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I think I just thew up a little in my mouth.

It's a straight-to-DVD video, folks. You can sleep easily at night.

Poor Timothy Omundson. He doesn't deserve that.

Djinn wrote:

Poor Timothy Omundson. He doesn't deserve that.

Well, you can only get thrown off a mountain and brained by Dan so many times.

That looks... like...cereal ad level of quality.

I am intrigued. Intrigued, i say.

Bah, she isn't terribly scarred and misfigured with one eye like the books. No sale

sigh.... SIGH!

maverickz wrote:

Ooooo! I like all those costumes and sets! If the reviews are any good, I'll totally go watch that. I could see it being really bad, though, so that's definitely a "read the reviews" movie.

yeah, visually I like the look of that a lot. Probably not something I'd bother going to the cinema to see, but i'll watch it when it pops up on streaming somewhere.

"Black Ops Porn" is not the direction I hoped for out of a Sicario sequel (admittedly, the direction I did want was "Non-existent").

I should actually watch the first Sicario some time.....

SpacePPoliceman wrote:

"Black Ops Porn" is not the direction I hoped for out of a Sicario sequel (admittedly, the direction I did want was "Non-existent").

My entire thought when seeing just the title was WHY DOES THAT EXIST?

I mean I know the answer because someone at a movie studio fundamentally misunderstood the entire point of the first movie... but still.

WipEout wrote:

I should actually watch the first Sicario some time.....

Yes you should.

Thin_J wrote:
SpacePPoliceman wrote:

"Black Ops Porn" is not the direction I hoped for out of a Sicario sequel (admittedly, the direction I did want was "Non-existent").

My entire thought when seeing just the title was WHY DOES THAT EXIST?

I mean I know the answer because someone at a movie studio fundamentally misunderstood the entire point of the first movie... but still.

Sicario 2: Soldado - Josh Brolin and Benicio del Toro Strike Back it up in the very best example of every horribly-cliched action movie trailer in the sequel that no one wanted to a movie that in no way needed one!

Sicario 2? Directed by a guy who does Italian TV crime dramas?! WTF, are they turning Villeneuve's lovely, brutal and disturbing movie into another Taken franchise? Makes about as much sense as a Hurt Locker 2.

BadKen wrote:

Sicario 2? Directed by a guy who does Italian TV crime dramas?! WTF, are they turning Villeneuve's lovely, brutal and disturbing movie into another Taken franchise? Makes about as much sense as a Hurt Locker 2.

Black Hawk Down 2: Blacker, Hawker, Downer!

maverickz wrote:
BadKen wrote:

Sicario 2? Directed by a guy who does Italian TV crime dramas?! WTF, are they turning Villeneuve's lovely, brutal and disturbing movie into another Taken franchise? Makes about as much sense as a Hurt Locker 2.

Black Hawk Down 2: Blacker, Hawker, Downer!

Black Hawk Down 3: The Mog on Fire

maverickz wrote:
BadKen wrote:

Sicario 2? Directed by a guy who does Italian TV crime dramas?! WTF, are they turning Villeneuve's lovely, brutal and disturbing movie into another Taken franchise? Makes about as much sense as a Hurt Locker 2.

Black Hawk Down 2: Blacker, Hawker, Downer!

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SpacePPoliceman wrote:

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How can a thing be both this stupid and funny and also so plausible in this world that it hurts me in my very soul just to read

Sorry to bring the Woodpecker trailer back up, but after a quick preview of the beginning I showed it to my wife claiming I'd found the perfect film for her.

I let the trailer play all the way to the end with her look of disbelief, and then the big surprise came. It's release date is my birthday! So now she's promising to get me a copy of that movie for my birthday.

So if you look up the sales data and it says 1 copy sold, you know where to look.

This looks wonderful! Can't wait (unless the reviews suck then I can)

Mary and The Witch's Flower [Official US Trailer, Opens 1/18!]