Haha, if you''re using the pump on your Swedish ""meatballs"" you definitely did not RTFM.
Oh man, please steer this thread back OT
Well it sounds like as long as the most important thing to you is your friendship, that you really can''t mess that up. Of course, she could, but that''s not up to you. Everything you''ve said (except maybe the orgams parts...) sound like good things to tell her.
Please tell me you haven''t bought into the ""you''re not a man until you..."" crap. That''s what boys tell themselves to make themselves feel like men. Until you''re comfortable talking about sex with her, comfortable going into a store to buy condoms, and all that...you''re just not ready.
Sex without love is okay. It can be like a drug...feels great, but wind up empty, and needing more to fill up that emptiness. Sex with someone you love, someone you''re falling in love with...once you get over the fumbling part, and the ""let''s do it as fast as we can"" part (which takes a lot longer. hah.) there is the simultaneous mind/body/heart/soul orgasm part.
And yeah. That''s a realllllly good part.
buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!
Man, I used to carry a condom around religiously back when there was a zero percent chance of ever getting laid.
And now, I don''t bother, cause she''s perhaps eight gooleplex times as conciencious as I am, and always has one.
Now that''s irony.
I look at not carrying one like enforced fidelity for myself.
buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!
No kidding... not to mention the utter misery if the store is closed or out of them...
Man, I used to carry a condom around religiously back when there was a zero percent chance of ever getting laid.
And now, I don''t bother, cause she''s perhaps eight gooleplex times as conciencious as I am, and always has one.Now that''s irony.
I look at not carrying one like enforced fidelity for myself. ;)
Haha, I think that''s a requirement for every single guy''s wallet, the condom that''s been in there for several years. Whenever I needed to use one, I couldn''t bring myself to tearing it open.
I wonder what happened to that thing... *sniff*
buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!No kidding... not to mention the utter misery if the store is closed or out of them...
Oh well, there''s always other equally entertaining things that can be done
Like I said... we''ll see... she called me today and she sounds like she''s just about back on board.
Sounds like you guys are back on track. Sorry for being the ""cut her loose while you still can"" guy, I only had protecting you in mind Demos. I''m sure you two will have fair seas and following winds from here on out.
I''m sure you two will have fair seas and following winds from here on out.
... straight to the beyond the fifth base!!!!
/runs
Isn''t the fifth base the ''dug-out''?
Also, Swat, it may be important for married guys to have the wallet ''pack'' as well...never know when you might need it...haha (just kidding on that one folks!)
BTW I would expect Pigpen and Johnny to be more or less against condoms...
... or contraception as general...
... or sex outside of marriage...
... or sex in general, for that matter!
What a pleasant surprise!!
I *am* against rampant promiscuity. I am also against sex before you are ready. I am blatantly against the idea that ''kids will be kids'' and that oral sex on school buses between 12 year olds is in any way ''okay''.
By ''ready'', I mean ''ready to deal with the fallout''. That comes in many forms - emotional distress, pregnancy, and sexual diseases on the bad side. If you are not emotionally equipped to handle the consequences, you shouldn''t engage in the action.
Yep Gorilla, you caught me. Advocating personal responsibility means that I am against sex.
Whoa, whoa, whoa kids- take it to P&C if you''re gonna get like this.
"Morrolan" wrote:Man, I used to carry a condom around religiously back when there was a zero percent chance of ever getting laid.
And now, I don''t bother, cause she''s perhaps eight gooleplex times as conciencious as I am, and always has one.Now that''s irony.
I look at not carrying one like enforced fidelity for myself. ;)
Haha, I think that''s a requirement for every single guy''s wallet, the condom that''s been in there for several years. Whenever I needed to use one, I couldn''t bring myself to tearing it open.
I wonder what happened to that thing... *sniff*
LMAO!
Whoa, whoa, whoa kids- take it to P&C if you''re gonna get like this.
Rest easy...Gorilla and I are just joshing each other.
buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!
If she really loves you, she''ll wait for you.
In some cases, she''s the one who will run to the store for the condoms...
/happened once or twice
Whoa, whoa, whoa kids- take it to P&C if you''re gonna get like this.Rest easy...Gorilla and I are just joshing each other.
I can never tell with you guys. /squinty suspicious look
Clearing the benches = orgy
I guess a rain out would be the aforementioned futile trip to 7-11.
I''d think that ""using a corked bat"" has something more to do with battery powered devices.
Here comes my knuckle-ball...
Here comes my knuckle-ball...
Ah yes. But you know its really a ""finger-tip"" ball. And don''t get me started on the ""slider.""
This thread has become one of the funniest I''ve seen, going wildly between sound advice to one of the more complete threads on ''baseball'' in the known multi-verse... And clearing the benches...BRILLIANT! Corked bat too...haha. I guess females want more men that can throw the slider or curveball, but unfortunately, too many men love power and the ''fastball''...
And Mex...they have condoms down there in Me-hee-co...cool...learn something new everyday
"Morrolan" wrote:Here comes my knuckle-ball...
Ah yes. But you know its really a ""finger-tip"" ball. And don''t get me started on the ""slider.""
You''ve forgotten the spitball.
I''d think that ""using a corked bat"" has something more to do with battery powered devices.
I was originally thinking along the lines of getting juiced up power from artificial means, but you are still using a bat. Hence Viagra. I''m liking the battery powered part as well.
And there''s the old favorite (most recently heard from Chris Rock re: the Olsen Twins on Saturday Night Live): ""If there''s grass on the field, play ball!""
I assume most people know that you should never carry a condom in your wallet or pocket, cause the friction from just walking around can cause microtears (little tiny holes and creases) that could cause the condom to...malfunction during the act.
This message brought to by the letter C trying to prevent the letter P so you won''t see the letters S, O, and L.
Lumberg f*cked her..
Didn't you notice this thread is 3 years old, Max?
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