FF16: GWJFFL Week 2

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 15th, 8:25 PM ET: Jets at Bills

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2016/REG2
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (karmajay) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 158.00
#2 The Electric Wizards (LegionSB) * 1-0 (#1) 150.12
#3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (FSevenSansdeity) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 143.08
#4 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) * 1-0 (#1) 142.76
#5 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 1-0 1-0 (#2) 126.36
#6 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 1-0 1-0 (#2) 125.32
#7 Minaseans (mcheshier) 0-1 (#2) 126.80
#8 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 106.58
#9 The Heavies (tboon) 0-1 0-1 (#2) 106.16
#10 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 102.52
#11 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 101.56
#12 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) 0-1 (#3) 101.34
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (158.00)
#1 Overall ($10): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs
Division Winner ($15): The Electric Wizards
Division Winner ($15): Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult
Division Winner ($15): Leap's Peeps
Highest single-week team total ($10): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (158.00 in week 1) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 1
150.12 The Electric Wizards (1-0) vs. Gumbie's Dammits (0-1) 101.34
106.16 The Heavies (0-1) vs. Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (1-0) 158.00
101.56 I Have No Legs (0-1) vs. Old Man's Depends (1-0) 125.32
142.76 Leap's Peeps (1-0) vs. Minaseans (0-1) 126.80
143.08 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (1-0) vs. Kissing Cousins (0-1) 106.58
102.52 From Wentz You Came (0-1) vs. Giants Among Men (1-0) 126.36
Schedule - Week 2
  #1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (1-0) vs. #6 Old Man's Depends (1-0)
  #2 The Electric Wizards (1-0) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (0-1)
  #3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (1-0) vs. #7 Minaseans (0-1)
  #4 Leap's Peeps (1-0) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (0-1)
  #5 Giants Among Men (1-0) vs. #8 Kissing Cousins (0-1)
  #9 The Heavies (0-1) vs. #12 Gumbie's Dammits (0-1)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 167.80
#2 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 1-0 (#1) 144.00
#3 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 142.76
#4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 138.02
#5 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) * 1-0 (#2) 118.18
#6 TBD '16 (Sr_Malo) * 1-0 1-0 (#2) 112.44
#7 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 0-1 0-1 (#2) 133.70
#8 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 118.24
#9 BoomBoom (Chabuda) 0-1 (#2) 116.06
#10 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 0-1 (#3) 96.66
#11 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 96.60
#12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 72.72
Results - Week 1
116.06 BoomBoom (0-1) vs. Stele's 49ers (1-0) 144.00
118.18 Grump's Chumps (1-0) vs. Goffense Wins Championships (0-1) 96.66
138.02 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-0) vs. Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (0-1) 72.72
112.44 TBD '16 (1-0) vs. Demariyus Targaryen (0-1) 96.60
167.80 Captain Obvious (1-0) vs. Casterly Rock Rovers (0-1) 118.24
133.70 Brown Coats (0-1) vs. Play Stealing Spies (1-0) 142.76
Schedule - Week 2
  #1 Captain Obvious (1-0) vs. #5 Grump's Chumps (1-0)
  #2 Stele's 49ers (1-0) vs. #6 TBD '16 (1-0)
  #3 Play Stealing Spies (1-0) vs. #8 Casterly Rock Rovers (0-1)
  #4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-0) vs. #9 BoomBoom (0-1)
  #7 Brown Coats (0-1) vs. #10 Goffense Wins Championships (0-1)
  #11 Demariyus Targaryen (0-1) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (0-1)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Shimmering Armadillos (erichoya) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 147.04
#2 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 145.10
#3 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 128.46
#4 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (Jredgiant) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 127.70
#5 The Sitting Kaps (LegionSB) * 1-0 (#2) 117.92
#6 The Coversstealing Gene (FatherInire) * 1-0 (#2) 113.42
#7 Pecos Rattlers (farhorizon) 0-1 0-1 (#2) 117.14
#8 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 0-1 (#2) 109.90
#9 Tartans (Emmes) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 97.74
#10 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 97.56
#11 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) 0-1 (#3) 93.16
