A little over a month until release day (less if you're a Beta-player), and early word about FM 18 is trickling out.
WORCESTER CITY UPDATE:
Promotion! We did it Keegan-style, by utilizing a brand-new striker and AMC who combined to score 55 goals for us this season, helping us overcome the utterly infurating uselessness of every single back four combination I tried. We were, unquestionably, The Entertainers: 88 goals scored, 54 conceded, in a season that included a 5-4 victory over Chorley that literally had me tearing my freaking hair out. (We went up 1-0, then behind 3-1, then went up 4-3, then it went to 4-4, and won it in the 89th minute when their goalkeeper mishandled a cross so badly I wanted there to be a match-fixing investigation, which allowed my big, tall, lummox 2nd striker to thwack the ball into the net).
Non-league football is... sheesh.
Whatever. On to the Vanarama National League!
In order:
Trash. Yes, a few, thank God. Yes, we'll see if they're any better than the morons we had last year.
The biggest thing working in my favor at this point are Premier League academy dropouts looking for a new place to ply their trade. A kid who wasn't good enough for Everton (or even Cardiff) might be just the kind of thing we need in non-league (plus, their wages are usually within the realm of possibility).
Did anyone take up the pre order offers that were going around for 2018? I totally forgot, I'll probably bite the weekend it comes out, but I'm just not as excited as I used to be. The dynamic dressing room feature sounds cool, but I think it'll just end up like other mechanics in the game like press conferences - fun for the first hour or two, a nuisance that you skip over after that.
Did anyone take up the pre order offers that were going around for 2018? I totally forgot, I'll probably bite the weekend it comes out, but I'm just not as excited as I used to be. The dynamic dressing room feature sounds cool, but I think it'll just end up like other mechanics in the game like press conferences - fun for the first hour or two, a nuisance that you skip over after that.
I'm reasonably excited. I think what helps me is that I've totally adjusted my standards for most sports games. I can't yell and scream about how the changes in the games each year are minor, because I know enough about video game development at this point to understand that, given the timeframe they're usually working in, minor-to-moderate updates is pretty great!
Basically, I need to see that enough interesting new stuff is in FM 18, and so far they've mostly got me on that. Considering I get an obscene amount of game time from each iteration each year, I think putting out $50 for a minor-to-moderate game update is reasonable.
Do wish I'd done the pre-order though.
Strike and a half, that one.
New job offer!
I'd meant this as a LLM "Journeyman" game, where I start from as low as I can get hired in-game, and work my way up. As such, after the FA Trophy win, I was putting out applications literally everywhere, to try and score a more prestigious gig, but no-one bit.
This season, however, we've been a well sight better. It's March, and we're comfortably 4th (playoff position), back in the FA Trophy semi-finals, and we got to the FA Cup 2nd round this time, before getting bounced by Birmingham City (grumble, grumble).
I guess that was good enough to attract the attentions of Korona Kielce, a Ekstraklasa club in Poland. Well, not "attract" the attentions, they're currently 16th in the league, and I had applied literally EVERYWHERE.
Now, this isn't exactly super-realistic. We're still a semi-professional club at the moment, and Kielce could, ostensibly, play in European competition. Worse, they're not out of the woods yet, the bottom 8 teams in Poland compete to see who gets relegated at the end of the season, and they're note exactly looking like a team that will stay up.
But y'know what? The new FM is out in three weeks, and it's not like I'm going to be playing this game for another several years, might as well just take a chance, right?
Update from Poland!
So I took the Korona Kielce job. They BARELY avoided relegation last year, but they've got a solid stadium (15,500), reliable fans, and a pretty good wage budget for the new season ($3.5M, of which they're only spending $2M).
Now, there's a fair amount of dead weight to get rid of, including my personal in-game pet peeve, Low Determination players (which, for me, is anyone under 10). I've had too many negative experiences with players who, through a combination f that and what I'm sure is an inability to handle pressure, have gone up 2-0, seen the other team score a single goal, and immediately shat their pants.
That said, I feel very positive about the new season! There's been another mass culling at the biggest clubs around Europe, which means there's a pretty good number of low-reputation/decent skill players floating around that I might be able to make use of. All I have to worry about are the Ekstraklasa squad rules: 8 players trained at a club in Poland, 3 players trained at our club, and no more than 2 non-EU players in the team.
