To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

"Grumpicus" wrote:

I''ve seen other pictures in which Mex looks much better. That one (edit: the one earlier in this thread) in particular, OTOH, was not terribly flattering (as pictures go... and it was blurry).

Translation:

""Not to sound queer or nothin'', but I got a little Mex shrine at home. I think of him at night and cry into my pillow when I''m lonely.

I cry hot, hot love.""

"Ulairi" wrote:

I didn''t mean he wasn''t a good looking guy. I just mean he isn''t a guy that is so good looking you hate him for it.

Aw, admit it, man: you were just jealous. Look at his good looks. And look at yourself. From what we have saw, you look like a Tin Man from Oz, except in hardtop, with pincers for hands, and no dick at all.

Compare it to the presentable appearance of Mex. He''s got a handsome mug, a couple of human hands, and a dick (or two)!

edited formatting.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

From what we have saw, you look like a Tin Man from Oz, except in hardtop, with pincers for hands, and no dick at all.

Compare it to the presentable appearance of Mex. He''s got a handsome mug, a couple of human hands, and a dick (or two)! :)

And Gorilla looks like he would split a woman in half.

I do discuss philosophy with my gf, moreso when I was actually IN philosophy. It''s fun. But, I once dated an all-brainy chick. It''s no fun, and I suggest that you don''t hope for it, lest your wish come true. Better to hope for the well-distributed girl. All points in INT is no good. They need a bit of CHA and some WIS as well. And definitely DEX, because I fall a lot and I need someone to catch me.

Heh, after a year of kung fu i''ve noticed that i haven''t stopped trying to run into things but i stop myself before hitting them most of the time now. Almost everyone I know refers to my girl as my ''disproportianately hot gf.'' And I''m dead sexy, so you know she must be gorgeous!

"Poppinfresh" wrote:

And Gorilla looks like he would split a woman in half. ;)

No, seriously, I was referring to his Employee Profile. See for yourself.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:
"Ulairi" wrote:

I didn''t mean he wasn''t a good looking guy. I just mean he isn''t a guy that is so good looking you hate him for it.

Aw, admit it, man: you were just jealous. Look at his good looks. And look at yourself. From what we have saw, you look like a Tin Man from Oz, except in hardtop, with pincers for hands, and no dick at all.

Compare it to the presentable appearance of Mex. He''s got a handsome mug, a couple of human hands, and a dick (or two)!

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I look like the Tin Man? Sweet. That is a step up from the Elephant Man.

IMAGE(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay8.jpg)

At least that''s the way it''s turned.

Well I forgot the most important part...

Thumbs up San! That''s quite an accomplishment! And now I know where you got your sig from.

"Homophobes" wrote:

gay stuff

She''s a lucky girl!

No wait!

You''re a lucky man!

I swear, you can''t call anyone or anything gay anymore without being branded a homophobe. What''s this world coming to?

Sanj, I stand in awe of the cojones you have. Well done.

Oh yeah, and Mex is hot.

"1Dgaf" wrote:
"Grumpicus" wrote:

I''ve seen other pictures in which Mex looks much better. That one (edit: the one earlier in this thread) in particular, OTOH, was not terribly flattering (as pictures go... and it was blurry).

Translation: ""Not to sound queer or nothin'', but I got a little Mex shrine at home. I think of him at night and cry into my pillow when I''m lonely.

I cry hot, hot love.""

Cheers!

Edit: Formatting (I hate those extra CRs from quote).

Well, I did discuss buddhist philosophy that day, just not with the girl in the picture =D

Thanks guys, I love you all too and I''d put it in all of your poopers.

I think it''s time I looked into that ass-stapling surgery...

Yeah. Colostomy bags are all the rage now

Oh how quickly this thread has degenerated. Sanjuro, we need a hot neighbor update, stat. I don''t care if it''s true or not, just please give the something to talk about besides their poopers... like pokers and yakkers.

Did Civ 2 come with multiplayer?

I have to tell you guys, yesterday was one hot day for a fella, to be sure. I started the day feeling gay. We had a picnic and cooked sausages on the grill. I put a big fat sausage in my bun, but it made me feel a little queer. I only had two bites, but an hour later my ass was on fire! I was bent over the toilet for an hour! Next time I''ll stick to the swedish meatballs. I let my friend have my sausage and when he put it in his mouth he got so excited that he squirted his mustard all over my chest. He felt bad, but since he let me drink his lemonade I didn''t mind. Then we played volleyball. All-in-all, it was the gayest picnic ever.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Did Civ 2 come with multiplayer?

Little kittens would like to thank you for saving this thread.

I would really like to be there and watch this young lady read this thread. She''d slap Sanj with a frickin restraining order.

OK, OK - Johnny Depp or William Shatner?

"Fletcher1138" wrote:

I have to tell you guys, yesterday was one hot day for a fella, to be sure. I started the day feeling gay. We had a picnic and cooked sausages on the grill. I put a big fat sausage in my bun, but it made me feel a little queer. I only had two bites, but an hour later my ass was on fire! I was bent over the toilet for an hour! Next time I''ll stick to the swedish meatballs. I let my friend have my sausage and when he put it in his mouth he got so excited that he squirted his mustard all over my chest. He felt bad, but since he let me drink his lemonade I didn''t mind. Then we played volleyball. All-in-all, it was the gayest picnic ever.

On the other hand, little kittens hate you.

Many kittens died to bring us this information.

Did you guys eat Schwetty Balls too?

I love you guys.

"Mr.Green" wrote:

I love you guys. :hump:

I love''em too. Everyone except Fletcher. He posts things like that monstrosity of a post up there, and I find myself curled up in a corner wishing I''d never been born.

"Mex" wrote:

Did you guys eat Schwetty Balls too?

Nothing beats a Hard Dickens Cider.

Nothing beats a Hard Dickens Cider.

Don''t forget that company''s mascot.

The Dicken''s Cider ass. (you know, like the donkey on Shrek....)

Fletcher...I''m laughing out loud.

Also, we won''t know about Sanj until saturday it seems.

Lastly, I''ve noticed those guys who are most comfortable in their masculinity have the easiest time taking a little gayness in stride. My line is usually, ""yeah, I''d do him."" Now I''ve have the consider the more vivid, ""Yeah, I''d put it in his pooper.""

Gay friend of mine told me he thought a pretty funny pickup line at a (gay) bar was, ""excuse me, can I help you push up your stool."" And I thought that was kinda vivid...

""Yeah, I''d put it in his pooper.""

That line I learned from my brother in law.

Date in a few hours after I get off work. There will be details for you yokels tomorrow. If you''re lucky

So if you''re lucky, we won''t get the details?

And can we adjust the level of said detail? I mean, is there a slider or something?