Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

Demosthenes wrote:

Stupid computer meltdown, I miss having IRC up during the day just to watch.

We do too. Get well soon, Demos' computer.

LouZiffer wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:

Stupid computer meltdown, I miss having IRC up during the day just to watch.

We do too. Get well soon, Demos' computer.

Was out of warranty, so it's likely parts at this point, waiting for a replacement to be delivered.

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

ukickmydog wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

CptDomano wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

In Soviet Russia, Wii U sexes you!

[2:23pm] <+NSMike:> Goodjer: Can I summon you into my Dark Souls game?
[2:23pm] <+Goodjer:> NSMike: The souls of the vanilla game in the dark chocolate mousse with chili and salted caramel.
CptDomano wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

<+Q-Stone> I want to sex all the consoles

I understand sexing a Wii, but how do you sex a Wii U?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

"Waggle"

<+tboon> VeggiePirate: hook up Goodjer to a vocodor
<+Goodjer> tboon, Hook a bro up with age comes sexperience.
<+VeggiePirate> haha
<+VeggiePirate> Goodjer: You are not invited, perv.
<+Goodjer> VeggiePirate: Get your mitts off me you are not invited, perv.
<+VeggiePirate>
<+tboon> it would be the slappiest tickliest S&T ever

I had a S&T with VeggiePirate a couple years ago. I'm still sore.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

I had a S&T with VeggiePirate a couple years ago. I'm still sore.

Enough. You signed the non-disclosure.

<+NSMike>We need more space games.
<+NSMike>Goodjer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
<+Goodjer>NSMike: Ignornace is bliss f*ckers.

Goodjer has seen some sh*t in space.

<+Q-Stone>f*cking exchange
<+Q-Stone>13MB is TOO BIG of an attachment
<+notcube>winzip
<+Q-Stone>It is zipped
<+Q-Stone>ultra compression
<+tboon>scp
<+ChrisLTD>winrar
<+clover|lumosity>rawr
<+notcube>then tar.gz it again
<+Q-Stone>I hate you all
<+ChrisLTD>rar it into multiple files
<+Edwin>FTP it
<+notcube>LZ4 pass?
<+Q-Stone>L4D
<+ChrisLTD>stuffit
<+tboon>bzip
<+ChrisLTD>bcrypt!
<+Edwin>print out the source code on 4 font, print it, then fax it
<+boogle>put it in s3
<+boogle>send a download link
<+Edwin>then retype it on the other end
<+DrG|Tatt> wtencil o
<+ChrisLTD>punch card it
<+clover|lumosity>read the data into their voice mail
<+Q-Stone>I asked the recipient how he wants to receive it
<+clover|lumosity>and he said carrier pigeon
<+ChrisLTD>clover|lumosity: 101110101101110011110101010111010011101
<+ChrisLTD>clover|lumosity: … 1001110101110111011101110001111011101101111
<+ChrisLTD>Q-Stone: hex dump it into an IRC channel of their choosing
<+Cathadan>just break it into 140 bit chunks
<+Cathadan>deliver it over several thousand tweets
<+ChrisLTD>haha
<+Cathadan>along with a script to reassemble it
<+ChrisLTD>put it on Google+
<+ChrisLTD>even if it's a public post, no one will ever see it
<+Edwin>ouch
<+Cathadan>damn
<+Cathadan>so cold
<+Q-Stone>sooooo
<+Q-Stone>recipient asked me to burn the 13MB file to a CD and fedex it
<+clover|lumosity>are you serious
* Tyrian twitches
<+Q-Stone>100.3% serioues
<+Q-Stone>err serious
<+notcube>Q-Stone: put the disc on a brick
<+Tyrian>can't you share it via dropbox? google drive? carrier pigeon?
<+boogle>s3
<+Tyrian>fax it to them
<+ChrisLTD>110111011111011110011110110101
<+boogle>the answer is 23 100% of the time
<+Tyrian>call them up and whistle modem tones.
<+ChrisLTD>Q-Stone: tell them it sounds better on vinyl

Burn to optical is the standard thing in people with our office, too.

Ended up using dropbox.

wordsmythe wrote:

Burn to optical is the standard thing in people with our office, too. :(

Prepositional confusion.

muraii wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:

Burn to optical is the standard thing in people with our office, too. :(

Prepositional confusion.

People with his office have burn to optical in them as the standard thing, also. I understood what he said. Sheesh.

tboon has to translate minionese all day, so he's good at this.

SixteenBlue wrote:

Well, it's certainly something up with which I will not put.

(But seriously...)

clover wrote:

tboon has to translate minionese all day, so he's good at this.

Minionsplain is my new favorite word.

Not sure if this is the place to post this, but just as a filthy skimmer it seems some of you have been able to turn some of the negative fighting in P&C into genuine friendships by hanging out in games/IRC.

My problem is it feels in P&C a few particular posters are going beyond debate and taking somewhat pointed shots at me, then disappearing. I'm a little lost on how to if not see eye-to-eye at least be able to turn things into something a bit more positive. Don't know where to start.

Anyhow, sorry for the derail.

jdzappa wrote:

Not sure if this is the place to post this, but just as a filthy skimmer it seems some of you have been able to turn some of the negative fighting in P&C into genuine friendships by hanging out in games/IRC.

My problem is it feels in P&C a few particular posters are going beyond debate and taking somewhat pointed shots at me, then disappearing. I'm a little lost on how to if not see eye-to-eye at least be able to turn things into something a bit more positive. Don't know where to start.

Anyhow, sorry for the derail.

Start by popping in to IRC, chatting with the rest of us foulmouthed sailors about the non-P&C stuff - see the general 'ugh, not again' tone that's applied to 99% of all P&C discussions, even by P&C regulars, and come to know that the cult of Goodjer is alive and well.

If nothing else, the more real-time discussion of P&C stuff (often, but not always) helps derail bad feelings about disagreements that can be exacerbated by asynchronous posting.

IRC helps provide context by a near-real-time interaction. If I say something that's misunderstood, for whatever reason, I can in short order make it better if not exactly right. In posts, it seems that there's more time for things to fester. Still, there's no substitute for an interest in healthy interaction. Some people are just gonna be assholes. If they're taking pot shots and disappearing, I say they've already neutered whatever meager argument they may have had.

Or just stay in IRC. That's where I find out about the P&C crap in the first place.

Goodjer is always an asshole though, so you have to be ok with that.

Protip: Don't visit P&C.

Or, bring all your P&C concerns to Goodjer.

jdzappa wrote:

Not sure if this is the place to post this, but just as a filthy skimmer it seems some of you have been able to turn some of the negative fighting in P&C into genuine friendships by hanging out in games/IRC.

My problem is it feels in P&C a few particular posters are going beyond debate and taking somewhat pointed shots at me, then disappearing. I'm a little lost on how to if not see eye-to-eye at least be able to turn things into something a bit more positive. Don't know where to start.

Anyhow, sorry for the derail.

Sometimes it happens in IRC. But it is rare.

IRC is the Mos Eisley of the internet. If you're not shocked by what you see, you'll do okay. Don't let anyone read over your shoulder though.