The change in tactics has gone rather well for us. We lost 0-1 away to Hertha in our last game in 4-1-4-1 and then came from behind to get a 2-2 with Paderborn in our first game with two forwards.
Since then:
Burghausen 3-0 Koln
Saarbrucken 1-3 Burghausen
St. Pauli 2-5 Burghausen
Burghausen 0-0 Bochum
Burghausen 4-0 1860 Munchen
This has put us second in the league after 9 games, behind the only team to beat us in the league - Hertha. We also have the best goal difference at +12, although Union Berlin look fun to watch with 25 goals for and 16 against in 9 games.
Bespoke Amphibian has continued to be great, but breakout star is really the new Forward Castle Aargh, who's chipped in with six goals and four assists in seven league games.
Interest in Twelve Foot Pizza has waned, but he's also asking for seven grand a week to extend his contract, so he'll probably be gone next year unless we somehow get promoted. I think fifth place is worth about €5,000,000, so if we can finish up there and no one snags him on a pre-contract between January and June then we have a shot, but he's listed as "ambitious", so I expect he'll be gone.
Drama in Berghausen last night as Twelve Foot Pizza broke his shoulder in training. Doubly bad news as back up keeper Twu Wuv has been out of action since the pre-season with a slipped disc in his back.
Fortunately the Mali manager still called Twelve Foot Pizza up for international duty meaning I had four players out representing their countries which is the threshold for requesting a match postponement in Germany, so I had to deal with one game less with no keepers.
I did have to go up against that "fun" Union Berlin side though, who were up to 28 goals for and 17 against in ten games. Four and a half goals each game...
I had to throw a 17 year old in goal for his first ever professional appearance and it was easy to choose which of the three youth kids to pick as this guy had practically nicknamed himself - Tobias Bergers.
The very first shot he faced arrowed by him from 20 yards before he could even move and then ten minutes later a shot hit directly at him seemed to bounce off his shoulder and in and we were 0-2 down.
We were being overrun, but right on the stroke of halftime Bespoke Amphibian lofted a beautiful chip from the angle of the penalty area over the keeper into the far side of the net to give us some hope and then Castle Aargh tapped in on 65 minutes to bring us back to 2-2.
Having come back from two goals down I was happy to try to sit on that result and take a point for the draw. On 92 minutes Berlin won a corner, then won the header from the cross and the ball beat Burgers, but doinked back off the post.
We punted it up the field to try to burn out the rest of the clock, and the ball got to winger Giving It Eyebrows who paused, the rolled the ball square across midfield about 35 yards out.
This guy needs to get himself a personal chef.
I don't really understand what's happening any more.
My Dad was a Formula 1 mechanic and he'd say "everyone knows why they're slow. Nobody knows why they're fast" and that seems to fit, because I'm putting out a sensible XI every week, but it features one MC, one DC and one MR that are serious question marks that I would really like to replace and then the team absolutely wrecks face while I sit in my office chair drinking a cup of tea trying not to upset anyone.
I mean, the obvious thing to say is that we're being carried by this guy, who's an absolute f*cking monster.
16 goals in 15 games... Scored in 12 of his last 13 appearances. Plus six assists and six Man of the Match awards.
We got him for free on a one year deal and as soon as I saw him play twice I threw another contract at him to hold him at the club to 2019.
He's worth €1,500,000 now.
Bespoke Amphibian is also signed through 2019 and it's beginning to feel like I could just put those two out. Amphibian takes all the free kicks and corners and Aargh then scores from them.
When I play my 4-1-4-1 system Aargh is the lone forward and Red Sonja goes back to the bench, but when I do play with two up front they really play well together - Sonja has eight goals in 10(5) appearances too.
Best of all, Aargh got called back to the Finnish national team for the first time in a couple years and promptly scored his first international goal, then gave me all the credit for helping him relaunch his career and now I show up on his favoured personnel.
25 years I've been involved with this series now - whenever things start going this well I get very, very suspicious.
I got frightened by your wages there for a second, but those are all per year, right?
