FF14: GWJFFL Week 1

Early games:

  • Thursday, September 04th, 8:30 PM ET: Packers at Seahawks

Byes: None

What to watch in week 1: Revenge of Fail Mary

The last time Seattle hosted Green Bay in 2012, we were all witnesses to one of the most infamous games of the century. Two words: Fail Mary. This year, the Packers return to CenturyLink Field in the opening game of the 2014 season. The Seahawks were an up-and-coming team back in 2012; this time around, they're the defending Super Bowl champions. Elsewhere in Week 1, Peyton Manning faces the Colts for the second time in his career. In Week 7 of last season, Indy dealt Denver its first loss.

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2014/REG1

Pro

Standings
   OverallDivisionPoints For

#0

Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

International Organization of Evil (kaostheory)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Weeden Wayne Bowe (Kush15)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Druck Dynasty (LegionSB)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Insane Clowney Posse (boogle)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Karma's Gaming Grandpas (karmajay)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

The Heavies (tboon)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

The Elliottx Expletives (elliottx)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Minaseans (mcheshier)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Griffindor (ukickmydog)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

Schedule - Week 1

 #0 Insane Clowney Posse (0-0)vs.#0 Gumbie's Dammits (0-0)
 #0 Old Man's Depends (0-0)vs.#0 Druck Dynasty (0-0)
 #0 International Organization of Evil (0-0)vs.#0 The Elliottx Expletives (0-0)
 #0 Weeden Wayne Bowe (0-0)vs.#0 Leap's Peeps (0-0)
 #0 The Heavies (0-0)vs.#0 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (0-0)
 #0 Griffindor (0-0)vs.#0 Minaseans (0-0)

 

Division I

Standings
   OverallDivisionPoints For

#0

Corn on Randall's Cobb (ckozelic)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Berkeley Tree Cutters (Carlbear95)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Rabbitroids (gwjrabbit)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Stele's 49ers (Stele)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles (justinbot)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Afghan Rednecks (Bill_Bonney)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Tempest (tempestblayze)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

BoomBoom (Chabuda)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Gronk if you love Breesus (Evo)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Richie's Incognito Mode (S0LIDARITY)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

Schedule - Week 1

 #0 Tempest (0-0)vs.#0 Stele's 49ers (0-0)
 #0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles (0-0)vs.#0 Afghan Rednecks (0-0)
 #0 Grump's Chumps (0-0)vs.#0 Corn on Randall's Cobb (0-0)
 #0 Berkeley Tree Cutters (0-0)vs.#0 Rabbitroids (0-0)
 #0 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (0-0)vs.#0 BoomBoom (0-0)
 #0 Richie's Incognito Mode (0-0)vs.#0 Gronk if you love Breesus (0-0)

 

Division II

Standings
   OverallDivisionPoints For

#0

Screaming Mimis (mudbunny)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Bullers Badgers (learn2speaklion)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Hodors Hodors (Apollo0507)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Demaryius Targaryen (Neozilla)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Rayguns (nightelfmohawk)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Jersey Leshoure (FSevenSansdeity)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Landshrk83's Lightweights (Landshrk83)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

TBA (iaintgotnopants)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Winterfell Direwolves (Top_ShelfGWJ)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Tell Ya Later (Sr_Malo)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

Schedule - Week 1

 #0 TBA (0-0)vs.#0 Screaming Mimis (0-0)
 #0 Jersey Leshoure (0-0)vs.#0 Hodors Hodors (0-0)
 #0 Demaryius Targaryen (0-0)vs.#0 Rayguns (0-0)
 #0 Tell Ya Later (0-0)vs.#0 Winterfell Direwolves (0-0)
 #0 Play Stealing Spies (0-0)vs.#0 Landshrk83's Lightweights (0-0)
 #0 Bullers Badgers (0-0)vs.#0 Casterly Rock Rovers (0-0)

 

Keeper

Standings
   OverallDivisionPoints For

#0

Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Team Grumpicus (Grumpicus)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Ed Reed and the Hobo Rail Riders (ckozelic)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (kaostheory)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Minaseans (mcheshier)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

The Elliottx Experience (elliottx)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (Jolly)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Morris Better (ukickmydog)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

The Leftovers (gwjrabbit)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

Schedule - Week 1

 #0 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (0-0)vs.#0 Minaseans (0-0)
 #0 Ed Reed and the Hobo Rail Riders (0-0)vs.#0 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-0)
 #0 The Elliottx Experience (0-0)vs.#0 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (0-0)
 #0 Team Grumpicus (0-0)vs.#0 Garion's Muffin Tops (0-0)
 #0 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (0-0)vs.#0 The Leftovers (0-0)
 #0 Morris Better (0-0)vs.#0 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (0-0)

 

Dynasty

Standings
   OverallDivisionPoints For

#0

Grenades (Chabuda)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Leapsanity (LeapingGnome)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

House Legion (LegionSB)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

Pocket Lacys (Evo)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Garion's G-String (garion333)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

The Big Tebowski (FSevenSansdeity)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

#0

The Elliottx Executives (elliottx)
0-0
(#1)
0.00

#0

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ)
0-0
(#2)
0.00

#0

Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83)
0-0
(#3)
0.00

Schedule - Week 1

 #0 The Moldavian Massacre (0-0)vs.#0 The Elliottx Executives (0-0)
 #0 Leapsanity (0-0)vs.#0 Grenades (0-0)
 #0 Old Man's Dementia (0-0)vs.#0 Los Gringos (0-0)
 #0 House Legion (0-0)vs.#0 Pocket Lacys (0-0)
 #0 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-0)vs.#0 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (0-0)
 #0 The Big Tebowski (0-0)vs.#0 Garion's G-String (0-0)

 

3 days until the season kicks off!

