Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

In the wise words of Wallace Wells from Scott Pilgrim:

"dear scott
i am a drunk 4 u"

Okay technically I accidentally typed 3 instead of 4 but I will only correct that one typo.

Also that's not in the movie that's from the ocomic. Which I've been slowly getting into comics more again. Or trying to. I cannot procure them quickly. It was qui-f*ck. Kickstarted by Chris Hastings ending Dr. McNinja which is an excellent online comic and moving on to Gwenpool. So now I'm grabbing Gwenpool trades. I've looked into other Marvel things because I'm used to being more interest ed in Marvel characters but after reading some issues of varying characters and glimpsing into some of DC's offerings I may actually make the switch. Marvel's sh*t – even the stuff I like such as Thanos – is just mediocre in writing quality while even f*cking Batman / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has beettter (f*ck me who am I to critizice writing AT LEAST I'M DRUNK) writing and dialogue. Like, the end where they make all of Batman's villains in arkham mutants? That's pretty dumb and sh*tty. Should have just mixed Bane's Venom with Mutagen so he becomes a super powered Elephant which is just f*cking perfect and then make that the big fight or something. It's a larger scale finale that fuses both universes and doesn't have to make the nonsensical decision of combining Joker with... a cobra? Not a laughing hyena, but a cobra? Really? Dubya tee eff mate.

But that's the thing. When I'm sitting here like "Hey man Thanos is interesting" and a f*cking Batman/TMNT cross-voer is better written (at least in terms of dialogue) that's sad. And yes I know most of you comic fans are all about Squirrel Girl or whatever but I've tried a bunch of her issues due to hte praise and I just do not know what you see in any of that. The lady at the comic shop gave us the previews of Generations as well and mother f*ck Marvel who are you hiring?

Anyway.

I've actually thought of writing on multiple forums here while sober. I've had perhaps my worst existential crisis lately but felt like it wouldn't be wright to f*ck now I'm distracted like Dr. Wright? I mean come on what the f*ck. Anyway, wouldn't be right to rant in "depression is ruining my life" because I don't feel like it is and my depression isn't chemical wait that makes no sense. Of course it's chemical. Everything in the brain is. That's why it is brain chemistry. Or something. I don't know science. But what I mean is I don't have depression as a diagnosable thing. So going in there I'd be an intruder. "Oh I'm sad right now because I've got so much baggage and have been a conceited sh*t my whole life oh woe is me". That ain't right. Now when people got real problems and real depression.

Still, I ain't got no one I feel comfortable reaching out to. Kind of sucks, y'know? But I have written enough depressing sh*t I've regreetted (YES REGREETED I REGRET SO HARD THAT I REGREET! I SECRET REGRET! ....wait, f*ck SECRETE REGRET that's it). Both in this thread nad other s (HA! Nad others. ) But tonight I write while feeling pretty good. My future is uncertain. I'm not on a career path I have faith in and whould rather keep working a job with mediocre expectation from me so I can just hsove myoney into a retirement account. I have a YouTube channel that struggles with views, only recently cracked 420 subscribers (BLAZE IT!) and no one really gives a f*ck about. And if no one gives a f*ck about that then imagine how few can bother withmy blog or podcast? And then there's the fact I'm 32 and single and oh man all the bullsh*t that comes with that.

But f*ck it. I've been having a good witime with my brother this weekend. And we must never disregard the good times because life isn't perfect.

Rmember that people. Even if life is drowning you, when you have those rare good moments, allow yourself the time to smile.

...or so says privileged white het male? I dunno. f*ck it. It's your life do whatever with it.

That's some quality frapulisim right there.

All ships go to depression thread if you need.

Sober drinking by myself me bight argue that we should be there when we find ourselves in the depth of a bottle. The depression thread loves all. I t love a you.

I love you.

Any sub gray night with wife and science fiction show Dark Matter. Lookignforwd to torchlogh after she's ok bed.

Love yo

imfa buoop fo?_

ihx pen ginain

shflm bskurr

kexx wrote:

imfa buoop fo?_

ihx pen ginain

shflm bskurr

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And Kexx pops in to remind us who’s the boss around here.