That last one is most interesting, because they don't mean "No more than 2 non-EU players in the registered squad". They mean no more than 2 non-EU players can be on the field at once, ever.
All of this is a bit complicated, because I need my team to have a Polish backbone, and all the best Polish talent is already playing for Legia Warsaw et al. So the gameplan is to try to put together a team that fits all the requisite squad registration rules, but my best players are almost certainly going to be foreigners.
At least the season will be easy on the legs though. The Ekstraklasa's season is only 30 games long, with a MASSIVE winter break. After 30 games, the Top 8 teams qualify for the Championship Round and the bottom 8 qualify for the Relegation Round. In each, the teams get I believe 50% of their points earned thus far in the campaign, and then plays the other 7 teams once, to determine who gets promoted/relegated. So in total, a 37-game season.
It's a bit weird, and I'm a little concerned about rotating the squad enough to keep everyone happy, if I get in some of the players I'm already aiming for, but whatever, its' a new challenge!
Dispatches from Southeast Poland:
So I had to do a bit of rejiggering of Kielce's squad, relying heavily on Free Transfers. I'd never heard of Clément Diop until now, but thank God he got released because we really needed a new starting GK. He, along with several other players and a few players from the youth ranks that deserved a shot made up our new squad, which I'm not thrilled about, but I think can be better than relegation fodder.
The season started with a game against Wisla Krakow, which went better than I'd assumed. A 2-2 draw on the road to start off our season, with both goals from a striker my predecessor had signed.
We crashed back to earth at home in game 2, losing 3-0, but then ripped off a unbeaten 5-game stretch (including a Polish Cup win) that left us pleasantly 7th in the league at the time.
The transfer window was actually quite interesting since teams must have at least 8 players trained by a club in Poland in their 25, which meant that teams put a HUGE premium on signing Polish talent. I had to fend off quite a few queries about my players, selling a few, including a Canadian DM who I had absolutely no use for. I was most surprised to see Bologna and Sampdoria coming in for a U-18s CB we have who apparently has pretty decent potential, offering as much as $500K for his services, what would've been a transfer record for the club. But, I figure I'll be here for a bit (i.e. - until FM 2018 drops and I start a new game), and the kid's barely even begun plying his trade professionally, so I decided to reject them and hang on to him.
The best game of our season came early however, as we visited Jagiellonia Białystok. We completely crapped the bed early, giving up 2 goals in the first 20 minutes (and it could've been 3 or 4). We managed to get one back, when they scored a third 5 minutes before the half. As you do, I lit into the team at half time, and we actually started somewhat positively in the 2nd half, as a comically horriffic own goal made it 3-2 after just 48 minutes.
Then, Jagiellonia's DM managed to get himself sent off after 60 minutes, and we threw ourselves forward. We got the equalizer on a fantastic counter, and then got the W on 89 minutes with a perfectly struck 25-yard shot into the bottom corner. Three more points, and suddenly, we're 4th in the table, 7 points off the top.
I don't think we'll win the league, obviously, and I'm not convinced of our consistency yet, but this is a quite nice development. Everything's not gravy quite yet, we went down 3-1 because I gave our backups a burn and they were a good deal less than convincing. But if this team can finish top half? Oooh, that's a success.
I just want to say I'm really enjoying these AARs.
Glad to hear it!
I like writing them, I'm just iffy about exactly how much detail to put in, since you don't want to spoil LLM games by being like "SIGN THIS GUY" because, for me, that can make the game boring if everyone's signing the same players and using the same tactics.
I'm just iffy about exactly how much detail to put in, since you don't want to spoil LLM games by being like "SIGN THIS GUY" because, for me, that can make the game boring if everyone's signing the same players and using the same tactics.
This is why nicknaming is a thing.
And Prederick, nice work in Poland! It sounds like you're doing a great job there. You're in the second Polish league, right? So you can get promoted?
4th, and it's, early doors yet. I played one more game after writing that against Legia Warsaw and we got obliterated 4-0.
So now we're in 7th, but remember the weirdness of the Polish league. After 30 games, the Top 8 teams go into a Championship Group, the bottom 8 go into a Relegation Group. Everybody gets 50% of their points from the season thus far, and you play everybody else in your group once, to decide who wins/gets european qualification/gets relegated.
So while it's probably unlikely, if we finish 8th, we could technically still win the title.
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