To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

"Mr.Green" wrote:

...boobs x3

Like in Total Recall?

Don''t these usually come in pairs anyway?

Apparently not.

Way to come off sounding like a jerk Ulairi, nice.

Not that Mex needs to hear it and gods know I don''t like to say it but Karla thinks he''s very cute. She''s been hinting that I start hitting a tanning salon to make my skin more brown... I''m starting to get nervous.

Marge! Guess how many boobs I saw today!

FIFTEEN!

I''ve seen other pictures in which Mex looks much better. That one (edit: the one earlier in this thread) in particular, OTOH, was not terribly flattering (as pictures go... and it was blurry).

"Razorgrin" wrote:
"Mr.Green" wrote:

...boobs x3

Like in Total Recall?

Exactly. (NSFW)

Edit to add links to Mex''s photo album.

Edited again because Certis prefers I link to NSFW content instead of ruthlessly subjecting you to it without warning.

"croaker" wrote:
"Razorgrin" wrote:

Boobs x2.

Don''t these usually come in pairs anyway?

Well, the default ones usually do. The upgrades can be kind of expensive, and I guess I could see the logic in getting one at a time.

"Mr.Green" wrote:

That was uncalled for Ulairi. From what I can see, Mex is a good looking guy, and like Sanjuro said, confidence is more important than looks. To some extent. For example, Tron guy knocking on that girl''s door might get different results...

Edit: Oh come on. Can''t tell another man is good looking without beeing afraid of looking gay. Insecure much?

I know, I know. You were kidding and I agree, boobs x3

I didn''t mean he wasn''t a good looking guy. I just mean he isn''t a guy that is so good looking you hate him for it.

Not that Mex needs to hear it and gods know I don''t like to say it but Karla thinks he''s very cute. She''s been hinting that I start hitting a tanning salon to make my skin more brown... I''m starting to get nervous.

If your a red head wouldn''t that just make you burn?

Ok Sanjuro - its been a couple of days - have you hit it yet?

Her capitol fell with only a few turns thanks to stealth bombers.

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If your a red head wouldn''t that just make you burn?

I''m blond but yeah, same difference

"Edwin" wrote:

Her capitol fell with only a few turns thanks to stealth bombers.

...Is that some kind of sexual reference? Or just a crack on her sub-par Civ 2 skills? And when did we establish those?

...Is that some kind of sexual reference?

Yup, probably something to do with Sanj''s hairless balls and alcohol.

I keep seeing references to Sanjuro''s hairless balls. I, personally, think that''s worth a couple of extra points. It takes real dedication to keep your nads depilated.

"Razorgrin" wrote:

I keep seeing references to Sanjuro''s hairless balls. I, personally, think that''s worth a couple of extra points. It takes real dedication to keep your nads depilated.

Methinks Razorgrin hasn''t been here quite long enough to have experienced the joys of the ""ball shaving"" thread.

Perhaps someone should link it so he can truly see why Sanjuro''s moniker is ""So Fresh, So Clean...""

Perhaps someone should link it so he can truly see why Sanjuro''s moniker is ""So Fresh, So Clean...""

As long as it hasn''t been updated with pictures.

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

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Perhaps someone should link it so he can truly see why Sanjuro''s moniker is ""So Fresh, So Clean...""

As long as it hasn''t been updated with pictures.

Negative, Captain. Still no pictures!

Thankfully.

"Thin_J" wrote:
"Razorgrin" wrote:

I keep seeing references to Sanjuro''s hairless balls. I, personally, think that''s worth a couple of extra points. It takes real dedication to keep your nads depilated.

Methinks Razorgrin hasn''t been here quite long enough to have experienced the joys of the ""ball shaving"" thread.

Perhaps someone should link it so he can truly see why Sanjuro''s moniker is ""So Fresh, So Clean...""

Nah, I''m all set. I don''t really need the gru...uh, specificdetails.

Oh you know you want to read that post I linked.

I couldn''t help but read it, and I have to admit, the Nairing sounds much more pleasant than breaking out the ol'' razor. That''s all I''m prepared to say on that subject.

Back on track, where''s Sanj been? I''m curious about the pornographic details.

Edited to remove some stupid.

Back on track, where''s Sanj been?

No Sanj means we will be getting news soon.

"Demosthenes" wrote:
"Edwin" wrote:

Her capitol fell with only a few turns thanks to stealth bombers.

...Is that some kind of sexual reference? Or just a crack on her sub-par Civ 2 skills? And when did we establish those?

That entirely depends on Sanjuro''s ability to saturation bomb her industrial zones with his ICBMs.

"Certis" wrote:

She''s been hinting that I start hitting a tanning salon to make my skin more brown... I''m starting to get nervous. ;)

Permanent tan. So much easier maintenance.

Yeah, an absence of Sanjuro means that he''s getting lucky. Hence the term ""Pulling a Sanjuro.""

"SpyNavy" wrote:

Ok Sanjuro - its been a couple of days - have you hit it yet?

Negative Ghost Rider. We''re going out to lunch on Saturday. Easy does it, lads, easy does it

Wow, Mex. Looks like you really did have a fun weekend. I assume you discussed philosophy, and the intricacies of Hoppenheimer''s latest essay on the Biochemistry of the South African tree frog?

"Morrolan" wrote:

Wow, Mex. Looks like you really did have a fun weekend. I assume you discussed philosophy, and the intricacies of Hoppenheimer''s latest essay on the Biochemistry of the South African tree frog?

Hmm. Just, err, speaking hypothetically here... what would be implied about me if I were to say that this sounds like a great way to spend time with one''s mate? I''m just saying -- no no, I''m asking -- it''s all hypothetical, see...

<sigh>

I don''t disagree. I was more commenting on how WILDLY intelligent the girl looked.

I do discuss philosophy with my gf, moreso when I was actually IN philosophy. It''s fun. But, I once dated an all-brainy chick. It''s no fun, and I suggest that you don''t hope for it, lest your wish come true. Better to hope for the well-distributed girl. All points in INT is no good. They need a bit of CHA and some WIS as well. And definitely DEX, because I fall a lot and I need someone to catch me.

"Lobo" wrote:
"Morrolan" wrote:

Wow, Mex. Looks like you really did have a fun weekend. I assume you discussed philosophy, and the intricacies of Hoppenheimer''s latest essay on the Biochemistry of the South African tree frog?

Hmm. Just, err, speaking hypothetically here... what would be implied about me if I were to say that this sounds like a great way to spend time with one''s mate? I''m just saying -- no no, I''m asking -- it''s all hypothetical, see...

<sigh>

It says you''re living in the wrong part of the country.