To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.

You have to realize as well guys, that the odds of her opening the door were greatly enhanced by the fact that I am an EXCEPTIONALLY handsome man.

IMAGE(http://members.shaw.ca/celebritywash/Photos/wallpaper-ponch.jpg)

Like this guy.

Why was she playing Civ 2 and not Civ 3? What the hell''s wrong with her?

Chips in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

"Sanjuro" wrote:

You have to realize as well guys, that the odds of her opening the door were greatly enhanced by the fact that I am an EXCEPTIONALLY handsome man.

IMAGE(http://members.shaw.ca/celebritywash/Photos/wallpaper-ponch.jpg)

Like this guy.

If there ever was a man that I would make sweet sweet love to, it would be Erik Estrada.

Would you settle for Fez? Close enough?

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"Swat" wrote:

Would you settle for Fez? Close enough?

If there ever was a second man that I would make sweet sweet love to, it would be Wilmer ""Fez"" Valderrama.

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

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"Swat" wrote:

Would you settle for Fez? Close enough?

If there ever was a second man that I would make sweet sweet love to, it would be Wilmer ""Fez"" Valderrama.

I should have known that as soon as I clicked on this thread''s title, KrazyTaco would have found a way to make it completely jump off its tracks.

"Rat Boy" wrote:
"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

""]

"Swat" wrote:

Would you settle for Fez? Close enough?

If there ever was a second man that I would make sweet sweet love to, it would be Wilmer ""Fez"" Valderrama.

I should have known that as soon as I clicked on this thread''s title, KrazyTaco would have found a way to make it completely jump off its tracks.

I am the penny to the GWJ traintrack.

Go Sanjuro! Good luck!

"Alien13z" wrote:

Why was she playing Civ 2 and not Civ 3? What the hell''s wrong with her?

She be old school! And where are the pics?

"Alien13z" wrote:

Why was she playing Civ 2 and not Civ 3? What the hell''s wrong with her?

You''d play Civ3 over Civ2? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Thirteenth" wrote:
"Alien13z" wrote:

Why was she playing Civ 2 and not Civ 3? What the hell''s wrong with her?

She be old school! And where are the pics?

""Yeah, so I know we just met yesterday, but do you mind if I take a picture of you? Yeah, pose next to the monitor, just like that. YES YES NO NO Wait. Rush production on those city walls, it''ll make a better picture. Awesome. Work it.""

""Yeah, so I know we just met yesterday, but do you mind if I take a picture of you? Yeah, pose next to the monitor, just like that. YES YES NO NO Wait. Rush production on those city walls, it''ll make a better picture. Awesome. Work it.""

How is that different than

Sanjuro: I HAVE BEER. WILL YOU BE FRIEND?

Introducing yourself to a girl by bringing over beers is an opporunity to be charming.

Attempting to take pictures of her the next day is an opportunity to be arrested.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

Introducing yourself to a girl by bringing over beers is an opporunity to be charming.

Attempting to take pictures of her the next day is an opportunity to be arrested. ;)

Either way you still find love in the end.

"Ulairi" wrote:
"Sanjuro" wrote:

Introducing yourself to a girl by bringing over beers is an opporunity to be charming.

Attempting to take pictures of her the next day is an opportunity to be arrested. ;)

Either way you still find love in the end.

In the first instance, it would depend if she wanted to find love in the end. In the second, it really doesn''t matter what he thinks, he''s getting love in the end.

In both ends, from what I''ve heard.

Wow, that''s a braggable story. I''m not ''shy,'' but in your situation I probably would have just passed out for a bit, done my laundry and gone home. I salute you, and your superior way of living.

But, and I hate the be the wet blanket, here... but I hope you''re at least casually looking for a new place, right now. Because if she ends up being more than a ''few-dates-and-a-few-kisses'' girl, you do NOT want to live in that kind of proximity to her. Either that, or you could go all Fight Club and blow up your apartment. It''s cool, AND there''s drama! I hear that Smoldering-Real-Estate-Sex is almost as good as Makeup-sex.

"Morrolan" wrote:

But, and I hate the be the wet blanket, here... but I hope you''re at least casually looking for a new place, right now. Because if she ends up being more than a ''few-dates-and-a-few-kisses'' girl, you do NOT want to live in that kind of proximity to her.

A valid concern to be sure. She mentioned something about moving closer to where she works soon, I need to investigate that timetable a little more closely.

Why? You can always kill her if she gets annoying.

That may not be a good idea, Zed, what with Johnnie Cochran being dead and all.

Dude, Sanj, you are clearly teh weiner bomb.

"Swat" wrote:

Would you settle for Fez? Close enough?

Hey.. Fez nailed Lindsay Lohan.. Something Eric Estrada can hardly brag about.

Wow. I, too, am impressed by this man''s balls. Shaved, or no.

Boys, there''s a lesson to be learned here. Jump into that abyss, damn the torpedoes! Where women are concerned, bravery can take you far.

Then, of course, it''s good to remember that running away screaming from a bad mistake is, in its own way, also a form of bravery.

And now it''s time for The Out of Context Theater:

"Fletcher1138" wrote:

Wow. I, too, am impressed by this man''s balls. Shaved, or no.

Boys, there''s a lesson to be learned here. Jump into that abyss, damn the torpedoes!

This has been The Out of Context Theater.

"Fletcher1138" wrote:

Wow. I, too, am impressed by this man''s balls. Shaved, or no.

Boys, there''s a lesson to be learned here. Jump into that abyss, damn the torpedoes! Where women are concerned, bravery can take you far.

Then, of course, it''s good to remember that running away screaming from a bad mistake is, in its own way, also a form of bravery.

I think I just got a little dumber...on the inside. And it hurts.

She''s a MAN, baby!

compare:

Girl: Hello, how can I help you?
Sanjuro: I HAVE BEER. WILL YOU BE FRIEND?
Girl: I haven''t had beer in ages, and you look like the safe
kind of complete stranger. Yes, I will be your friend.
Sanjuro: I SHAVE MY BALLS.
Girl: How nice for you.

What of both are true? Imagine:

Girl: Hello, how can I help you?
Sanjuro: I HAVE BEER. WILL YOU BE FRIEND?
Girl: I haven''t had beer in ages, and you look like the safe
kind of complete stranger. Yes, I will be your friend.
Sanjuro: I SHAVE MY BALLS.
Girl: ME TOO!!

...not if she''s a post-op. That one would''ve shaved them off once and for good.

... you read this and then just grabbed your crotch, didn''t you.

Only because my TV remote was sitting on my lap.

Yeah... I''m considering doing something slightly sappy and romantic right now. This girl at school I''ve been interested threw her back out over the weekend... and she''s at a meeting right now... I think I''m gonna draw something up on her white board with well wishes... lame? Yes... Overly sappy? Yes... purely Demosthenes? Hell yeah!