Women troubles... Sex really does change everything?

Haha, if you''re using the pump on your Swedish ""meatballs"" you definitely did not RTFM.

Oh man, please steer this thread back OT

Wow... this got really off topic...

Anyway, I got a call from her earlier... but by the time I was able to call her back, she was helping her mom move, so she was in the car with her and not at liberty to discuss too much...

That said, she sounded a lot happier... in part due to her insurance picking up birth control now... so the 20 i gave her to pick it up went to gas... COULD request that some of that gas come to visiting me... but I know her and her friend are going out this weekend, so I''m encouraging that... I still haven''t had the chance to give her the I''m here for you when you need me/and if you need your space... all you have to do is tell me... etc... type speach... I wish I could do it in person... well half of me does... half of me is glad that I''m trapped here till break.

Well it sounds like as long as the most important thing to you is your friendship, that you really can''t mess that up. Of course, she could, but that''s not up to you. Everything you''ve said (except maybe the orgams parts...) sound like good things to tell her.

Please tell me you haven''t bought into the ""you''re not a man until you..."" crap. That''s what boys tell themselves to make themselves feel like men. Until you''re comfortable talking about sex with her, comfortable going into a store to buy condoms, and all that...you''re just not ready.

Sex without love is okay. It can be like a drug...feels great, but wind up empty, and needing more to fill up that emptiness. Sex with someone you love, someone you''re falling in love with...once you get over the fumbling part, and the ""let''s do it as fast as we can"" part (which takes a lot longer. hah.) there is the simultaneous mind/body/heart/soul orgasm part.

And yeah. That''s a realllllly good part.

I''d like to think that the fact that I came here and discussed all this rather openly would prove that I''ve moved beyond being uncomfortable talking about it... I use euphinisms (spelling?) because it seems like a lot of people get a little edgy or weirded out when you use the word orgasm or climax or we did this or that... so ya know... I haven''t actually gone to buy a box of condoms yet... though when she says we''ll need them, I''ll be over there in a heartbeat and not care who the clerk is (always a hot girl working at the local cig/beer/condom place, whyyyyyyy?!)...

And honestly, I don''t love her because we fool around... I love her because I don''t feel like we need to all the time... that we don''t have to be our best dressed and out at the most fancy places to enjoy our relationship... I like that we can just sit around in our PJs eating Chinese at 9 in the evening watching some randomly crappy TV. It''s great. I love her because she''s accepting and encouraging off all my various nerd/geek qualities. It''s wonderful... I don''t feel like I need to hide my gaming and such from her... now admittedly, I won''t go into a huge rant about it either... but still...

Like I said... we''ll see... she called me today and she sounds like she''s just about back on board. She was talking about taking her extra birth control and all that and she''s like... I hope you''re appreciating what I''m doing for you... in sort of a goofy tone suggesting that I should take the rest of them so I see what it feels like... I (of course) make the obligatory estrogen = man boobs reference and that was that ^_^ Fun times... we''ll see... I''m gonna wait to see how things are when we''re face to face before I say anything final.

buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!

Man, I used to carry a condom around religiously back when there was a zero percent chance of ever getting laid.
And now, I don''t bother, cause she''s perhaps eight gooleplex times as conciencious as I am, and always has one.

Now that''s irony.

I look at not carrying one like enforced fidelity for myself.

buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!

No kidding... not to mention the utter misery if the store is closed or out of them...

"Morrolan" wrote:

Man, I used to carry a condom around religiously back when there was a zero percent chance of ever getting laid.
And now, I don''t bother, cause she''s perhaps eight gooleplex times as conciencious as I am, and always has one.

Now that''s irony.

I look at not carrying one like enforced fidelity for myself. ;)

Haha, I think that''s a requirement for every single guy''s wallet, the condom that''s been in there for several years. Whenever I needed to use one, I couldn''t bring myself to tearing it open.

I wonder what happened to that thing... *sniff*

"Lester_King" wrote:
buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!

No kidding... not to mention the utter misery if the store is closed or out of them...

Oh well, there''s always other equally entertaining things that can be done

"Demosthenes" wrote:

Like I said... we''ll see... she called me today and she sounds like she''s just about back on board.

