GWJFL 2005: Week 7 (New Deadline: 2/23/05)

And what''s with them cheerleaders with their bosums all-a-hangin'' out, and that jungle music they play after these plays? Why, in my day we just had a tuba player and wewere glad to have it!!

Yeah, well I''m big on sleep these days. What can I say?

After Matlock is over, Fletcher drifts off to sleep.

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Brilliant. LMFAO.

Oh yes, and: Certis must die.

Thank you.

"Fletcher1138" wrote:

Yeah, well I''m big on sleep these days. What can I say?

Maybe you can get in a quick game when your prostate acts up and you have to get up to pee?

"Fletch" wrote:

Oh yes, and: Certis must die.

Hmmmm you have a plan Fletch?

I think you need to cut the ring from his finger and throw it in the crack of mount doom to actually kill him.

Well I do have to get up every hour of the night to empty my aging bladder and take a pill or three. Maybe we can get in some gaming then.

Hmmmm you have a plan Fletch?

Still working on it. It''ll have to wait til spring though. I''m afraid of slipping on the ice and breaking a hip.

"Mr.Green" wrote:
"Fletch" wrote:

Oh yes, and: Certis must die.

Hmmmm you have a plan Fletch?

Watch it. Green will turn on you as soon you get Certis.

Still working on it. It''ll have to wait til spring though. I''m afraid of slipping on the ice and breaking a hip.

I can help you with that. Let''s do it. Now.

"The guy who finished 2nd" wrote:

Watch it. Green will turn on you as soon you get Certis.

Don''t listen to him Fletch. As long as you don''t kick my ass in games, you''re safe. Highlander, you''re safe too. Forever.

I guess Psycho is in danger then....As he kicked your ASS in hockey, then, huh?

Not yet. It takes more than one offense to make The List.

As for you, Swampy, you sure as hell won''t make that list according to the above rule but I can make exceptions, just so you know.

Hey now - We''re 1 - 1 in hockey, and I have taken more than a few golf rounds from you, so send some hate my way, sweetie!

Naw I just can''t hate you Swampy. Whenever I think of you I see a big fluffy teddy bear singing Dancing Queen. How can you not like a big and fluffy singing teddy?

I have a new song - two actually, cued up for your next big money putt, Green. I have little doubt you will approve.

There shall be no discussion of that lesser sport, hockey, in the GWJFL threads. Bagga, get the bat.

You don''t want Bagga''s Bat, Grumps. One end of it...smells...bad...
<shudder>

Well I didn''t plan on getting anywhere near it, personally, I was just going to send him up the road to come see you. I sounds like he knows the way.

LOL

Well Swampy and the Chiefs beat me. I am sad. It was close, but the Eagles killed themselves and the Chiefs capitalized. Good game to Swampy.

What an incredibly exciting finish. One of those when before the last play you say ""Good Game"".

You had me there, Spy. One pickoff made the difference.

Ye gods, my kickers will be the death of me. They really contribute to how bad the Chiefs are.

And, another Chief gets injured. It''s like ESPN/MS hate me or something...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Jerome Woods out for the season.

Why God, Why do you take the good ones so early?!?! And Why the F*ck do they all seem to be Chiefs!?!?!?

Waaaaaah!

OK, I''m done. I shall not speak of this again.
<Gets off knees, looks around, smooths hair, straightens tie and leaves room trying to look dignified>

Well Swampy, if you''re going to beat the last remaining undefeated in the league, you have to make sacrifices

He played a good game and I made a devastating mistake.

Grumpy, Neo and I have atrade for you to check on

I needed to play a near perfect game to have a chance against spy. The Eagles are a very well rounded team

"SwampYankee" wrote:

Grumpy, Neo and I have atrade for you to check on

Done.

Dutty, you still playing in the league? Any night after 2100 CST...

I just want Edge back .......

Psycho, a deal is on the table. Let me know. Have your people call mine, maybe we can get together for some Links and discuss it over a few beers in the clubhouse.
Love,
Swampy