I ALMOST DIED

wordsmythe wrote:

Are we sure this wasn't the usual overnight downtime? This is the first I've checked the site since we posted Charlie's front page piece yesterday.

Yup.

Silly server. Bedtime is for people!

Dimmerswitch wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:

Are we sure this wasn't the usual overnight downtime? This is the first I've checked the site since we posted Charlie's front page piece yesterday.

Yup.

The Freudian Slip in that one is just awesome.

momgamer wrote:
Dimmerswitch wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:

Are we sure this wasn't the usual overnight downtime? This is the first I've checked the site since we posted Charlie's front page piece yesterday.

Yup.

The Freudian Slip in that one is just awesome. ;)

Looks like there's an outage at our hosing facility

I hear they have a pill for that now.

I'm still shaking.

Because an outage like that one deserves a 6-month-dormant thread necro!

Has anyone heard from Legion or is he still curled in the corner in a fetal position...?

Good thing the NFL season is over or we would really have been upset on a Sun afternoon.

Whew.

It was a dark time in all our lives.

Is this what it feels like to be revived?

Did Certis shoot somebody for a second wind?

My palms are sweating.

Donate now!

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Certis wrote:

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Odd, that doesn't mention beer or pot-bellied party pigs. Things may be run at GWJ differently than I've been assuming this whole time.

Then, had to clean up crashed db tables.

Stop using MySQL.

The site doesn't run on Solaris and ZFS?

demonbox wrote:
Certis wrote:

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Odd, that doesn't mention beer or pot-bellied party pigs. Things may be run at GWJ differently than I've been assuming this whole time.

"The crash" was in Odd Sean (that's what they call him)'s flat. However, there were no pot-bellied pigs; what kind of lowbrow operation do you think this is? It was caused by a drunken capuchin.

Certis wrote:

Donate now, my lord! :nicekiss:

FTFY

Tanglebones wrote:
Certis wrote:

Donate now, my lord! :nicekiss:

FTFY

I get this reference but wish I didnt...

Spoiler:

I also wish I had that Certis/Elysium Evony image to post right here...

Can we have 'dedicated hardware' as the $25K stretch goal instead? You can rent really sweet hardware with vast quantities of great bandwidth for about $200/mo.

Duoae wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
Certis wrote:

Donate now, my lord! :nicekiss:

FTFY

I get this reference but wish I didnt...

Spoiler:

I also wish I had that Certis/Elysium Evony image to post right here...

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It burns...

clover wrote:

It burns...

GWJ was in a gwave? Sounds serious!

POKE 53280,0:POKE 53281,12
?"We should switch to a Commodore 64."

NOT ON DRAFT WEEKEND

*RUNS AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF*