Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

[11:30] <+NSMike> Goodjer: berate carrot for his Ace of Base fandom
[11:30] <+Goodjer> NSMike: Nsmike has a history of ace of base fandom.

<+Cartoonin> He works hard for the money!
<+clover|werk> eerything is #1?
<+Q-Stone> the thing I'm doing now has a contractual deadline so everything else has been back burnered, even the infrastructure this thing depends on
<+clover|werk> Goodjer: Q-Stone is so hard for it, honey
<+Goodjer> clover|werk: Q-stone is the honey badger don't give donut the link, tboon is a hard f*ck in the floomi memorial motherf*cker.

Oh good, my attempt to change my name to DemosLovesPizzaRolls wasn't included here.

floomi memorial asshole
[14:16] <+Goodjer> Tanglebones: No sex for a reasonably decent time, a slave to the floomi, may he rest in peace.
<+NSMike> Goodjer: sous vide
<+Goodjer> NSMike: So sous. much vide. very vacuum. Wow.
Dimmerswitch wrote:
<+Goodjer> NSMike: So sous. much vide. very vacuum. Wow.

I started reading that and was hoping Goodjer was headed for So sous sudio.

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[notag][clover|nerdcave] Goodjer: porque?
[Goodjer] clover|nerdcave: I am merely an automaton constructed to make some noise in this room![/notag]

Eerie.

True sentience.

True sentence.

[furtivespy] goodjer: who is trichy?
[Goodjer] furtivespy: But if you're thinking of trichy. Trichy is like three airplanes in a fursuit.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
[furtivespy] goodjer: who is trichy?
[Goodjer] furtivespy: But if you're thinking of trichy. Trichy is like three airplanes in a fursuit.

What the what?!

Your secret is out, aerofurboy.

We're not disappointed in you, just disappointed you felt you had to hide it from us. I mean, we accept Q-Stone! Three airplanes in a fur suit is downright normal by comparison.

My father would never understand... You guys don't get it, he's from a different generation...

Can we change your tag? "Three planes in a fursuit" would make for an excellent tag...

trichy wrote:

My father would never understand... You guys don't get it, he's from a different generation...

We eloped too but to South Beach with a full guest list of like 20 people. They were the same way too but eventually got over it.

[18:12] <+T-Prime> Goodjer Jagermeister
[18:12] <+Goodjer> T-Prime: I am horny hotpants mcsexy.
[18:12] <+T-Prime> 'atta boy

Quintin_Stone wrote:
[furtivespy] goodjer: who is trichy?
[Goodjer] furtivespy: But if you're thinking of trichy. Trichy is like three airplanes in a fursuit.

That one almost cost me a keyboard, monitor, and rest of my drink.

Is there such a thing as a Robot Comedy Awards or something? The channel is too small an audience for this degree of brilliance.

[9:54] <+Slumberland> it's a me
[9:54] <+Slumberland> Slumberlandio
[9:54] <+Slumberland> what's up, OOTP suckbuddy
[9:54] <+Slumberland> WAIT
[9:54] <+Slumberland> that didn't come out like I meant
[9:54] <+CptDomano> LOL

<+Cathadan>GardenNinja: seems like it could be an interesting experiment to take a bot with a fair amount of learned language and set it free to become self-feeding and see what you get after a few hours
<+Cathadan>would it even resemble language at that point?
<+GardenNinja>yeah. might be fun.
<+clover|werk>sounds like Goodjer's evil twin
<+GardenNinja>I keep meaning to write a markov chain. Never written one and it seems like a fun problem.
<+Goodjer>clover|werk, Is that I dislike how inflexible they are supposed to be like nuean's evil twin.
<+clover|werk>Goodjer, show GardenNinja your markov chain
<+Goodjer>clover|werk: Put gardenninja in a part of ordering pizza is our markov? Chain bot.
<+carrot>Goodjer: can you reproduce?
<+Goodjer>carrot: Fear me. I should go ahead and reproduce.
<+carrot>O_O
<+Cathadan>o.o
<+clover|werk>truly it is terrifying
<+LouZiffer>Thanks a LOT, carrot.
<+NSMike>Goodjer: What are you going to use to reproduce?
<+GardenNinja>Goodjer, the new God of War game features Markov Chain Blades
<+Goodjer>NSMike: Make me want to use to reproduce?
<+Goodjer>GardenNinja: God this is our markov? Chain bot achieves optimum performance.
<+carrot>Goodjer: just remember who's your friend
<+GardenNinja>right on
<+Goodjer>carrot: A friend of mine used to keep trying to remember my password?
<+clover|werk>chain bot achieves optimum performance!

Aetus talking to Goodjer about his sex life, with apologies to Mystic Violet, who does not deserve this in any way, shape, or form.

[10:57pm] aetius: Goodjer: how long will it take me to find a willing woman?
[10:57pm] Goodjer: aetius: Are you willing to be impressed I'll get on the woman.
[10:57pm] aetius: Goodjer: I'm ... dubious.
[10:57pm] Goodjer: aetius: Woo with mysticviolet and her autoasphyxiation thing. You're hard to tell how big is your daddy and what else is dubious and vaguely unsettling.
<+NSMike> Goodjer: butt poems
<+Goodjer> NSMike: Butt butt butt what what in the coconut.
<+Goodjer> NSMike: Katisu is the hip-hop superstar of irc comedians.
NSMike> Goodjer: meats
Goodjer> NSMike: Your brain meats.

That's offal.

Q-Stone> Goodjer: boogle is a vegetarian?
Goodjer> Q-Stone: Boogle died of rage, boogle is a vegetarian, loves clams.

Stupid computer meltdown, I miss having IRC up during the day just to watch.