Florida News Story Catch-all

I'm very thankful for that!

MeatMan wrote:

Florida man arrested for DUI had blood alcohol level of .316

Contender for Mugshot of the Year

He looks shockingly good (alive) for a BAC of 0.316.

Hrdina wrote:
MeatMan wrote:

Florida man arrested for DUI had blood alcohol level of .316

Contender for Mugshot of the Year

He looks shockingly good (alive) for a BAC of 0.316.

The coke helped, I bet.

Hrdina wrote:
MeatMan wrote:

Florida man arrested for DUI had blood alcohol level of .316

Contender for Mugshot of the Year

He looks shockingly good (alive) for a BAC of 0.316.

That could also be rigor mortis.

It got me curious though, what's the highest b.a.c. on record? According to the first link I clicked it's 0.916 from a 67-y.o. Bulgarian. Challenge accepted, Florida?

0.916? There's more alcohol than blood cells in their bloodstream at that point. How did they survive?

"You thought you could burn a house down with Ragu spaghetti sauce?"
"Well it's red ain't it?!"

Really is hard times for Tim Tebow.

"It’s unclear whether the circular motion was clockwise or counterclockwise."

Quite possible that it was both.

"Women typically do not expose their crotch and breasts in public."

Reporter obviously has not lived in Florida for very long.

OMG, I grew up near there. Too much time in the sun, I think

Maybe too much time spent in darkness searching for the One Ring.

Tanglebones wrote:

I loved that show.

Without clicking on either link, a part of me hopes it is the same Florida man.

Well, the homeowner's name is very Movie Characterish: Lance Clipper. Also, the dognapper arsonist has a face tat. Maybe that should be assumed.

Of course she was. Note to self: don’t point a BB Gun at the police when threatening a relative at Burger King.

Also, I still read the earlier headline as Bill Murray helps Florida couple with gender reversal.

That catfish has a diaper hanging out of its mouth because the angler used a baby as bait.