To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

And when will she be guest starring at Zombie Skate!!!

That would be the end of that relationship!

Depends on how well she can wield a sword, now doesn''t it?

If that happened, that particular play session would be less ''Zombie Skate'' and more ''Who Can Go the Longest Before Blurting Out That Sanjuro Has Hairless Junk, and That People On the Internet Know About It.""

More like, ''Man, I''d like to invade her Bay of Pigs with my heavy artillery unit ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo!''

Someone would say ''Hey, did you see that thread on the forums where Sanjuro was looking through that girl''s window for weeks before he finally spoke to her?''

Followed by, ''I can''t believe she fell for that old ''I have beer, want to be friends'' gag. What a buffoon!''

Sanjuro. You must never, ever mention this website to her.

"Mex" wrote:

Sanjuro. You must never, ever mention this website to her.

Either that, or exercise your godlike powers and delete this thread.

Wait, who made Sanjuro a god? Did I forget to reply to an e-mail again?

First off Congrats to Sanjuro, I hope it all works out.

8 pages folks? I mean come on! I can''t help but shake my head. 8 pages of posts on how someone in our community was able to find someone knew and interesting. To all the single guys who posted in this thread over and over again, get of your butts and live the dream! I mean seriously, it saddens me. No offense.

Oh and before I go, yes I do realize that I have just contributed to the 8 page thread and being single I should be out there myself looking for miss right, I just felt it had to be done.

It has probably been said, however...

For the sake of us all, I hope it works out and becomes a statistic. A shot at winning the lottery is better than nothing at all.

...

GIVE US HOPE SANJURO.

Oh and before I go, yes I do realize that I have just contributed to the 8 page thread and being single I should be out there myself looking for miss right, I just felt it had to be done.

I haven''t been looking for Miss Right lately. I''ve just been looking for Miss Right Now.

"Mex" wrote:

Sanjuro. You must never, ever mention this website to her.

What website? Who are you people?

edit: new, improved joke

"Sanjuro" wrote:
"Mex" wrote:

Sanjuro. You must never, ever mention this website to her.

What website? Who are you people?

edit: new, improved joke

Where are my pants?

Why does my butt hurt when I turn at the waist?

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

"Mixolyde" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:
"Mex" wrote:

Sanjuro. You must never, ever mention this website to her.

What website? Who are you people?
edit: new, improved joke

Where are my pants?

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"Mixolyde" wrote:

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

Bible scholars say no.

"Demosthenes" wrote:
"Mixolyde" wrote:

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

Bible scholars say no.

But Crazy Larry says YES!

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Spoon in mah ear!

Oh my what has become of this thread

It''s the direct result of people who want to live vicariously through Sanjuro not being satisfied. You promise peopel the moon and they get pissed when all you can provide is an eight story building.

You promise peopel the moon and they get pissed when all you can provide is an eight story building.

Or an 8-page thread ...

Very good Coping, I think that''s what he was trying to say, only with some level of artistry.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

It''s the direct result of people who want to live vicariously through Sanjuro not being satisfied. You promise peopel the moon and they get pissed when all you can provide is an eight story building.

Translation: The masses want fan fiction. I have my lawyers on speed dial.

Share.

I am very glad that someone has created a thread which may be more uncomfortable for its creator than the boobie-size fiasco. Enjoy the torch.

Translation: The masses want fan fiction.

Well, there was an explicit call for it...

8 pages folks? I mean come on! I can''t help but shake my head. 8 pages of posts on how someone in our community was able to find someone knew and interesting. To all the single guys who posted in this thread over and over again, get of your butts and live the dream! I mean seriously, it saddens me. No offense.

What about us married blokes living vicariously(sp) through you single guys

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