Post Some Political Satire

I think you just derailed a few people's mornings as they discover Oglaf.

Robear wrote:

I think you just derailed a few people's mornings as they reread Oglaf. :-)

FTFM.

Maq wrote:

What the buggery bollocks is jade helm?

Jade Helm 15 is a military exercise happening across some southwestern states, due to the climate being similar to that of the Middle East. However, some Texans are convinced that Obummer is using the military to take over Texas, subject it to martial law, take away all their guns and intern them in FEMA (emergency management agency) camps. Texas' governor, an Abbott who has to be somehow related to the Aussie PM, took the concerns seriously enough to ask the Texas National Guard to mobilize against the U.S. Military, if needed.

No joke. Here's a USA Today article that suns up some of the conspiracy theories.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

/non-satire

sometimesdee wrote:

/non-satire

Satire? Where we're going we don't need satire.

Spoiler:

We're going to Texas.

Think I'm gonna have to steal something from this.

Prediction: trump will win all fifty states.

The sad part is that I found this satire being passed around conservative pages as though it were real.

Seth wrote:

Prediction: trump will win all fifty states.

The sad part is that I found this satire being passed around conservative pages as though it were real.

That's not satire. That's just a reprinted WorldNetDaily commentary.

Do I need to cross post this to the election thread?

Really? The site is called Red Flag, and people still don't get it!

That whole page is full of stories that are too close to reality to be funny.

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Donald Trump through the ages

The Titanic

So they have this board of inquiry. They ask me to appear. They beg. Plead. Say I’m the only one who can make sense of this tragedy.

I show up. I don’t know what I can do, but I show up. They ask what I think happened. Everyone is saying, “The ship hit the iceberg, the ship hit the iceberg.” I tell them straight. I say, “No, that’s not what happened." I say, "The iceberg attacked that ship.”

People are stunned. They never heard anyone say this before. They start clapping, start calling my name, they love me. They love how I tell the truth. I’m the only one who tells the truth.

Hey, one out of three ain't bad with this congress!

Donaldo Trumpez vows to make Mexico great again.

That bit hits entirely too close to home. T_T

Americans think their worst reputation is as arrogant tourists. Hypatian's right when she says it hits close to home. Americans here are actually infamous for being rapists and child-rapists. The image is exaggerated when the US spends for the defense and settlement of a convicted rapist (self-confessed to sexing a woman to drunk to do much of anything). Recently, a US Marine basically confessed to killing a woman because she was not cisgendered.

"In a tweet, GMA News' Rida Reyes said Pemberton confessed to choking and dragging the victim after discovering that Laude was not biologically female. - See more at: http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story..."

Official testimony lengthier, but essentially the same thing.

These are not criminals nor fugitives from US law. In fact, the US protects them! US Marines. The best of the best. What impression does that make?

Exactly. Lopez knows this. I know this. I hope that others become aware of it through his parody.

Satire or clever cover-up for the coming bloody expansion of the Clinton Body Count?

I didn't know that game was getting an expansion!

From the Beaverton (Canadian version of the Onion)
Mass shooting in _________, USA kills ___, sadly accurate;

__________, USA -- Up to ___ people were killed and ____ more injured after a gunman opened fire at a ________.

There were conflicting reports about casualties, but _______ from _______County Sheriff Department said the number is at __.

“I heard a popping sound and screaming,” said _________, a _________ at the __________. “And that’s when we all got down. There was ______ everywhere.”

The shooter’s motive was reported to be ________________.

Citizens of _______ were ______ and ______ to hear that something like this could happen in their community.

President _______ and Governor _______ had their _______ and _______ with the victims and their families.

____________________________________________________ gun control ___________________.

The NRA released a statement stating it __________with the victims, but _________ Second Amendment rights and _______________.