Sounds like you guys are back on track. Sorry for being the ""cut her loose while you still can"" guy, I only had protecting you in mind Demos. I''m sure you two will have fair seas and following winds from here on out.

I''m sure you two will have fair seas and following winds from here on out.

... straight to the beyond the fifth base!!!!

/runs

Isn''t the fifth base the ''dug-out''?

Also, Swat, it may be important for married guys to have the wallet ''pack'' as well...never know when you might need it...haha (just kidding on that one folks!)

BTW I would expect Pigpen and Johnny to be more or less against condoms...

... or contraception as general...

... or sex outside of marriage...

... or sex in general, for that matter!

What a pleasant surprise!!

I *am* against rampant promiscuity. I am also against sex before you are ready. I am blatantly against the idea that ''kids will be kids'' and that oral sex on school buses between 12 year olds is in any way ''okay''.

By ''ready'', I mean ''ready to deal with the fallout''. That comes in many forms - emotional distress, pregnancy, and sexual diseases on the bad side. If you are not emotionally equipped to handle the consequences, you shouldn''t engage in the action.

Yep Gorilla, you caught me. Advocating personal responsibility means that I am against sex.

Whoa, whoa, whoa kids- take it to P&C if you''re gonna get like this.

"Swat" wrote:
"Morrolan" wrote:

Man, I used to carry a condom around religiously back when there was a zero percent chance of ever getting laid.
And now, I don''t bother, cause she''s perhaps eight gooleplex times as conciencious as I am, and always has one.

Now that''s irony.

I look at not carrying one like enforced fidelity for myself. ;)

Haha, I think that''s a requirement for every single guy''s wallet, the condom that''s been in there for several years. Whenever I needed to use one, I couldn''t bring myself to tearing it open.

I wonder what happened to that thing... *sniff*

LMAO!

Whoa, whoa, whoa kids- take it to P&C if you''re gonna get like this.

Rest easy...Gorilla and I are just joshing each other.

"Pigpen" wrote:

buy the condoms now lad...don''t wait...because when you find out you need them, running down to the 7-11 is not the right option at the time!!!

If she really loves you, she''ll wait for you.

In some cases, she''s the one who will run to the store for the condoms...

/happened once or twice

"JohnnyMoJo" wrote:
Whoa, whoa, whoa kids- take it to P&C if you''re gonna get like this.

Rest easy...Gorilla and I are just joshing each other.

I can never tell with you guys. /squinty suspicious look

Clearing the benches = orgy

I guess a rain out would be the aforementioned futile trip to 7-11.

I''d think that ""using a corked bat"" has something more to do with battery powered devices.

Here comes my knuckle-ball...

"Morrolan" wrote:

Here comes my knuckle-ball...

Ah yes. But you know its really a ""finger-tip"" ball. And don''t get me started on the ""slider.""

This thread has become one of the funniest I''ve seen, going wildly between sound advice to one of the more complete threads on ''baseball'' in the known multi-verse... And clearing the benches...BRILLIANT! Corked bat too...haha. I guess females want more men that can throw the slider or curveball, but unfortunately, too many men love power and the ''fastball''...

And Mex...they have condoms down there in Me-hee-co...cool...learn something new everyday

"Fletcher1138" wrote:
"Morrolan" wrote:

Here comes my knuckle-ball...

Ah yes. But you know its really a ""finger-tip"" ball. And don''t get me started on the ""slider.""

You''ve forgotten the spitball.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

I''d think that ""using a corked bat"" has something more to do with battery powered devices.

I was originally thinking along the lines of getting juiced up power from artificial means, but you are still using a bat. Hence Viagra. I''m liking the battery powered part as well.

And there''s the old favorite (most recently heard from Chris Rock re: the Olsen Twins on Saturday Night Live): ""If there''s grass on the field, play ball!""

I assume most people know that you should never carry a condom in your wallet or pocket, cause the friction from just walking around can cause microtears (little tiny holes and creases) that could cause the condom to...malfunction during the act.

This message brought to by the letter C trying to prevent the letter P so you won''t see the letters S, O, and L.

Lumberg f*cked her..

Didn't you notice this thread is 3 years old, Max?

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