Yeah, those are per annum. It's such a funny little difference, I'm so used to calculating wages per year, despite the fact that, in a "living every day" sense, calculating them per week makes far more sense (The difference between $40K a year and $50K a year can be kind of nebulous and abstract, but if you told me I could go from making $750 a week to $850 a week, suddenly it's MUCH more clear).
What are everybody's bogey teams in FM? In my mostly England-focused playthroughs, beating Mourinho's ManU and Pochettino's Tottenham took absolutely herculean efforts. In my Germany game, Bayern actually weren't that bad, it was just that getting the ball past Neuer was SO FREAKING HARD.
Has anyone else noticed that about the top goalkeepers in FM, by the way? Like, Lloris, De Gea, Neuer, Navas, Buffon and Courtious are near-impossible to score against. I've literally had games where I won 2-1, despite the fact that my world-class attackers had 4 or 5 clear cut chances and just as many half chances, because one of those keepers was going absolutely berzerk and stopping everything (and still somehow ending up with a rating of 6.8, despite stopping like 15 shots).
On the back of yet another absurdist performance by Leo Messi today, I am struck by how I don't think I've ever seen a FM game manage to model his (and Ronaldo's) absolute scoring dominance. Whether that's down to how the AI managers use them (a large part, I think) or the game's mechanics (a smaller, but still significant part), I'm not entirely sure.
Kee-flipping-rist Non League football. Worcester City just had our fifth game of the season postponed due to a waterlogged pitch. And, it seems that the quality of our pitch can be summarized as "Verdun, circa May 1916".
But! That did come to our assistance in a historic way.
We got an incredibly lucky draw in the qualifying rounds of the FA Cup, defeating Rushall Olympic, Bamber Bridge, and Kings Lynn Town to get into the FA Cup proper. Then, in the 1st Round, we beat Dag & Red 2-1, followed by a win over Maidstone United 2-0 in the 2nd Round.
With two National League scalps on our belt, the Third Round draw saw us at home, taking on...
....Tottenham.
Now, naturally, I assumed that our journey was over. The FA Cup 3rd Round for a National League North team is fantastic, plus, we were drawn at home, which meant a near-guaranteed sellout as we'd be taking on Champions League opposition.
Now, Tottenham probably took one look at our pitch, decided they were far more interested in the CL and didn't want to risk Harry Kane tearing a ligament trying to run across our field, so they sent a team comprised of U-23s, U-18s.... and Kieran Trippier, for some reason.
Now, I still had us losing this one, but from the opening whistle, the boys went at Tottenham like they'd stolen something from us. A huge slice of luck comes on 20 minutes, when our CM's free kick takes a mighty deflection and ends up in the bottom corner of the net. 1-0.
Four minutes later, our right back floats a cross into the box, that gets headed away, where one of my two strikers, arriving late, absolutely blooters it into the back of the net. 2-0, and I am in literal shock.
Five minutes later, Nick Tsaroulla decides to register his extreme disappointment with the quality of our stadium by launching himself, two-footed, into my left winger. Straight red, and suddenly, it's little Worcester City up 2-0 on flipping Tottenham, up a man, with 60 minutes to play.
Then, just before the half, Michael Vorm makes a complete hash of a simple header, spilling it, where their Center back attempts to clear it, ends up biffing it off of our striker's face and into the Tottenham net. 3-0!
3-freaking-0 is how it finished. 3-0. We beat Tottenham, not just beat them, won THREE-NIL in the FA Cup. Scenes at the Victoria Ground. Absolute scenes.
EDIT: Oh, and a follow-up Q for all my fellow managers: I think we all know now that the AI "learns" your tactics, so coming at it with the exact same 4-4-2 you lined up with the last time you played won't give you as good a result as the first time (usually), and radically changing tactics from for a reverse fixture can be a huge benefit (playing a 4-4-2 in the away fixture, and a 4-2-3-1 in the return fixture, for example). But chopping and changing tactics too often can lead to disjointed performances.
So my question is, how do you all keep the AI guessing? How do you prevent your favored tactic from going stale? Do you just choose a single way that works and ride it until it dies, or are you (like me) a tinkerman? Or do you make some more, subtle tweaks to your preferred tactic?
