The non-March 8th TNL thread

Can one of you slackers set up the weekly Links thread already? Lord knows I'm not gonna do it for you. I don't even know if I'm playing tonight. Plus, one of you wise-akers <sic> would probably crack some joke about how 'we didn't think Psycho even knew how to start a thread', wouldn't you ... you worthless scalawags. Anyway, my whole point is one you jokers needs to step up and get this thing going. Time for trash talk is a-wasting.

LOL I didn''t think Psycho even knew how to start a thread!

I''m not entirely sure I can make it but I''ll do my best because I know that TNL without me is pretty much pointless.

"Mr.Green" wrote:

LOL I didn''t think Psycho even knew how to start a thread!

You worthless scalawag!

"Mr.Green" wrote:

I''m not entirely sure I can make it but I''ll do my best because I know that TNL without me is pretty much pointless.

I''m not certain, but I think if I had to choose only one attribute of Mr. Green''s that I admire the most, it would be his modesty.

I''m not sure I like where this thread is heading...

Cue my stalkers in 3....2....1.....

I refuse to post in such a haphazard thread.

I also refuse to believe that Psycho knows how to start a thread, especially after our game last night. Maybe Pyro helped him out.

PLUS, I refuse to believe that I won''t show up tonight. Because, simply put, I WILL show up, and WILL play.

Furthermore, I refuse to believe that anyone even CARES if Green doesn''t show up. Simply put, the gentlemen in the group might quite like a jolly good game of mature sporting, posthaste.

In addition, I refuse to believe I just said that last sentence. Honestly, what the hell''s wrong with me? Fake british post? <Looks at self in mirror, disapprovingly> For shame, Warlock... for shame...

"Warlock" wrote:

I also refuse to believe that Psycho knows how to start a thread, especially after our game last night. Maybe Pyro helped him out.

I .... shall .... kill you! .... scalawag!!!!

"Warlock" wrote:

Simply put, the gentlemen in the group might quite like a jolly good game of mature sporting, posthaste.

Mature sporting? Did you go out and find some new group to play Links with?

Hmm ....

"Warlock" wrote:

I also refuse to believe that Psycho knows how to start a thread, especially after our game last night. Maybe Pyro helped him out.

Good! We don''t need you anyway!

Edit: None yer damn bidness.

Links? Is that a game? Does it involve sausage?

Allright Mister Green. I don''t think I could set you up any more perfect that that .... Bring it.

I know why Green can''t play. He has a date with the ""downed pilot"" from last night''s GR2 game. It makes perfect sense if you saw how he was riding the poor guy''s ass trying to use him as cover.

I hope you two will be happy together Green.

I will play. He wasn''t my type.


Q - How does Swampy know that I was escorting the pilot?
A - He was already dead as usual and observing me.

Okay, so we have: Swampy, Psycho, Highlander and me. That makes 4. Perfect!

No, I was using you as my cover!

I thought you were busy. What, did he tell you he had a late mission to fly?

I''m not sure. I just wanted to ignore Warlock and leave him out of the bunch. What makes it even more beautiful is the fact that you didn''t even notice his absence.

I''m not sure. I just wanted to ignore Warlock and leave him out of the bunch. What makes it even more beautiful is the fact that you didn''t even notice his absence.

I wasn''t addressing that. Stop using me as your foil in an attempt to hurt my precious Warlock, you bastard.

I wasn''t addressing that. Stop using me as your foil in an attempt to hurt my precious Warlock, you bastard.

I was kidding Warlock, I don''t really hate you. At least, not that much. Besides, playing against you is a challenge, not like some others.

You may wish to note that my team whipped yours last week, Green. You might want to admit I smoked your ass with the best putt you have ever seen. Just a suggestion. And that for the past 2 weeks, you have been beaten by my team. You know, ''cause if you don''t, someone might mention it and undermine your little jab at me.

There is no I in team.

Oh snap!

And btw, I wasn''t specifically talking about you, I just said ""some others"" in a very general way.

Damn wait... the forum software made an URL out of it linking to your profile. Man, talk about advanced AI!

Don''t hurt yourself patting your own back for your cleverness, Canadian.

"Mr.Green" wrote:

There is no I in team.

But there is an ME.

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You guys may have to play without me. Not feeling real well, and if I do get on Live it might be to play Crimson Skies and see if folks show up for SquirrelMonkey''s Crimson Skies night.

I''m sorry guys. Last night I was not feeling well. At 9 I sat down to read. I remember thinking I would close my eyes and maybe sleep a bit before golf. My wife woke me up at 1:40 AM.

Well you missed a good match up. It was lots of fun

Well, that is great for you guys and it sucks for me. But I''m glad you had fun.

And didn''t miss me! <runs from room crying>

No we missed you Swmapy. You would have loved it. Green placed third on the back 9.

Aww, 3 weeks in a row! Ahahahhaha! Green is teh sux!

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Hey, I beat Psycho and Certis on the front nine!

I missed a putt (game bug most likely) on the 18th to give a stroke to Warlock but Highlander was just too strong last night. Not a single tiny little mistake. Scary sh*t.

I''m pretty sure he''s cheating, right Warlock?

I missed a putt (game bug most likely) on the 18th to give a stroke to Warlock

Hey, whatever makes you sleep at night, man...

I''m pretty sure he''s cheating, right Warlock?

Yes. I suspect a modded X-Box at the very least, if not something more... perhaps an AimBot, as we discussed.

"Mr.Green" wrote:

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Hey, I beat Psycho and Certis on the front nine!

Certis led the front nine from the get-go until a few mis-hits on the last green gave Mr. Green the victory. Mr. Green seems to have left out how lucky he was to have won the front 9.

"PsychoKillerZ" wrote:
"Mr.Green" wrote:

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Hey, I beat Psycho and Certis on the front nine!

Certis led the front nine from the get-go until a few mis-hits on the last green gave Mr. Green the victory. Mr. Green seems to have left out how lucky he was to have won the front 9.

Yeah well Certis missed a very short putt to turn what was going to be a tie into a victory for me. I was lucky. There. Happy now?