Official Team Fortress 2 Game Nights (PC)

I thought the "god like" kill streak was pretty awesome. Then walken had to go and screw it all up. Thanks for all the kritz brou.

Remind me again, it's Mondays and Fridays right? Anyone up for some Sunday mayhem?

tboon wrote:

This guy? I don't think he knows how to help.
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I'LL BONK YOUR HEAD OFF!!!

ragin_redneck wrote:

I thought the "god like" kill streak was pretty awesome. Then walken had to go and screw it all up. Thanks for all the kritz brou.

Yeah, you got it up to 29!!! It started saying "still god like" after 20 or 25. Good times.

ragin_redneck wrote:

I thought the "god like" kill streak was pretty awesome. Then walken had to go and screw it all up. Thanks for all the kritz brou.

Wow, if I'd known I was going to be stepping on that kind of special moment, I'd have taunted.

I'm getting itchy fingers. Anyone wanna burn some folks earlier? What's the official time?

Why am I playing refresh fortress for a Valve server? This is madness.

Awesome games tonight. Felt like a regular Monday with goodjers.

Except with a full team of spies and horrible snipers (and Gumbie).

My mood improved significantly when I was switched to the Goodjer team.

T-Prime wrote:

Except with a full team of spies and horrible snipers (and Gumbie).

My mood improved significantly when I was switched to the Goodjer team.

moosicile was on my team on our last defensive stand when I was giving our two pub heavies (Pimp_Engorged and I can't remember the other one) motivational speeches to hold the line.

I made it my mission to hunt down Gumbie and the pubbies just let me pass most of the time. Good times.

The motivational speech ending in "nah all you guys are terrible"?

Gumbie wrote:

moosicile was on my team on our last defensive stand when I was giving our two pub heavies (Pimp_Engorged and I can't remember the other one) motivational speeches to hold the line.

Ahem. I think you'll find that his name was Pimp Enlarged. Gotta get this stuff right.

T-Prime wrote:

Except with a full team of spies and horrible snipers (and Gumbie).

My mood improved significantly when I was switched to the Goodjer team.

Don't forget the most important part: They never, ever looked behind them.

32:8 as a Backburner pyro. TBoon, if you were twitching last night, that was why.

Walken Dead wrote:
Gumbie wrote:

moosicile was on my team on our last defensive stand when I was giving our two pub heavies (Pimp_Engorged and I can't remember the other one) motivational speeches to hold the line.

Ahem. I think you'll find that his name was Pimp Enlarged. Gotta get this stuff right.

T-Prime wrote:

Except with a full team of spies and horrible snipers (and Gumbie).

My mood improved significantly when I was switched to the Goodjer team.

Don't forget the most important part: They never, ever looked behind them.

32:8 as a Backburner pyro. TBoon, if you were twitching last night, that was why.

Huh, I was wondering. I just thought I forgot to take my meds.

ragin_redneck wrote:

I made it my mission to hunt down Gumbie and the pubbies just let me pass most of the time. Good times.

You mean when you were low on health and running away like a little girl... inches away from safety.......only for your head to explode?

mooosicle wrote:

The motivational speech ending in "nah all you guys are terrible"?

"this is your chance to prove everyone in your life who's ever doubted you, wrong"

"all those teachers, your parents, basically anyone in your life you've let down...this is your chance to show them you're not a failure"

"I believe in you brass beast heavy you can hold this line"

And then after we won the round..

"Nah I was just kidding you guys are f*cking terrible"

Gumbie wrote:
ragin_redneck wrote:

I made it my mission to hunt down Gumbie and the pubbies just let me pass most of the time. Good times.

You mean when you were low on health and running away like a little girl... inches away from safety.......only for your head to explode?

That was when my mission became clear.

ragin_redneck wrote:
Gumbie wrote:
ragin_redneck wrote:

I made it my mission to hunt down Gumbie and the pubbies just let me pass most of the time. Good times.

You mean when you were low on health and running away like a little girl... inches away from safety.......only for your head to explode?

That was when my mission became clear.

Hunting and killing the wild Gumbie should always be your prime mission. I will pass up pushing the cart, capping the point, or picking up the intel for a (usually poorly thought-out and even more poorly executed) attempt to do so.

Gumbie was singlehandedly responsible for defending Badwater CP1. We had a pubbie spy staying cloaked behind him, so he just racked up kills looking down the tunnel. I'm pretty sure I saw it get up to 8.

I don't think you guys know what it's like to be targeted by Gumbie. I always have to be aware of where he is and alter my path half the time because I KNOW he's just waiting for me to round the corner. I have a unique toque and I constantly stuggle with wearing it because Gumbie thinks the ushanka makes head shots harder. Have any of you ever considered wearing a common hat because of Gumbie?

Is Gumbie the sniper I burn all the time? Which one's he?

