Has this been posted yet?
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love it
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Clinton is starting her campaign with a round of dad jokes!
Did we stumble upon something brilliant here?
Curry for five... curry for five...
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Could it also be a naan-starter?
Could it also be a naan-starter?
That's naansense.
(yes, I'm a dad)
What time does Sean Connery usually visit Wimbledon?
Tenish
Hey look! It's the Dhokla Knight!
I was chatting with my kids a couple of days ago about seafood; they all said that they were allergic to seafood, and I corrected them to clarify that they were only allergic to shellfish. They asked me, "what kinds of seafood are shellfish?" to which I replied "well, clams are shellfish... as are shrimp, crabs, and lobsters -- basically anything from the sea that has a hard shell. On the other hand, tuna and salmon are generousfish."
I was chatting with my kids a couple of days ago about seafood; they all said that they were allergic to seafood, and I corrected them to clarify that they were only allergic to shellfish. They asked me, "what kinds of seafood are shellfish?" to which I replied "well, clams are shellfish... as are shrimp, crabs, and lobsters -- basically anything from the sea that has a hard shell. On the other hand, tuna and salmon are generousfish."
Well played, sir.
Last night my wife said she had an epiphany while I was at work. I asked "was it during breakfast?"
She looked puzzled and asked why that mattered.
I replied "because then you would have had Breakfast Epiphanies."
She laughed for about twenty minutes.
Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
You almost lost me, but then I gained traction.
Katy wrote:Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
You almost lost me, but then I gained traction.
That joke really grinds my gears.
Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
This is probably my favourite joke ever.
Two solders are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Glug, glug, glug, glug."
doubtingthomas396 wrote:Katy wrote:Two goldfish are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
You almost lost me, but then I gained traction.
That joke really grinds my gears.
Two solders are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Glug, glug, glug, glug."
Truly, it is the dawning of the age of aquariums.
Tscott wrote:Two solders are in a tank. The first one looks at the second and says, "Glug, glug, glug, glug."
Truly, it is the dawning of the age of aquariums.
I sea what you did there.
I once got some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
I once got some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Man, that joke was just soul crushing.
Tscott wrote:I once got some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Man, that joke was just sole crushing.
ftfy
tsk tsk tsk
Man, that joke was just soul crushing.
I once got some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Amazing.
My contribution to the intersection of dad jokes and programmer jokes:
Coworker: I ran out of PTYs on OS X. `[forkpty: Device not configured] [Could not create a new process and open a pseudo-tty.]`
Me: That's just PTY-full.
nice one Cyranix
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