Anyone who doesn't bother uploading a logo for their team is totally lame.

Wooo!!! Let's get this puppy started!

My keeper league game against ukick should be close! Might it come down to my mystery kicker, yet to be named??

I'm gonna hold off on the smack talk until after the weekend. Still have a couple of questions about my team.

*Legion* wrote:

Anyone who doesn't bother uploading a logo for their team is totally lame.

Done and done.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/WVIFrwH.jpg?1)

(Shamelessly stolen and hastily edited from here)

I'm hoping that beginner's luck can mask my Welker and double Kicker + Team picks.

sr_malo wrote:

I'm gonna hold off on the smack talk until after the weekend. Still have a couple of questions about my team.

Yeah I had three autopicks because the new interface was messing up for me. We'll see.

Thurs game, ugh.

Well that's my Welker dilemma solved. Is this what fantasy football is like?

Constant disappointment? Yup.

garion333 wrote:

Constant disappointment? Yup.

"Boogle, you seem angry and emotional. Girl turning you down really got you down?"
"NO MY AUTODRAFT ONLY GOT ONE BACK UP WR AND NO ONE WILL TRADE"

FF takes care of all of my emotions for the year. I have none left once the playoffs hit.

Why can't I claim players now after the waiver claims processed this morning? I will be screwed if I can't pick up kickers this week. I even checked the rules earlier in the week and it says after Thursday 8:00am eastern claims can be made, no mention of a first week lock.

Huh, yeah, that's not right.

Yeah, looks to be messed up. I cannot get a kicker either.

I still haven't heard how Corn On Randall's Cobb is feeling about auto-draft putting 7 RBs and 0 WRs on his bench? At least we let him have Randall Cobb.

Came to post that I can't replace my worthless kicker with another worthless kicker! But it seems like that's the hot thing to talk about today.

I sent Grump a PM to see if he can fix it, not sure if he will check this thread today.

Got PM. In meeting. Will investigate ASAP.

Edit: Should be fixed now.

I have kickers! Thanks Grump!

Okay when I try to claim a kicker it just drops my current kicker and doesn't award me the kicker I want. This happened in the Dynasty league. I'm trying to get Nick Folk as my kicker.

Yeah....so my team kinda sucks this year. Lets see if I can make a miracle out of this season.

TempestBlayze wrote:

Yeah....so my team kinda sucks this year. Lets see if I can make a miracle out of this season.

I missed the Keeper draft (family in town), and just sat down and really looked at my team.... disgusting. :shame:

kaostheory wrote:

I missed the Keeper draft (family in town)

Talk about backwards priorities!

I put in a claim for Marvin Jones in D2 when I noticed he somehow went undrafted. Then, Legion started talking him up all over the damn place and I figured I was going to lose out since I didn't want to actually spent money on a preseason waiver claim. Luckily, nobody listens to Legion so I still got him.

iaintgotnopants wrote:

Luckily, nobody listens to Legion

IMAGE(http://yourprocrastinationcoach.com/wp-content/uploads/procrastination-feels-bad-300x300.png)

Elliottx wrote:

Okay when I try to claim a kicker it just drops my current kicker and doesn't award me the kicker I want. This happened in the Dynasty league. I'm trying to get Nick Folk as my kicker.

Since Fleaflicker isn't completely transparent in the activity log, the "edited rosters" and "changed the lineup" messages just now were me adding and starting Nick Folk to Elliottx's team. Not sure why the technical difficulties. Hopefully, they'll resolve next week.

*Legion* wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:

Luckily, nobody listens to Legion

IMAGE(http://yourprocrastinationcoach.com/wp-content/uploads/procrastination-feels-bad-300x300.png)

Backstory: I lost some of my folders in my last computer build and file swap.

There are a couple perfect pictures that should go with this post.

I just spent 45 minutes pouring over old FF and NFL threads for this site on google for these pictures. Dozens of threads. My heart is broken.

You mean the depressed Russell jersey one from the back?

Boy, glad I didn't draft that washed up high mileage Marshawn Lynch. He looked like a pitiful old man out there tonight.

Ok, I gotta admit that Demaryius Targaryen is a really good team name. Props on that one.

karmajay wrote:

I just spent 45 minutes pouring over old FF and NFL threads for this site on google for these pictures. Dozens of threads. My heart is broken. :(

LeapingGnome wrote:

You mean the depressed Russell jersey one from the back? ;)

Oh. Oh. You mean this.

It should be noted that, since that incident, I have not had a single losing fantasy football team. 15 fantasy teams from 2010-2013, 14 playoff teams, and the 15th a 7-6 team missing the dance on a tiebreaker.

NEVER. AGAIN.