- Fixed a case where move speeds could be exploited using player view angles
- Fixed an exploit related to Bonk! Atomic Punch and Crit-a-Cola
- Fixed cosmetic items not using the correct team skins when attached to ragdolls
- Fixed a bug related to cancelling the Eureka Effect taunt and teleporting immediately
- Fixed baseballs causing teleporter exits to detonate
- Updated The Five-Month Shadow to fix a paint-related problem
- Updated The Merc's Mohawk so it can be equipped by all classes
- Updated the equip_region for the Exquisite Rack
- Updated beta map pl_cactuscanyon
- Redesigned the alternate window route over the choke point by stage 2 capture point 1
- Window overlooking second stage final capture point is now a doorway
- Removed stairs leading to back barn in stage 2 near final capture point
- Back alley behind water tank in stage 2 is now a 1-way drop down
- Added small health pack in the small room off the back stairwell flank near stage 1 capture point 2
- Fixed players building in spawn rooms
- Updated beta map rd_asteroid
- Mode changes
- Players must steal at least 25 points before they can leave the vault with the reactor core
- Updated power core pick up sound
- Updated robot death effects and sounds
- Updated HUD layout
- Map changes
- Layout has been adjusted with the overall goal of increasing players ability to participate in creating points for their team
- Added terrain path and cave entrance under mid bridge. Exit is located near the large row of windows. Cave contains a medium health pack
- Widened play space near cave exit leading into large row of windows
- Added small ammo pack to underwater flank that leads to enemy reactor vault
- Added small health kit to staging area before the interior battlements
- Reduced ammo pack near vault from full to medium
- Added alcove near front door staging area
- Robots have been rearranged
- A robots now circle the staircase near the front door
- B robots now roam the interior bridge above the water
- Enabled flashing lights when a team's power reactor has been stolen
- Fixed broken stair collision when exiting the water near the bridge. In some cases it would push players back into the water.
- Added player blocker to ledge above exterior battlements
- Widened glass tunnel flank doorway near C robots
- Increased attackers spawn time by 1 second
Gumbie wrote:

moosicile was on my team on our last defensive stand when I was giving our two pub heavies (Pimp_Engorged and I can't remember the other one) motivational speeches to hold the line.

Gumbie wrote:

"this is your chance to prove everyone in your life who's ever doubted you, wrong"

"all those teachers, your parents, basically anyone in your life you've let down...this is your chance to show them you're not a failure"

"I believe in you brass beast heavy you can hold this line"

And then after we won the round..

"Nah I was just kidding you guys are f*cking terrible"

I believe "roland_ngom" was the Brass Beast heavy. Also moonlighted as the worst spy you've ever seen.

EvilHomer3k wrote:

I don't think you guys know what it's like to be targeted by Gumbie. I always have to be aware of where he is and alter my path half the time because I KNOW he's just waiting for me to round the corner. I have a unique toque and I constantly stuggle with wearing it because Gumbie thinks the ushanka makes head shots harder. Have any of you ever considered wearing a common hat because of Gumbie?

I have.

FlamingPeasant wrote:
EvilHomer3k wrote:

I don't think you guys know what it's like to be targeted by Gumbie. I always have to be aware of where he is and alter my path half the time because I KNOW he's just waiting for me to round the corner. I have a unique toque and I constantly stuggle with wearing it because Gumbie thinks the ushanka makes head shots harder. Have any of you ever considered wearing a common hat because of Gumbie?

I have.

Common hat? Blasphemy. Only the biggest, most outrageous hats will do.

FlamingPeasant wrote:
EvilHomer3k wrote:

I don't think you guys know what it's like to be targeted by Gumbie. I always have to be aware of where he is and alter my path half the time because I KNOW he's just waiting for me to round the corner. I have a unique toque and I constantly stuggle with wearing it because Gumbie thinks the ushanka makes head shots harder. Have any of you ever considered wearing a common hat because of Gumbie?

I have.

He's given me some sort of digital PTSD.... mostly on upward. Every time I come out of spawn I'm looking for that damn red dot. Just when you think the coast is clear. BOOM. Even when he's not on, I'm still on guard because of the fear that he just joined and I didn't notice it.

Gumbie once claimed that he shot through my Towering Pillar of Hats rather than my head, so there's one that apparently helps (in addition to being the objectively best hat, by definition).

My favorite episode was one time when teamwork was working well and the chatter was particularly relevant and tactical. Gumbie warned us of an incoming wave, and then proceeded to update us every few seconds.

"Heavy's down. Medic's down. Soldier's down." [etc.]

I recall him calling out at least six kills over about fifteen seconds, which I believe is the maximum theoretical kill rate/attack interval for a sniper rifle. It was inhuman.

I do target based on what hat your wearing. One night VTSupie was wearing the green flame hat and I thought it was ukick all night.

I shot him a lot that night...

They're are certain hats that seem to mess the head hitbox up. The ushanka and the indian head dress always seem to be harder to hit. The towering pillar of hats is also a pain in the ass.

Archangel wrote:

Gumbie once claimed that he shot through my Towering Pillar of Hats rather than my head, so there's one that apparently helps (in addition to being the objectively best hat, by definition).

My favorite episode was one time when teamwork was working well and the chatter was particularly relevant and tactical. Gumbie warned us of an incoming wave, and then proceeded to update us every few seconds.

"Heavy's down. Medic's down. Soldier's down." [etc.]

I recall him calling out at least six kills over about fifteen seconds, which I believe is the maximum theoretical kill rate/attack interval for a sniper rifle. It was inhuman.

That was a good night, if I remember right we were defending the last point of dustbowl.

Found out a couple new things when playing asteroid last night:

• Friendly robots will heal their team players when nearby
• It's wise to split the team up. A-group: move forward get/steal cores. B-group: hang back and protect robots
• tboon is crazy-nuts with a whip

Gumbie wrote:

I do target based on what hat your wearing. One night VTSupie was wearing the green flame hat and I thought it was ukick all night.

Gumbie, even if I curse your name, I really blame myself for that. I asked ukick to get me a green flame hatte because I thought it was cool... Now I know the real price I have to pay (bullets to the head)!