Post a picture, entertain me!

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Great, now I am going to spend the morning wondering just what shenanigans were at play in this library.

Just imagine the sticky fingers of the buttery cookie stains leaving a smudge onto the page of book you're currently reading, casually emitting a foul smell mixed of spoiled milk.

Abu5217 wrote:

Great, now I am going to spend the morning wondering just what shenanigans were at play in this library.

It's hard to top what's going on with that celery.

The Oreo was just a disguise to sneak spiders into the library.

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Rat Boy wrote:
Abu5217 wrote:

Great, now I am going to spend the morning wondering just what shenanigans were at play in this library.

It's hard to top what's going on with that celery.

Quite true...

The celery is disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as the look on the guy's face while the celery is doing whatever the hell it is the celery is doing.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

The celery is disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as the look on the guy's face while the celery is doing whatever the hell it is the celery is doing.

Disturbing? Or a level of bliss and contentment that we'll never know because we don't eat enough celery?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

The celery is disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as the look on the guy's face while the celery is doing whatever the hell it is the celery is doing.

Don't kink shame.

bnpederson wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

The celery is disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as the look on the guy's face while the celery is doing whatever the hell it is the celery is doing.

Don't kink shame. :)

You're absolutely right. To my fellow goodjers; if any of you have a fetish where you drive extreme pleasure from being anally probed by a large toothbrush wielded by an anthropomorphic crunchy vegetable to the point where your sphincter looks like Pac-Man in full chomp mode, I apologize for offending you.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
bnpederson wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

The celery is disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as the look on the guy's face while the celery is doing whatever the hell it is the celery is doing.

Don't kink shame. :)

You're absolutely right. To my fellow goodjers; if any of you have a fetish where you drive extreme pleasure from being anally probed by a large toothbrush wielded by an anthropomorphic crunchy vegetable to the point where your sphincter looks like Pac-Man in full chomp mode, I apologize for offending you.

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tanstaafl wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
bnpederson wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

The celery is disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as the look on the guy's face while the celery is doing whatever the hell it is the celery is doing.

Don't kink shame. :)

You're absolutely right. To my fellow goodjers; if any of you have a fetish where you drive extreme pleasure from being anally probed by a large toothbrush wielded by an anthropomorphic crunchy vegetable to the point where your sphincter looks like Pac-Man in full chomp mode, I apologize for offending you.

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That may be the most disturbing thing I've seen all year.

Rallick wrote:

That may be the most disturbing thing I've seen all year.

So you've had a boring four days, then?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Rallick wrote:

That may be the most disturbing thing I've seen all year.

So you've had a boring four days, then?

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Well, given that I spent all of last night in the emergency room with stabbing pains any time I tried to perform strenuous activities like breathing, I wouldn't call it 'boring' per se.

Did the celery go up too far?

tanstaafl wrote:

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I love this so much. Thank you for introducing it to me.

Rallick wrote:

Well, given that I spent all of last night in the emergency room with stabbing pains any time I tried to perform strenuous activities like breathing, I wouldn't call it 'boring' per se. :-P

Was it a fractured or dislocated rib?

I think I've eaten everything in this picture except for the endives, what's an endive?
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Tamren wrote:

I think I've eaten everything in this picture except for the endives, what's an endive?
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Looks like the menu from a Minecraft themed restaurant.

I wonder why there are several items on there twice. ( carrot, cauliflower, grapefruit, etc)

Endive is a fancy lettuce, just for a very rough description. More bitter then regular lettuce, effectively a fancy salad thing. Very yummy.

Endive is a kind of small, bitter lettuce

Edit: Danihausered

Endive is on their twice too.

Tanglebones wrote:

Endive is a kind of small, bitter lettuce

Edit: Danihausered

I prefer "Milkmausered", you culturally insensitive git.

Why would they leave so much of the pomelo's thick rind in when they removed the orange and grapefruit's entirely? That hardly seems fair.

Rallick wrote:

Well, given that I spent all of last night in the emergency room with stabbing pains any time I tried to perform strenuous activities like breathing, I wouldn't call it 'boring' per se. :-P

Pulled pericostals?

Vargen wrote:

Why would they leave so much of the pomelo's thick rind in when they removed the orange and grapefruit's entirely? That hardly seems fair.

I would guess that maybe Pomelo rind is eaten, pickled perhaps (I have no idea, just guessing) except for the fact that they also include a lot of the corn center, which I don't think is edible. Although they couldn't have made a cube with much less of the center I suppose.

Yonder wrote:
Vargen wrote:

Why would they leave so much of the pomelo's thick rind in when they removed the orange and grapefruit's entirely? That hardly seems fair.

I would guess that maybe Pomelo rind is eaten, pickled perhaps (I have no idea, just guessing) except for the fact that they also include a lot of the corn center, which I don't think is edible. Although they couldn't have made a cube with much less of the center I suppose.

Their apple cube is also the inedible core. Almost certainly done for aesthetics.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Their apple cube is also the inedible core. Almost certainly done for aesthetics.

But that's only in keeping with the spirit of Apple cubes.

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tanstaafl wrote:
Rallick wrote:

Well, given that I spent all of last night in the emergency room with stabbing pains any time I tried to perform strenuous activities like breathing, I wouldn't call it 'boring' per se. :-P

Pulled pericostals?

Costochondritis?