#12 Password is Taco (jonners99) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 92.12
Results - Week 1
113.42 The Coversstealing Gene (1-0) vs. Rayguns (0-1) 93.16
109.90 TBA (0-1) vs. The Sitting Kaps (1-0) 117.92
127.70 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (1-0) vs. The Hairy Kids (0-1) 97.56
117.14 Pecos Rattlers (0-1) vs. Shimmering Armadillos (1-0) 147.04
92.12 Password is Taco (0-1) vs. The Barcelona Dagrons (1-0) 145.10
97.74 Tartans (0-1) vs. Emerald Islanders (1-0) 128.46
Schedule - Week 2
  #1 Shimmering Armadillos (1-0) vs. #2 The Barcelona Dagrons (1-0)
  #3 Emerald Islanders (1-0) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (0-1)
  #4 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (1-0) vs. #5 The Sitting Kaps (1-0)
  #6 The Coversstealing Gene (1-0) vs. #12 Password is Taco (0-1)
  #7 Pecos Rattlers (0-1) vs. #11 Rayguns (0-1)
  #8 TBA (0-1) vs. #9 Tartans (0-1)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) * 1-0 (#1) 166.90
#2 The Immaculate Reception (Landshrk83) * 1-0 (#1) 144.50
#3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (Jolly) * 1-0 1-0 (#2) 124.36
#4 Exley's Magic Lamps (FatherInire) * 1-0 1-0 (#2) 121.22
#5 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 105.60
#6 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 100.76
#7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 0-1 (#2) 131.60
#8 Andy Reid's Clock Management (Apollo0507) 0-1 (#2) 116.42
#9 Minaseans (mcheshier) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 101.36
#10 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 99.18
#11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 95.06
#12 Reed It And Weep (ukickmydog) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 94.84
Results - Week 1
105.60 Suicide Squad (1-0) vs. Minaseans (0-1) 101.36
116.42 Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-1) vs. The Immaculate Reception (1-0) 144.50
131.60 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-1) vs. Garion's Muffin Tops (1-0) 166.90
95.06 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (0-1) vs. Exley's Magic Lamps (1-0) 121.22
94.84 Reed It And Weep (0-1) vs. JollyBill's Big Adventure (1-0) 124.36
99.18 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-1) vs. Bonney's Criminals (1-0) 100.76
Schedule - Week 2
  #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (1-0) vs. #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (0-1)
  #2 The Immaculate Reception (1-0) vs. #12 Reed It And Weep (0-1)
  #3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (1-0) vs. #9 Minaseans (0-1)
  #4 Exley's Magic Lamps (1-0) vs. #6 Bonney's Criminals (1-0)
  #5 Suicide Squad (1-0) vs. #8 Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-1)
  #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-1) vs. #10 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-1)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Ye ole dregs (FSevenSansdeity) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 152.30
#2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (FatherInire) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 127.74
#3 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 1-0 (#2) 127.12
#4 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 122.80
#5 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) * 1-0 1-0 (#1) 119.20
#6 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 1-0 (#2) 110.36
#7 Garion's G-String (garion333) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 128.44
#8 House Legion (LegionSB) 0-1 (#2) 109.36
#9 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 108.82
#10 Grenades (Chabuda) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 108.16
#11 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 0-1 (#2) 99.74
#12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 0-1 0-1 (#3) 95.14
Results - Week 1
127.12 The Moldavian Massacre (1-0) vs. The Barcelona Dagrons (0-1) 99.74
127.74 Sophia Loren Was A Source (1-0) vs. Grenades (0-1) 108.16
122.80 Old Man's Dementia (1-0) vs. Los Gringos (0-1) 108.82
109.36 House Legion (0-1) vs. Puffy Tacos (1-0) 110.36
95.14 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-1) vs. Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-0) 119.20
152.30 Ye ole dregs (1-0) vs. Garion's G-String (0-1) 128.44
Schedule - Week 2
  #1 Ye ole dregs (1-0) vs. #6 Puffy Tacos (1-0)
  #2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (1-0) vs. #3 The Moldavian Massacre (1-0)
  #4 Old Man's Dementia (1-0) vs. #8 House Legion (0-1)
  #5 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-0) vs. #10 Grenades (0-1)
  #7 Garion's G-String (0-1) vs. #9 Los Gringos (0-1)
  #11 The Barcelona Dagrons (0-1) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-1)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Got that * by my name, let's start the playoffs.

