Uh... Shaving? (NWS dialog)

RE: The Thread
*wipes the tears from laughing very, very hard away and gets up to shut the office door*

Thank God it''s Friday afternnoon and most people are gone.

RE: Nair
Sorry for coming into this really, really late, but isn''t spreading Nair on the proverbial family jewels a little like spraying easy off on your face? While I''d admit to keeping the hedge in order I draw the line at anything more severe than that. No metal blades. No chemical oxidents. No tweasers.

Doesn''t it itch in an abnormal freakish way?

EDIT: For those who watch Rescue Me on FX, they did the whole metrosexual thing on this and it was very, very funny.

Hehe, somehow I missed this one too... sad, but true.

That said, I was actually looking into a little info on this and am quite glad Sanj gave detailed instructions, cuz let''s face it, I don''t need a man ""bush."" Something about the word bush relating to anything on my body usually means time to shave... though it''s always been on my chin before.

Anyway, this is some good stuff, I''ll have to look into trying it later... might help the lady get back in the mood ^_^

There was a segment on the local morning radio zoo last week about ""shaving"" and I immediately thought about this thread.

I actually picked up some Nair because of this thread, and am very happy with the results it has had on my shoulders, the most annoying part of the body I was ever willing to shave.

As to downstairs... topiary > bald

Did y''all really need to bring this thread back?

And miss Morrolan''s topiary comment, ahhh but of course this thread had to be resurrected.

I remember this thread and laugh to myself a bit every time Sanjuro posts on the baords, or says anything on Live.

I keep hearing a little voice say ""So fresh, so clean..."" and I can''t help but laugh.

Not just no, but HELL NO!

Gamers With Jobs, it''s about people helping people. Shave.

Congratulations for taking the high road Sanjuro, it takes guts!

Morrolan, your topiary comment is uh.. interesting. Have you designed any special.. uh.. creatures lately?

"Mr.Swarvey" wrote:

Yeah, uh...
Against my better judgement, I depillatated (sp) myself.
And she made it worth my while.
As my thread was already branded with the NWS, I shant go into the details of how she made it worth my while.
But she did.
Really.
Nice.
Me likee.

Well since the thread is back....

It has been almost a year. Did you get the itches that many predicted? Still doing it? Is it easier or harder now that you have started down the path...

Iquiring minds want to know.

Oh. My. Lord. This has to be the funniest thread of all time.

You mean you hadn''t read it already? Goodness. You''ve been missing out!

I think I might have got the ball rolling again when I asked Sanjuro what his ""So Fresh, So Clean"" tag meant. I''m sorry guys.

You know...the wifey has been inquiring about this subject...its time for her to read her first forum!

btw...how much does that Nair thingie run?

Ahem ...

"Swat" wrote:

I think I might have got the ball rolling again ...

Thank you.

(So fresh, so clean ...)

Morrolan, your topiary comment is uh.. interesting. Have you designed any special.. uh.. creatures lately?

I made a duck once, but apparently that''s not attractive. So I went with a safe bet and went with dreads. That didn''t work out either. Through a feat of hair manipulation the likes of which has not been seen since the time of Achilles, I used the combover effect to construct a perfect likeness of Smeagol. The lady liked.

That has been your daily dose of TMI.

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btw...how much does that Nair thingie run?

I got a bottle of the stuff for about ten bucks, I believe. That''s probably not all that accurate, but it''s around that price range.

"Pigpen" wrote:

btw...how much does that Nair thingie run?

Danm, knowing this will make conversations in TeamSpeak kind of . . . . odd. Maybe it''s best not to know too much.

"Morrolan" wrote:

I got a bottle of the stuff for about ten bucks, I believe. That''s probably not all that accurate, but it''s around that price range.

Well, that''s not necessarily free. $10 USD for a form of hairlessness and all the scratching and itching you can stomach? What a bargin.

Damn, I thought I had killed this thread.

Anyway, it was 10 dollars Canadian. So there.
And I''d like to point out that one bottle will last you quite a while. I''ve only used it once, so far, but if I can be permitted a quick estimation, I''d say this one will last at least four or five months.

but . . . but . . . the itching. Think of the itching.

Shaving bad. Very bad. Sharp objects in the hands of normal men going near their junk is just a recipe for disaster.

I suppose it''s just as dangerous, but the way to go is trimming and not shaving. You get the generous effect of ""not having to go face to face with Dr J''s afro"" (god damn classic line if I''ve ever read one), but you dont have the pain and suffering of shaving. Mind you, if you use and electric trimmer BE CAREFUL FOR GODS SAKES!

I dunno man, I''d check this girl out a little further. She''s got some ""smooth little boy"" issues that worry me.

I use it on my shoulders, because I''m Scottish, and I need to do SOMETHING about back there. No itching.

[edited because the first version made no sense]

Now, you see, this is much different. Spreading nair on your back is a bit different from spreading it on your, well, you know, ''the precious jewels''.

Reading this thread required me to break into many fake coughs (when I started laughing out loud at work and had to start coughing to cover it). If I keep this up, bet I can swing a sick day out of it...

You guys are suspiciously too easily amused.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

You guys are suspiciously too easily amused.

Fear the power of low brow humor. Now, this here thread is gold. It needs to be saved for future generations so that those sad few, who require a detailed step-by-step guide at edgin'' the lawn, so to speak, can do so with Sanjuro''s wisdom and knowledge.

He could make a video, call it Sanjuro''s 5-easy steps to bald male parts.

Then we could all kill him as retribution for the mental and visual anguish he caused.

Yeah, that''s the ticket.

"Thin_J" wrote:

Then we could all kill him as retribution for the mental and visual anguish he caused.

If you ever knew how pretty my junk is, it wouldn''t be any anguish. I''m like Michaelangelo''s David. It''s all perfect.

Dam. Now that is some ruthless sh**. No one really wanted the visual stuff plugged into their heads. Now there''s like 20 people clawing their eyes trying to get San''s junk out of their heads.

One thing I am a bit confused about from this thread is the concept that some peoples male jewels are ''faceted'' and other''s not so much. Really? I thought it was all one type.

In your experience, do women prefer the ''fresh outta the womb'' look or the more conservative ''diligent gardener'' approach?