Later, when the Duck gets home and can shoot the picture, I''ll add water so we get the true fizziness factor going. (and for the record, I scented it to smell like Strawberry Cheesecake...cheesecake and weiner bombs ... together at last.

Deva, sounds like a cool business. Is that your ""main"" job, or just kind of a side-hobby? Have a webpage?

It''s something I started because I wanted to try to start a business that would let me stay home with the Boy, but still gave me something other than housework to do. And I do have a page it''s : http://www.soapyhollow.com (Certis, if I''m breaking any rules here, let me know and I''ll cut the url and reference.)

I''ve just fainted.

Should we be inferring anything about Duckilama from that photograph?

I think this thread needs a NSFW tag now, in all honesty.

This thread is now, suddenly, one of the very best ever.

Black Jesus.

Oh. My. God. It is truly a thing of transcendant beauty.

...but the thing is, what about the ""bomb"" part of wiener bomb? Is that just kind of about context? Like, it''s just a simple wiener until you use it to club someone upside the head or something?

btw, there are now 11 threads that contain the phrase ""wiener bomb"" and 28 threads with ""weiner bomb."" It is indeed a powerful phrase.

I''m going to be honest, here: I would bathe with it.

I was actually thinking of something with fins... you know, like the head and then the fins like a ww2 era bomb at the other end... I don''t mean to criticize, that''s definitely a weiner...

Ah, see bath bombs are fizzy, when you toss them in water, they act like a giant alka seltzer in the tub, spreading almond oil and essential oils and the dead sea salts all over. (Plus, they tickle.)

The bomb was still wet when I molded it...and I couldn''t drip strategic water and take the picture before the water started making it collapse, so I have to wait for the Duck to get home to to the fizzy part...so he can take pictures, while I annoint the weiner bomb.

Uh...how does one explain all this to ""the Boy,"" Ducki, if perhaps he should find the wiener bomb?

I think it''s probably one of them ""bath bomb"" things that explodes into a fizzy maelstrom when dumped in the tub.

"Lester_King" wrote:

I was actually thinking of something with fins... you know, like the head and then the fins like a ww2 era bomb at the other end... I don''t mean to criticize, that''s definitely a weiner...

Indeed. You must put the bomb in wiener bomb sha-bomb sha-bomb.

I don''t think I could successfully explain to my wife why I was bathing with a large soap penis that I purchased via a gaming site. I also don''t think I could suppress the constant urge to bludgeon people with it while yelling ""WEINER BOMB!!1!!!!11!""

edit: Ah! I see! The fizzing bath bomb variety of wiener bomb! That is inspired.

Uh...how does one explain all this to ""the Boy,"" Ducki, if perhaps he should find the wiener bomb?

Oh he was in the kitchen while I was making it. I mean, he has a penis, I don''t think the sight of a weiner bomb is likely to cause too much trauma.

Deva, paid a visit to your Soapy Hollow website - beautiful stuff - and well presented! I love the marbled soaps, and the mermaid is a must have. I have found a new gift giving source, thanks for posting the link.

oh and - weiner bomb!

Should we be inferring anything about Duckilama from that photograph?

That he shaves his nads too? I think that''s the XXL Sanjuro model. (wasn''t sure how many X''s to add)

"SillyRabbit" wrote:

(wasn''t sure how many X''s to add) :lol:

Judging by comparison to what I assume is a biscuit on the table next to the atrocity, you''d probably need a few more X''s.

A weiner bomb that tickles. I want half of all profits from this idea!

Alot has happened since I last checked in here...

I was quite confused by the sudden NSFW tag here - and now I see giant soap weiner bombs. Excellent. This site rocks.

Hmmm.. Well I already bought my wife''s B-day present but maybe something like that would be a good stocking stuffer..

By the way Deva... Best. Threadjack. Ever.

udging by comparison to what I assume is a biscuit

Nope that''s half of a bathbomb. I do many weird things, but keep food near the soap work area isn''t one of them.

A weiner bomb that tickles. I want half of all profits from this idea!

It is a funny idea for bachelorette baskets... damn, now I''m going to have to create a penis mold so I can make them in 3d. Maybe Real Doll would sell me on of theirs.

Well I already bought my wife''s B-day present but maybe something like that would be a good stocking stuffer..

Well, the GWJ Weiner Bomb of Ultimate Doom isn''t an item that would survive shipping, I don''t think.

"TheGameguru" wrote:

uh...can you say WTF?

I''m assuming she has some sort of disorder?

It could also be that she grew up during the depression, there are a lot of depression era folks who are packrats, because they needed to to be able to survive. It became a part of who and what they were, the urge to not throw anything out, because you might not be able to replace it.
or it could be that she is like me a compulsive packrat, that has to force themselves to throw things out.

But seriously that amount of ""stuff"" I am guessing the mom is either from the depression, or does in fact have some sort of mental condition (I an admitted packrat look at that and say thats way too much stuff).