Guess Who Got A Digital Camera For Xmas??

Here is me and my woman.

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Dude, what kind of mutant couple are you? You seem to be projecting some kind of yellow forcefield and she has the magical ability to cloak her fun parts.

Dude, what kind of mutant couple are you? You seem to be projecting some kind of yellow forcefield and she has the magical ability to cloak her fun parts.

Man, his pic is obviously fake.

Here''s me and my wife about to take a drive with Jesus in my Ferrari.
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NOw that is disturbing - very disturbing.

I find it a little more disturbing that KrazyTaco has no feet. All these years and I had no idea.

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]I find it a little more disturbing that KrazyTaco has no feet. All these years and I had no idea.

War is cruel.

Here''s me and my wife about to take a drive with Jesus in my Ferrari.

I thought Reaper''s stories about Pyro being a one-man womanizing wrecking crew from Kentucky were all BS, but I guess I was wrong!

Pyro, that was freaking great. Everyone in the office wanted to know what I thought was so funny.

We''re going to have to double Pyro''s meds again.

Hey, with Jesus in the car, now it''s a car-boat!

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:

I did NOT need a face to associate with the Nair thread...

It just shows that hair will not be denied. You can remove it somewhere, it''ll pop up somewhere else.

This might be the best thread ever. At the very least it''s the most entertaining one this week.

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Hey, with Jesus in the car, now it''s a car-boat!

A car boat that never has to stop for more wine. Or road snacks.

""Render unto General Motors that which is General Motors''.""

Can we nominate this now for ""Thread of the Year""? I don''t think it''s in much doubt.

You know, if we''re going to make one conglomeratic fap thread, Certis should really cross-post the cleavage shot in here as well.

But seriously, looks like we''re some lucky friggin'' geeks. I''d post my wife''s picture if I was certain of my ability to protect my penis while I slept. I''m a light sleeper but all it takes is one accurate slice.

Yeah I vaguely remember Certis posting the top searched items on GWJ and Hoochie''s cleavage popped up the most.. did I imagine that??

Okay, who reads Swat''s response above and unconsciously sees the word ""vagina""? I can''t help my poor, beleaguered brain.

"ColdForged" wrote:

Okay, who reads Swat''s response above and unconsciously sees the word ""vagina""? I can''t help my poor, beleaguered brain.

I plead the 5th under the desire to not be banned from the site forever and ever.

No, no, no... I simply mean that the ""vaguely"" in the first line perversely mingled with the ""imagine"" in the second line miraculously transforms into ""vagina"" in my head. I know I''m not alone. Right? Guys?

What comes after Puce alert? Indigo?

"ColdForged" wrote:

No, no, no... I simply mean that the ""vaguely"" in the first line perversely mingled with the ""imagine"" in the second line miraculously transforms into ""vagina"" in my head. I know I''m not alone. Right? Guys?

No. Absolutely not. Sicko.

What comes after Puce alert? Indigo?

I think I need an adult.

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]I think I need an adult.

Oh, we''ve figured you''ve needed one for a long time, and not for the reasons you''re probably thinking about right now.

Rat Boy .. awesome BURN!

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car''s sunroof during an incident best described as a ""mistaken rapture"" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

""She started screaming `He''s back! He''s back!'' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car,"" said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

""I was slowing down but she wouldn''t wait till I stopped,"" Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky,"" he went on to say.

""This is the strangest thing I''ve seen since I''ve been on the force,"" said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who''s been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said ""Come back,"" just as the Williams'' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him.

""I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me,"" the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied ""This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen.""

Sorry but I need to show off the new sig from the other locked thread.

You planning on being a copy editor in Ar-kansas, Sly? That''s some funny stuff.

I should have said that wasn''t mine (I wish it were); it is the work of some anonymous net denizen so far as I know.

Sly,

That can''t be real. Did dozens of eye witnesses actually call it ''mistaken rapture''?