On the back of yet another absurdist performance by Leo Messi today, I am struck by how I don't think I've ever seen a FM game manage to model his (and Ronaldo's) absolute scoring dominance. Whether that's down to how the AI managers use them (a large part, I think) or the game's mechanics (a smaller, but still significant part), I'm not entirely sure.
I have had one, in FM10. I don't think he hit the Champions League heights of Messi and Ronaldo but in terms of league goals he's right up there. Meet Sergio Lopez, I wish I had taken a screenshot of him in his prime:
https://imgur.com/gallery/uADd5
1068 club goals in 914 appearances isn't too shabby. I remember he wasn't even supposed to be a starter for me in his first season but whoever I had splashed the cash on to play up top wasn't scoring at all and he was, so he got the job.
That Everton file was one of my "new version of FM out but I don't want to buy it at full price so I'll vacation as a holiday manager for one year before adding a new manager to a club that looks interesting." I don't remember what it was about Everton but usually when I take over a premier league side when doing that they're outside Europe and had a really bad season.
3-freaking-0 is how it finished. 3-0. We beat Tottenham, not just beat them, won THREE-NIL in the FA Cup. Scenes at the Victoria Ground. Absolute scenes.
Bloody hell Prederick, that is a result.
EDIT: Oh, and a follow-up Q for all my fellow managers: I think we all know now that the AI "learns" your tactics, so coming at it with the exact same 4-4-2 you lined up with the last time you played won't give you as good a result as the first time (usually), and radically changing tactics from for a reverse fixture can be a huge benefit (playing a 4-4-2 in the away fixture, and a 4-2-3-1 in the return fixture, for example). But chopping and changing tactics too often can lead to disjointed performances.So my question is, how do you all keep the AI guessing? How do you prevent your favored tactic from going stale? Do you just choose a single way that works and ride it until it dies, or are you (like me) a tinkerman? Or do you make some more, subtle tweaks to your preferred tactic?
I... stick with one tactic. If I'm a smaller side I might set up a defensive tactic for really difficult matches or when protecting a lead but I'm Jurgen Klopp - I have my way to play and that's how we'll be doing it week in and week out.
I play 4-1-4-1 and 4-4-2 right now, but if I remember rightly it has been a decade since the AI directly cracked a tactic making it unusable. I think around the 08 version they instead started figuring out where the gaps where in your system and then they try to put their players in those gaps. The end result is similar but less dramatic than a tactic just outright stopping working.
Back around the 06 day I built one 4-4-2 and then adjusted the position sliders one click forward for everyone and saved that as +1 and then backward as -1 and so on. I'd have tactics in each direction in a -4/+4 range and switch based on game situation. They also counted as different tactics, so the AI didn't crack any of them in more than a decade in game time.
Now that familiarity is more obviously presented and you can only really have three tactics I've gone away from that, but I still have "sets" of player instructions that are designed to subtly alter the way the team is positioning within the same formation.
So one time my 4-4-2 midfield might be :
Wing Attack / Central Midfielder Defend / Advanced Playmaker Attack / Defensive Winger Support
And then the next game :
Wide Midfielder Support / Box to Box Midfielder / Deep Lying Playmaker Support / Wing Attack
I also play with my fullbacks as to which stays back and which goes forward and then whether that first fullback is on Attack or Support. I'll also sometimes tell my wingers to "stay further forward", although I try to stay away from individual instructions entirely in the lower leagues.
These little changes all seem to add up to making it hard for the AI to work out what's happening.
I have had one, in FM10. I don't think he hit the Champions League heights of Messi and Ronaldo but in terms of league goals he's right up there. Meet Sergio Lopez, I wish I had taken a screenshot of him in his prime:
https://imgur.com/gallery/uADd5
1068 club goals in 914 appearances isn't too shabby.
Ye GODS. How many Ballon d'Ors did he win?
Oh Godzilla Blitz, you're tempting me with starting a lower league FM16 game.
