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I hope SpaceX CEO Musk never has a scandal. Elongate could really be drawn out.

Paleocon wrote:

I hope SpaceX CEO Musk never has a scandal. Elongate could really be drawn out.

Yeah, Muskgate would really stink.

*Deep drag from a cigarette*
Eh. Te's la vie.

Orion's belt is a waist of space.

(Terrible joke. Three stars)

Also can you warn me before there's another 4 page pun run so I can drink myself into a coma first?

Maq wrote:

Also can you warn me before there's another 4 page pun run so I can drink myself into a coma first?

You need to be rum numb for the fun pun run?

obirano wrote:
Maq wrote:

Also can you warn me before there's another 4 page pun run so I can drink myself into a coma first?

You need to be rum numb for the fun pun run?

Sounds like somebody wants to Johnny Walker away from puns that would make a dad like Jim Beam

I’m going tequila if this continues.

This is unbeerable.

I don't understand why people keep trying to scotch these awesome pun runs! Everyone needs to just gin and beer it.

I'll drink to that!

SillyRabbit wrote:

I don't understand why people keep trying to scotch these awesome pun runs! Everyone needs to just gin and beer it.

Agreed; it's the yeast we can do. Thanks fermentioning this.

Sigh, another pun run?!

(Sorry for wining.)

Oh FFS.

Pun runs are the listicles of wit.

I love a good pun, but I'm inclined to agree. The true beauty of a pun is shown when it's added so seamlessly and nonchalantly it takes the victim a few seconds to even notice it has happened.

What do you call a tasty graduate?

An alumnumnumnumnum!

Skiptron wrote:

I love a good pun, but I'm inclined to agree. The true beauty of a pun is shown when it's added so seamlessly and nonchalantly it takes the victim a few seconds to even notice it has happened.

Yes. I find a good pun delivered with surgical precision a thing of beauty. Pun runs feel to me like my 6yo telling me the same knock-knock joke over and over again wondering why he's not still getting a laugh.

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*Shih tzu

Classics all.

Axial tilt makes my season.

Studying axial precession gave me my guiding light.

I read a book on axial rotation. It’s revolutionary.

What do gluten free cannibals always avoid?

Buns.

Paleocon wrote:

What do gluten free cannibals always avoid?

Buns.

They're not called gluteus maximus for nothing.

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Is this funny?

There are a lot of one-handed activities you can do while holding a newborn, but masturbating is not one of them.

Not really, no. Tasteless, though. That does pass for humor among some folks, but not really ones I'm comfortable with.