Nobody does it like Kexx.

Ha! This thread is still going strong 5 years later?? Nice!

Baskurs will forever be shalam’d

kexx wrote:

shflm bskurr

bskurr alf shflm

Probably I'm not durnk enough to post here.. but christ am I aever having a hardx time with the sh*t in my life lately. Ugh. i don't even know if i can spil it . WhateverI'm justy glad you are here and you can listen if I nc get t a point of sharing. Thanks all.

Why is it anytime I go all shalam baskur the last thing I go to is this thread?

I haven't shalamd my baskur in a while, though I've got the next 3 days off work, and a 6-pack of Stone Ripper waiting for me. Hmm

Dakuna wrote:

Probably I'm not durnk enough to post here.. but christ am I aever having a hardx time with the sh*t in my life lately. Ugh. i don't even know if i can spil it . WhateverI'm justy glad you are here and you can listen if I nc get t a point of sharing. Thanks all.

We're here for yo, bud. If you ever feeling like sharing, happy to to listen. Wishing you all the best!

Salina love you and I don’t know you

Salina

Salina
DAKUNA

FUUUUUUUUU AUTO

ANYWAY OLyed wow with a dakuna on the moron tor Kirin tor server

Long time ago

Yep drinkand habe work tomorrow but screwwwww it

Early dismissal schedule because we are having a costume parade

I love working with and helping children.

But I hate the education system

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Deadlines. All the time. They forget you have living little humans with you 80% of your day

But I love you

Rat Boy wrote:

Why is it anytime I go all shalam baskur the last thing I go to is this thread?

You know they’re a a slack channel as well for real time drink togethering.

This channel oh it’s the best for permanence. For memories. For comraderk and heartfelt messages of perpetuity

I did better than the Slack channel, I drank and streamed last night. ^^
Worst part? It was only one cosmo...

Rat Boy wrote:

Why is it anytime I go all shalam baskur the last thing I go to is this thread?

That's how it should be, JUST before you pass out on the bathroom floor you spill your guts in this thread.

We love you, too, Zoso.

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The Slack channel seems to be easier to find than the forum thread. O=)
Shalalm baskur, goodjers!!!

Hard to find thread but hit. Now will be top of list when look gain

Damn trump thread still ended
Up being first ahhhhhhhj

So drunk. Super drunk. Gonna go buy badges on steam sale even though I know I should wait
Until winter
Sale but I have no self control and am
Srunk

Zoso1701 Shalalm baskur. I hope those purchases look just as good hung over

It does beg a question: how do you buy a badge? (I’m guessing you mean cards)

Eleima wrote:

It does beg a question: how do you buy a badge? ;)

When in a state of frapulisim, all things are possible.

I may end up regretting this tomorrow, but so far a drop of hot sauce in a glass of brandy's tasting really good to me right now.

Belated update: definitely was spicey, no lingering after effects. Still, it's a sometimes treat.

Wow. I think that August post was the last time I drank.

So interesting lessons lerned. One of which is after about four months of not drinking you can seriously teast ethe alcohol again. Irish Mist Honey is typically sweet enough to cover it up but damn it seemed strong tonight. And boy did it float to my head. That weird feeling like your skull suddenly becomes a sponge and abosorbs the feeling of light cloudness.

The only Cheez its I oposeess ifucjasddsklfalsdjfasldf f*ck f*ck God damn f*ck. The only Cheez its I possess in thi s place are nasty Bacon and... Cheddar? Dunno, but they taste bad. Might need something else to snack on. But it's almost midnight and that owuld be bad for me.

Dammit.

Water is it. Wwater it is. Blah. stupid floaty fingers.

Shalamlm Baskur.

It's like you got Shalam Baskurred in the middle of writing that post.

Rat Boy wrote:

It's like you got Shalam Baskurred in the middle of writing that post.

I think we can tell exactly when that Irish Mist Honey kicked in.

Baskur al shalalm, fellow souf-joiseyan ccesarano.