Gumbie's highest single season score has been carrier over from last season in your script.

karmajay wrote:

Gumbie's highest single season score has been carrier over from last season in your script. :)

Thanks.

Despite it being way too early to tell and my tendency to feed off my own hype, I feel like this might be the year my dynasty team comes into it's own, thanks in no small part to the Foster/Miller swap.

Matt Fortississimo

Yeah, I'm a bit bummed he blew up last night because I was gonna try and trade for him. Guess everyone sees now he's still an important RB to have.

I thought I reached in my draft to grab him but it seems like a dynamite pick so far

Yeah I was pretty happy to grab him in the 6th round, felt he was being a little undervalued.

Was looking forward to this year in Keeper, that ended quickly.

Keenan down week 1, now AP down week 2.

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Ugh. What a miserable fantasy day yesterday.

I dropped a bit of an egg yesterday in Keeper as most of my guys got yards but not TDs.

Looks like I'm gonna lose in dynasty by 0.4 points. That's the worst.

Close game I went to sleep hoping the Packers would not score any more touchdowns!

ukickmydog wrote:

Was looking forward to this year in Keeper, that ended quickly.

Keenan down week 1, now AP down week 2.

Take this for what it is:

Peterson's mechanism was complicated and highlights how limited video study alone can be when analyzing injuries. Without knowing what the athlete is telling his medical staff, what the physical exam suggests, and what the imaging studies show, we're at a disadvantage. There were hints of a midfoot injury or high ankle sprain at first glance, then worries about Peterson's ACL and other structures after the team announced a knee injury.

Long time former NFL team orthopedic physician Dr. David Chao was concerned about a meniscus tear after a close look at the injury mechanism and noting that Peterson seemed unable to extend his knee after the injury. Mike Zimmer told reporters after the game that Peterson's knee had "calmed down." Peterson was seen leaving the locker room in an immobilizer. Both those details support Chao's argument.

If Peterson does have the type of meniscus tear that prevented full range of motion of his knee, Monday's MRI will be critical. An isolated meniscal tear could be addressed arthroscopically, with a possible return in 4-6 weeks. Unfortunately, this type of meniscus injury can be associated with ACL tears, which would obviously end Peterson's season. Former Vikings' beat reporter Tom Pelissero tweeted overnight that Peterson had minimal swelling and there is "optimism" his ACL is okay.

For now, that's educated speculation. Expect more details on Peterson's diagnosis and prognosis on Monday afternoon.

(From Footballguys, which requires a subscription.)

What a way to start my inaugural season in Pro. Lose Keenan Allen in week 1 and Danny Woodhead in Week 2.

Nevermind.

2nd highest score in d1 again. I think I'd love to keep that streak going.

Nirvana's...

Grumpicus wrote:

Nevermind.

...was released 25 years ago this week. Enjoy the punch to the olds I'm feeling.

Pro
156.38 #1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (2-0) vs. #6 Old Man's Depends (1-1) 137.80
101.22 #2 The Electric Wizards (2-0) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (0-2) 98.86
94.22 #3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (2-0) vs. #7 Minaseans (0-2) 89.76
112.24 #4 Leap's Peeps (1-1) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (1-1) 134.96
106.02 #5 Giants Among Men (1-1) vs. #8 Kissing Cousins (1-1) 125.08
135.62 #9 The Heavies (1-1) vs. #12 Gumbie's Dammits (0-2) 135.32

 

Division I
127.30 #1 Captain Obvious (2-0) vs. #5 Grump's Chumps (1-1) 117.52
119.76 #2 Stele's 49ers (2-0) vs. #6 TBD '16 (1-1) 95.54
106.22 #3 Play Stealing Spies (1-1) vs. #8 Casterly Rock Rovers (1-1) 119.22
117.72 #4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (2-0) vs. #9 BoomBoom (0-2) 111.72
73.68 #7 Brown Coats (0-2) vs. #10 Goffense Wins Championships (1-1) 117.56
95.66 #11 Demariyus Targaryen (0-2) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-1) 109.36

 

Division II
101.96 #1 Shimmering Armadillos (1-1) vs. #2 The Barcelona Dagrons (2-0) 120.76
139.46 #3 Emerald Islanders (2-0) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (0-2) 133.32
138.88 #4 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (2-0) vs. #5 The Sitting Kaps (1-1) 111.32
115.90 #6 The Coversstealing Gene (2-0) vs. #12 Password is Taco (0-2) 104.26
119.18 #7 Pecos Rattlers (1-1) vs. #11 Rayguns (0-2) 81.92
113.00 #8 TBA (0-2) vs. #9 Tartans (1-1) 126.82

 

Keeper
97.90 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (1-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-1) 138.86
136.18 #2 The Immaculate Reception (2-0) vs. #12 Reed It And Weep (0-2) 127.26
130.92 #3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (2-0) vs. #9 Minaseans (0-2) 120.02
127.42 #4 Exley's Magic Lamps (1-1) vs. #6 Bonney's Criminals (2-0) 134.04
106.26 #5 Suicide Squad (2-0) vs. #8 Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-2) 101.16
104.46 #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (1-1) vs. #10 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-2) 98.62

 

Dynasty
102.12 #1 Ye ole dregs (1-1) vs. #6 Puffy Tacos (2-0) 143.12
145.00 #2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (2-0) vs. #3 The Moldavian Massacre (1-1) 129.86
138.80 #4 Old Man's Dementia (2-0) vs. #8 House Legion (0-2) 116.02
98.16 #5 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-1) vs. #10 Grenades (1-1) 114.14
120.52 #7 Garion's G-String (0-2) vs. #9 Los Gringos (1-1) 120.56
66.42 #11 The Barcelona Dagrons (0-2) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-1) 137.14