Tell us your best dad jokes!

sometimesdee wrote:
trichy wrote:

Can a thread be locked because of puns?

Lighten up, trichy; this thread is Fantastik!

I agree, this is Fabuloso.

sometimesdee wrote:

As a moderator, I'm tempted to take the starch out of you punsters.

Spoiler:

no, not really. I'd love if we had a whole pun sub-forum, TBH.

Spoiler:

Pun for(um) it, Marty!

You mean we can have a pun forum AND a Dad Jokes forum?

I love this community!

I dunno, it seems to me punnery and Dad jokes mostly overlap, after all a groan worthy pun is what us Dads are looking for; annoying our kids with them is a huge perk. Puns are the quintessential Dad jokes.

That said, maybe we should dial it back a bit. I mean, some of us really dove deep.

Oh God, I can't stop myself...

Irish spring was here already. It’s too darn cold this morning.

Running Man wrote:

Oh God, I can't stop myself...

Nor should you! That was head & shoulders above the rest!

merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

Oh God, I can't stop myself...

Nor should you! That was head & shoulders above the rest!

Yeah. It really had some Zest to it.

obirano wrote:
merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

Oh God, I can't stop myself...

Nor should you! That was head & shoulders above the rest!

Yeah. It really had some Zest to it.

That wasn't very Suave of you!

cartoonin wrote:
obirano wrote:
merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

Oh God, I can't stop myself...

Nor should you! That was head & shoulders above the rest!

Yeah. It really had some Zest to it.

That wasn't very Suave of you!

He's right; your puns are pretty heavy-handed. A good pun should caress your funny bone.

sometimesdee wrote:
cartoonin wrote:
obirano wrote:
merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

Oh God, I can't stop myself...

Nor should you! That was head & shoulders above the rest!

Yeah. It really had some Zest to it.

That wasn't very Suave of you!

He's right; your puns are pretty heavy-handed. A good pun should caress your funny bone.

I Lava the direction this is going.

This thread has (Cal)gone down the drain...

This thread is never borax-ing

As relevant today as the day it was posted:

https://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/...

This thread as gone so far down the drain it's all the way down-under. Aussie.

Are all of you really going to lever 2000 jokes out of this?

tanstaafl wrote:

Are all of you really going to lever 2000 jokes out of this?

We have ivory intention of doing so.

Edit: Added words of improvement.

Some of these threads really add sunlight to my life, buoy my spirits, and spread joy coast to coast.

We have really turned the pun Dial up to 11

People who dislike puns are such Jergens.

Sure, but I find most of these puns to be Arrid - extra dry.

I didn't Axe for this...

The trend continues with Nairy a pause.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. I only missed a few days.

I heard there is a new store called Moderation. They have everything there.

I used to carry a brand new a new pencil around in case I needed it, but I realized it was pointless.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gives it to her.

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

obirano wrote:

The trend continues with Nairy a pause.

Of course; that's our Schtick! We show off our razor sharp wit!

These puns are enough to fell even the mighty Ajax!

I'm really loving how all these puns have Old Spice'd up this thread!

Like Halley's Comet, opportunities like this happen rarely!

I've never seen anything quite like it in my life, bouy!

Does Sean Connery like herbs?

Yes, but only partially.

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Did you hear the joke about Sean Connery's brother's new child?

It's a little niche.

Oh, I lol'd. The following is not a pun, but my favorite Sean Connery quote: "I can't love people in schlisches."

edit: looked up the quote and corrected it.