Felix Threepaper Choose Your Tag!

Congratulations! One of our regular authors Felix Threepaper has earned their tag. Bring on the suggestions!

Two is not enough
Dirty rotten scoundrel
Don't take the cork
Eye got you!

I feel like there's a story behind the name. Did I miss it?

Wowee, the time has finally come.

Running Man wrote:

I feel like there's a story behind the name. Did I miss it?

Not really ... I used it as a deliberately pretentious tag on a friend's blog back in the 00s and it stuck as my online name.

As my son Kratos will tell you, I am bad at names.

Can't wipe with less.

Ooh, finally! Congrats!

Felix Threepaper wrote:

Wowee, the time has finally come.

Running Man wrote:

I feel like there's a story behind the name. Did I miss it?

Not really ... I used it as a deliberately pretentious tag on a friend's blog back in the 00s and it stuck as my online name.

As my son Kratos will tell you, I am bad at names.

Well then, as befits your avatar...

OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA!

Alright, here are my bazillion suggestions from your myriad weekly jokes:

Four-minute response time
Hip to be Square
Fantasy … it gets the best of me
Nothing good happens after 3am
borne back ceaselessly into the past
On and on, south of Heaven
Go forward bravely
Take my Ryder by my side
Too Much Time On My Hands
A Glorious Thing

That's just a couple months' worth! Simply amazing you come up with these week after week.

Gratz!

And now for something completely different
This tag is all I need
$1.09!

Felix Threepaper wrote:

Wowee, the time has finally come.

Running Man wrote:

I feel like there's a story behind the name. Did I miss it?

Not really ... I used it as a deliberately pretentious tag on a friend's blog back in the 00s and it stuck as my online name.

As my son Kratos will tell you, I am bad at names.

Deliberately Pretentious

Luck in triplicate

(It's both the meaning behind Felix and needlessly obtuse.)

May I go to the bathroom first?

Congrats!

Explanation:

Aw, shucks. Thanks for the kind words and suggestions folks, especially garion333.

Grenn has sent me down a The Jerk rabbithole.

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

May I go to the bathroom first?

IMAGE(https://peelslowlynsee.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/steves-contribution-ruprecht-going-to-the-bathroom.jpg)

Thank you

Edit: Even better. Apparently our very own tanstaafl uploaded this to Imgur:

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/mvFAomv.gif)

Wild and Crazy Guy

Felix Threepaper wrote:

The Jerk rabbithole

I know tradition frowns on people self-tagging, but...

Dimmerswitch wrote:
Felix Threepaper wrote:

The Jerk rabbithole

I know tradition frowns on people self-tagging, but...

Or

Down the jerk rabbithole

LTTP but congratulations Felix T!!!! Obligatory anagram suggestions:
Preheat El Prefix
Pixel Feather Rep
Ex Thief Pearl Per

Yeah, I know, they don't make much sense.

Congratulations.

Livin' the ream

Pretentiously deliberate
Obviously ostentatious

Congrats!

Witty Nicknames A Specialty
Once written, thrice shy
The wonderful wordsmith of Oz
Martinized
Ramblin' Man
Because Twopaper was Taken

Gives three sheets
Doesn't give two sheets

doubtingthomas396 wrote:

Because Twopaper was Taken

I can't like this suggestion enough!

LouZiffer wrote:

Doesn't give two sheets

This one is so good that I forgot the one that I just thought of. Might I suggest,

"Couldn't give two sheets"

I'm not tying to steal your idea, Lou. It's just an iteration of yours.

Not Mother?

I just realized this has been going since May! Felix! Get choosing! Oh and choose mine.

Peer reviewed
...to the wind
Three sheets to the wind

S'all I got

& Pen!

Pen is Mightier!

3paper? I 'ardly knew 'er!

This tag will self destruct in 30 seconds

Did you know they named FTP after me?!

Because 2 ply is sandpaper

Fairy Three Princess

The Jerk

Each time I see your name, I read it first as Three-Pee-Oh, So. "Three-Pee-Oh" is my random suggestion.

Guy Montag's Grandson

JohnKillo wrote:

The Jerk

I'm a jerk.
I'm somebody now!
I'm in print!
happy to be in there somewhere
not carnival personnel

Bringing things back to the show at hand:
the host of Dance USA
I know somebody here!
I've got culture

Felix Threepaper wrote:

Wowee, the time has finally come.

Running Man wrote:

I feel like there's a story behind the name. Did I miss it?

Not really ... I used it as a deliberately pretentious tag on a friend's blog back in the 00s and it stuck as my online name.

As my son Kratos will tell you, I am bad at names.

I just wanted to express sympathy with this.