NFL 2017 Divisional Round Thread

I’m at rabbitcon playing games so I can’t watch this game, but the stats line alone reeks of Bortles. Old gym socks and stale Doritos if you’re wondering.

Certis wrote:

Old gym socks and stale Doritos if you’re wondering.

That could also describe the aroma of rabbitcon depending on things.

If they lose this game it will be more on the defense than Bortles. They’ve been awful ever since they went up by 21.

It had not been on for a while.

Offense needs to make it on again.

Jags D bails them out with a 4th down stop after a blocked punt.

It's a tiny bit on. Offense needs to make it fully on now.

Well that was something.

I find it entertaining that throughout this game I have been thinking about someone that I have never met, never spoken to, and am not really even "internet friends" with.

After that last pass and Fournette's score, I eagerly await *Legion's* next rhyme.

Rainbow pass to Keelan Cole for 45 yards to put them inside the 5!

Fournette pounds it in!

It's a 14 point game again!

35-21!

It's on like a sheer sarong, boys!

A+

Seriously how many of the prayers to the endzone are going to work?

Holding and PI not called on that Brown TD. Grabbed his jersey multiple times before/after ball thrown and he still caught it.

Still think he should be MVP this year.

*Legion* wrote:

Seriously how many of the prayers to the endzone are going to work?

At least two.

Also, why is Boye complaining to the refs? He had his hand on Brown for 20 yards on the TD.

That pass/catch was insane.

Stele wrote:

Holding and PI not called on that Brown TD. Grabbed his jersey multiple times before/after ball thrown

Seahawks made that legal.

Could be tied if the Steelers didn’t make that totally stupid pass call on 4th and 1.

Today i learned that *legion* prounounces 'on' as 'ong'

Two 4th and long plays and you give up two long bombs for TD’s. Unbelievable...

Swing pass to daylight! It could be on again soon. Please.

Also hope you are happy with Bortles getting a five year contract Legion! At least we can keep up the entertainment in the threads if he does.

Defense lays an egg, so the offense takes the ball, eats up clock, and the play action TD throw makes it a 14 point game again!

42-28!

It's on like Mao Zedong, boys!

Who is this person playing QB for Jacksonville?

*Legion* wrote:

Defense lays an egg, so the offense takes the ball, eats up clock, and the play action TD throw makes it a 14 point game again!

42-28!

It's on like Mao Zedong, boys!

It's on like Dong, you mean. Why is everyone snickering?

Bold prediction time.

The Jags win the Superbowl mostly on the strength of their running game and defense. Yet Bortles ends up with a Joe Flacco level multiyear contract. It sucks all the oxygen out of their salary cap and they become another mediocre team like the Ravens.

Oh man, hope. Eli Rogers is ok.

Infyrnos wrote:

Today i learned that *legion* prounounces 'on' as 'ong'

Are you not familiar with “on like Donkey Kong?”

Yeah I'm rhyming "kong" here, keep up!

f*cking playoff refs again. So obvious.

They are playing by Belichick rules. It’s all good.

Pittsburgh's probably going to lose, but their touchdowns definitely win on style points.

Ben playing backyard football and making it interesting.