Roke wrote:I have had one, in FM10. I don't think he hit the Champions League heights of Messi and Ronaldo but in terms of league goals he's right up there. Meet Sergio Lopez, I wish I had taken a screenshot of him in his prime:
https://imgur.com/gallery/uADd5
1068 club goals in 914 appearances isn't too shabby.
Ye GODS. How many Ballon d'Ors did he win?
The retirement blurb said 15, and it looks like he won 14 in a row.
He never seemed particularly electric watching him in the match engine but boy was he effective. He more or less just got free in the box a lot and scored goals.
I had a game where I ended up becoming Bayern Munich manager and went about 3 league seasons undefeated in large part due a Turkish striker I forget the name of, but he was able rack up Messi/Ronaldo levels of goals. It's also the only ever time I've managed a double hat-trick in a game, and it was scored by Toni Kroos, I think there's actually an achievement for it!
Weirdly enough in that game, I don't think I managed to win the Champions League. I remember Genoa won it the season before and I played them in the semi final, winning the home leg 8-0. Got to the final against 4th league place Man City and lost 2-1! Pure FM that is.
It felt like an unrepeatable case of catching lightning in a bottle, but after taking three years to get out of Division Three, we made it out of Division Two at the first attempt.
We were very lucky with injuries up until about five games to go when Castle Aargh, Giving It Eyebrows, Baba Yogurt and Jesus Speedos all got injured in the same game and the rest of the team panicked about being on the cusp of something and fell apart mentally.
So we ended up backing into second place off a really sporadic and unpredictable run through the end of the fixtures.
The game against Cottbus probably sealed it for us, but was one of the most frustrating games as we scored on three minutes and then Cottbus had a player sent off on 8 minutes... and then we went from 1-0 up to 2-1 down by halftime against ten men.
Fourth string striker Sharon Trilogy rescued us with two second half goals and that may have been the only useful thing he did in three years on the team.
In the final game goal difference was protecting us to the extent that if we lost 0-5 Union Berlin would need to win 5-0 to bump us out, but fortunately they screwed up their final game, drawing at home to Aalen.
The bad news is that we lost both Twelve Foot Pizza and Red Sonja to free transfers as we couldn't get near to their wage demands to extend their contracts.
Worse, we then also lost Castle Aargh.
He set a single-season scoring record for us with 25 goals and won the second division's top scorer award, but then in the gap between promotion and all the money showing up he demanded an improved contract and we didn't have the cash.
We had him locked into a contract until 2020, but he said he wasn't going to play and didn't think he could work with me, so we had to shop him around, which is where we get to worse² news - the team that showed up with the money was Hertha BSC who won the second division and beat us twice.
They paid €3,500,000 for Aargh, which is a lot more than the €0 we paid for him, but after beating us home and away and then stealing Aargh it's pretty clear who my new nemesis is.
How's your finances? Have you got money to get new players?
This is a great question, because I've spent so long running with other people's cast offs that I forgot I could spend actual money now!
My budget right now is €5,000,000 because you get €11,000,000 just in TV money for being in the Bundesliga. That's exactly the same amount as I got in total prizes for finishing second in division two. If I finish rock bottom of the top division I should earn a total of about €29,000,000!
Worcester City update!
We won the FA Trophy! Finished 7th in the National League North as well. Our 21-year-old striker, a signing on a free (of course) was our star, scoring 28 goals in all competitions, 7 goals in our cup run including two goals in our 3-1 victory over Guiseley to notch the biggest trophy Worcester has ever had.
I immediately tried to turn this success into a new job (this is a journeyman game, anyway), and was actually given interviews with clubs as big as AS Nancy, who had just been relegated from Ligue 1.
We got no jobs, of course.
Oh, and that FA Cup run? Well, after that historic win vs. Tottenham, we drew Cardiff at Cardiff City Stadium and got absolutely trounced 4-0. Not that I'm sad, a non-league team in the 4th round of the FA Cup is pretty impressive.
It's the offseason now, and I think we've strengthened enough (our central defense was, by far, our biggest problem last season) so I'm hoping either promotion or a new job is on the cards.
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